US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Who turns off the light?
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>They look and act like ANA soldiers
Lol not really. ANA looked completely dicked up. Taliban soldiers actually look at least somewhat professional.

 

[verissimus]

I'm resisting the Yang Borg but I have no idea how long I can hold out.

You're an android though. How can you be assimilated by them?

 

[Psyduck]

I'm resisting the Yang Borg but I have no idea how long I can hold out.

Resist, my brother. Its hard but there has to be a counter movement to the Yang horde

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

They used their ninja blade missile for this, it can go through concrete and doesn't use explosives
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R9X Blade Bomb

So it's just a giant bullet with a big ninja star on the side?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The Vietnam situation is a huge case of historical irony, because the fact is that China will eventually either annex or heavily control Vietnam and obviously Vietnam itself doesn't want this. So the only alternative is to get buddy-buddy with the United States, the defeat of which the entire modern state of Vietnam is built around.

So yes, it is very weird to see US leaders being paraded around various anti-American war monuments. But the actual need for a US-Vietnam relationship is real.

Kamala is actually serving a function with long term benefits to the U.S., we're truly in Twilight Zone.

You're an android though. How can you be assimilated by them?

Simple, they're aparoids.

 

[TinkerTimmy]

So it's just a giant bullet with a big ninja star on the side?

Yup.

there has to be a counter movement to the Yang horde

the only movement is of american money to chinese business, nothing else is really happening fren. What did Antfia, BLM, Trump, or conservatives, liberals, libertarians or centrists accomplish recently? If they have accomplished anything, I am not seeing it from where I am at. Things seem to stay perfectly the same.

 

[Calandrino]

I'm taking this with a huge grain of salt until there's confirmation, because a terp and his family also seem like the exact kind of people you'd kill after taking over and opportunistically blame on a sketchy US drone strike.

America's most trusted news source is running it: https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/afghanistan-kabul-taliban-us-news-08-29-21/index.html

Nine members of one family were killed in a US drone strike targeting a vehicle in a residential neighborhood of Kabul, according to a relative of those killed.

Those killed included six children, the youngest being a 2-year-old girl, the brother of one of the dead told a local journalist working with CNN.

He said the people killed were his brother Zamaray (40 years old), Naseer (30), Zameer (20), Faisal (10), Farzad (9), Armin (4), Benyamin (3), Ayat (2) and Sumaya (2).

All delusional right wing circle jerk doom porn is now actually true and reported by the MSM now. At this rate, MSNBC should be running stories about Biden drinking the blood of children in the Comet Pizza basement within like a month.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Why the fuck do they keep calling it ISIS-K and now "Isul K"?

Translation Faggotry at foot.

S = Syria
L = The Levant

Syria is basically another name for what SandNiggers call The Levant.

Obligatory link when mentioning The differences between naming in The Middle East.

Istanbul - Tiny Toons

Ok, here it is once again. The video that was a real hit on my old channel has returned."Istanbul - Not Constantinople" sung by They Might Be Giants with The...

www.youtube.com

 

[HTTP Error 404]

WTF is wrong with these people? Do they not realize that there are going to be photographers at events like this?

Until last week, the Photographers worked for HIM.

 

[XYZpdq]

Translation Faggotry at foot.

S = Syria
L = The Levant

Syria is basically another name for what SandNiggers call The Levant.

Obligatory link when mentioning The differences between naming in The Middle East.

Istanbul - Tiny Toons

Ok, here it is once again. The video that was a real hit on my old channel has returned."Istanbul - Not Constantinople" sung by They Might Be Giants with The...

www.youtube.com

yeah I recall an NPR piece when ISIS was the new hotness explaining how ISIL/ISIS indicates some aspect of recognizing/denying Israel/Palestine
I don't remember which exultantly

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[jje100010001]

Trump has enough votes to win the 2024 GOP primaries in 90 percent plus landslides so all that shit is moot. Plus GOP commiting suicide would be a bonus if they try that insanity.

My only concern is that he's getting old, and I still have some doubts whether or not he'd be able to choose an administration capable of not stabbing him in the back. Trump ultimately was defeated in 2020 because his 'allies' deserted him for the illusion of 'normalcy' when push came to shove.

Another issue for the GOP is that I don't currently see anyone that comes to the same level of populist tip-the-table appeal as Trump, most of the most promising GOP runners are a bit swampy in one way or another.

Also on a tangent:

https://twitter.com/FormerlyFormer/status/1432155536271855616

 

[The best and greatest]

The Vietnam situation is a huge case of historical irony, because the fact is that China will eventually either annex or heavily control Vietnam and obviously Vietnam itself doesn't want this. So the only alternative is to get buddy-buddy with the United States, the defeat of which the entire modern state of Vietnam is built around.

So yes, it is very weird to see US leaders being paraded around various anti-American war monuments. But the actual need for a US-Vietnam relationship is real.

Reminder that the US leaving behind equipment in Vietnam was in some ways a benefit to us as well since most of that equipment would later be used to topple the communist regime next door.

Maybe all that stuff we left behind in Afghanistan was more than incompetance. Maybe an insurance policy against the chinese or Iranians moving in after our departure.

 

[make_it_so]

I'm wondering did Bush do that. If not Biden really is proving to be the ultimate pussy

No, biggest thing Bush did at a podium was duck an incoming shoe...which was actually pretty badass.

I'm resisting the Yang Borg but I have no idea how long I can hold out.

Resistance is Futile.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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They are identical twins, but Elliot got all the dominant genes while Hogg got all the recessive ones.

No, Elliot has a broader chin.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

My only concern is that he's getting old

This is a concern but that would be alleviated if he picked a decent vice president (aka not Kamala). Mike Pence wasn't ass or anything but I would prefer someone a little more aggressive (like Trump).

Trump/DeSantis? And I mean there's always a Trump/Gabbard ticket that would make peoples' heads explode.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm resisting the Yang Borg but I have no idea how long I can hold out.

just do some bad photoshoping of his hairline on your current Avvy.

 

[Billy Beer]

HOLY SHIT
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That's a green screen. The way he walked off was to add believability to the scenario.

I think It was @Overly Serious who first said they would pre-record interviews using a green screen

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

b-bros.. i don't feel so good.. I suddenly want to give people free money

 

[6MillionCoofs]

You're an android though. How can you be assimilated by them?

He can't be.

He's just being paranoid.