Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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Hagfish said:
I wonder when Ethan will learn that being "ironically ugly" doesnt work if you are legit a hobgoblin.
This is of course assuming that he dresses like that and presses his chin inwards for "the mem", and doesnt actually think it looks good. i might be naive.
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I don’t think Hila and Ethan are so not self aware and autistic that they think they’re a good looking couple. Even for Jewish couple standards, they’re not even the least bit attractive.
 
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PeggieBigCock said:
I don’t think Hila and Ethan are so not self aware and autistic that they think they’re a good looking couple. Even for Jewish couple standards, they’re not even the least bit attractive.
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There's being ugly and then there's playing into being ugly by making yourself into the ugliest faggot possible for attention. I'll let you decide which one you think Ethan is.
 
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Hagfish said:
Do you Remember when Ethan was trying to look like James Charles?
do you remember the nightmares?
I remember the nightmares.....
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Mmm I love the taste of vomit.
Also part of that struck me as humiliation fetish shit. Like his uncle fester cosplay on multiple occasions. Like he really looks grotesque, and he does it so confidently there’s no way in hell parading about like that doesn’t give his cuck ass a chub.
 
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>I look totally fine
>Totally fine and not figuring out what is going on in my life at all
>Right, Siri?
 
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PeggieBigCock said:
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Moses is one of the good jews, believe it or not. Look at him calling out the bigger nose here 👌🏻
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He's right, if Ethan really cared for his wife he would have called off collaborating with Trisha over her being overly aggressive and bitchy about Hila, not over money disputes. But no exploiting controversial crazy people for shekels came first.
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
your mom is an egirl wannabe who still can't speak English properly after only speaking it for her entire life.
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This is one of my pet peeves. It's baffling to me that pewds speaks better english despite being more removed from the language than Hila is, and his exposure to english culture was offset with italian/japanese/whatever else he's into.

Hila has no excuse, but this is a trend I see in other foreigners that immigrate into the US, there are speaking quirks that they simply refuse to give up.

Chilson said:
Reminder that these fags own a fashion brand that is apparently successful.
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These colors are so bright and childish it might be their own.
 
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As a casual observer not very well versed in H3 lore, I genuinely wonder what Hila thinks about all day. Ethan always says exactly what he's thinking in the moment but Hila stays silent a lot. At least in the clips I have seen.

I have always believed she clearly has bad judgement for thinking Ethan is decent enough to stay married to and procreate with, but the more shit Ethan gets up to and the longer she outwardly tolerates/supports it, the more I think she actually agrees with him on most things but has the sense to realise she'll look bad or dumb if she opens her mouth.

I'm starting to wonder if she's the "better to stay silent and have people wonder if you're a fool" to Ethan's "rather than open your mouth and prove you are one".
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
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imagine this is your parents and that your dad is known for looking like a fat out of touch slob on the internet while preaching about justice and social reform and your mom is an egirl wannabe who still can't speak English properly after only speaking it for her entire life. I just will never understand photos like this. Also this dude must have the smallest package in existence.
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He always dressed like a tard, even back when H3H3 was good, but I remember 3-4 years ago when Ethan realized how unhealthy he was and said he was going to try and lose weight.

Since he seems to be at his fattest right now, I guess it was just too hard and he simply gave up on it. Stack the smoking on top of it and the dude is lowkey speedrunning a heart attack. You can only choose one, you either smoke like youre in a Marlboro commercial or you eat 5 big macs a day, you cant do both.

"I know my heart was so clogged up with fat that it stopped for 30 seconds, but you gotta understand guys, i'm doing therapy and my therapist said that because of my childhood and the way I was raised..." Wait until he pulls that one out again
 
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