US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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HymanHive said:
Another doctored photo by the right-wing media, the same media that has been creating lines and fake-news as a way to attack the most popular president ever. This is not only unpatriotic, but is a spit in the face of everything that these servicepeople died for. Biden has handled this situation with honest, openness and humility, not grand-standing like Trump, who tried to score political points from deceased servicepeople.

Fact check: Biden was checking his watch, but it's a smart watch and he was keeping up to date on the Hurricane situation. This also took place before those servicepeople arrived at the ceremony. He was also looking at the time not because he was bored, but because he wanted to do anything other than seeing our dead soldiers, soldiers that are dead because of the plan Trump initiated.

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4/10 here I'll add some more.
 
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X Prime said:
You can really tell how sheep-like the Left is with how all the libby-libs on here start braying wildly whenever he comes up. It's kind of disturbing, actually.
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It just shows how derange they are. When it comes to run successful person not being a leftie cock sucker.
X Prime said:
If I recall he basically AOC'd the whole thing.
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Absolutego said:
I'm 90% sure he admitted he wasn't even at the school when things went down and started biking over once it hit social media.
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spiritofamermaid said:
iirc, no.

He was not at school that day, but claimed otherwise until security cameras proved he wasn't there.
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Honeslty didn't know that. Makes me hate him even more.
X Prime said:
I forget, have they finally put a dent in his business with all the retailers run by left-wingers refusing to stock him?
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I think he does business mostly one through his website. He surprisely isn't doing too bad.
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Biden has fucked it up.


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Is he legit looking at the time. What a disgrace
 
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Kane Lives said:
Don't seem so bad on live video.

He looks really old and tired, however. Definitely not confidence inspiring in the slightest.
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yea but you can tell its all a performance. he doesnt actually dare he killled 13 young Americans. He's half asleep and knows he has to put energy into his movements so it looks overdone. Hes also not used to saluting other people so his knee jerk reaction is to look at his watch.

very unpresidential.
 
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Titos said:
Holy fuck he's not just speedrunning dubyas presidency but HWs too, holy fuck. When does he do a speech on Malaise and say "I did no have sexual relations with that woman"? Perhaps some "no new taxes"? He's doing a whole new category for Shitty Presidencies Done Quick. Watch him get impeached over some fucking duct tape too.
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"I DID NOT SNIFF THAT WOMAN"
 
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GuntPunt said:
Let me help with that.
Here's his Tinder profile that was mocked a few months ago.
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At least he says that he's a "plant dad". Anyone who says stupid shit like, "I'm a plant parent", has no real intention of ever having actual children.

At least he won't reproduce. He looks like he's sterile anyway.
 
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Kane Lives said:
Don't seem so bad on live video.

He looks really old and tired, however. Definitely not confidence inspiring in the slightest.
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Nah, still pretty bad imo. Sneaking in a look at the watch once (I'm guessing) some sort of pledge or the like is completed. Still gives off the same air to me.
 
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"get me out of here"
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Him looking to the sky while squinting looks like the exact same feeling I had dealing with basic training when I signed up for a military program at 12 and realized that blankets the military provided to civilian kid programs were basically steel wool. Except unlike 12 year old me he's never going to grow to appreciate the small bit of comfort those blankets provided after hours of doing push ups on gravel. He's going to die with the same feeling of "Oh please god what did I sign myself up for" only to be yeeted to hell.
 
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HymanHive said:
Another doctored photo by the right-wing media, the same media that has been creating lines and fake-news as a way to attack the most popular president ever. This is not only unpatriotic, but is a spit in the face of everything that these servicepeople died for. Biden has handled this situation with honest, openness and humility, not grand-standing like Trump, who tried to score political points from deceased servicepeople.

Fact check: Biden was checking his watch, but it's a smart watch and he was keeping up to date on the Hurricane situation. This also took place before those servicepeople arrived at the ceremony.

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Very Pravda-esque, you'll make a good fact checker for the Soviet States of America.
 
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