Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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This anniversaryposting is Jack's best attempt at publicly lovebombing Tammy. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, one tactic that abusers/manipulators sometimes use with a siginificant other is to place spectacle and outside pressure on the relationship. By virtue-signalling to others online at how great the relationship supposedly is, the abuser can manufacture peer pressure to keep the other person from leaving or doing anything to significantly alter the arrangement.

In Jack's case, I take each incident he does this as a sign that he and Tammy had a fight, and in desperation to dissuade her from doing anything drastic, he puts this shit up on facebook for acquaintances to fawn over, because then Tammy looks like the asshole for destroying the illusion. Understand that Jack is afraid when does this, possibly at his lowest moment of dread.
 
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Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.
Cheer the fuck up fatty. Where's your soy face!? You're always making that retarded face whenever Mommy wife brings you out for din dins. Did Tammy deny you chicky nuggies again? Here, FTFY.

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Damn you beat me to it, was about to tag you for this! Can't wait for the PCTLM x FAT JACK meet!

Edit: In October huh. Lets see if he follows through with this 9999th WARS tour or a health issue renders him incapable to carry on.
 
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i wonder which "friends" he's bringing

we haven't seen mitch appear on video in well over a year or have any sort of interaction with jack on FB, so it's probably not him. i'm guessing we'll see paul and one of jack's church friends who we've never seen before. or he might really be bringing along his doctor like he said he'd do months ago
 
There seems to be a lot of gay tension and fantasies in this thread.
No one here is as fixated on Lil Nas X as Jr mysteriously is.

i wonder which "friends" he's bringing

we haven't seen mitch appear on video in well over a year or have any sort of interaction with jack on FB, so it's probably not him. i'm guessing we'll see paul and one of jack's church friends who we've never seen before. or he might really be bringing along his doctor like he said he'd do months ago
He said in a video it will be with his doctor which....okay.
 
Fuck yeah. I have vacation time saved up for this shit. View attachment 2492146

Edit: looks like he ripped off this photo too.
Ah yes, his verbal tic is acting up again, though I guess in this case since he spent minimal amounts of time stealing a photo to edit poorly he actually ran with it.

I still don't expect anything out of it barring he goes to two shitty chain restaurants in Gallatin or Hendersonville that sell Carolina style BBQ. He ain't fucking getting Tammy to drive him out to the Carolinas.
Damn you beat me to it, was about to tag you for this! Can't wait for the PCTLM x FAT JACK meet!

Edit: In October huh. Lets see if he follows through with this 9999th WARS tour or a health issue renders him incapable to carry on.
I don't expect he'll go there. I expect instead he'll just keep going to those shitty chain places where he lives. The ones where he can get away with filming without permission and who also happen to have Carolina Style BBQ on the menu.

I just get that vibe since I know of a few places where I live that sell Carolina Style and a couple of other regions as well despite not living down in those states.
i wonder which "friends" he's bringing

we haven't seen mitch appear on video in well over a year or have any sort of interaction with jack on FB, so it's probably not him. i'm guessing we'll see paul and one of jack's church friends who we've never seen before. or he might really be bringing along his doctor like he said he'd do months ago
Probably just Paul tbh. I don't think Jack has any friends left besides him, and if he gets more than his Gay Lover on board, it'll be due to guilt tripping and whining at them until they do it.
 
i wonder which "friends" he's bringing

we haven't seen mitch appear on video in well over a year or have any sort of interaction with jack on FB, so it's probably not him. i'm guessing we'll see paul and one of jack's church friends who we've never seen before. or he might really be bringing along his doctor like he said he'd do months ago
Paul is coming as protection so he can backtrace any fans that show up.
 
I strongly dislike all this Jack Scalfani fuckfic. Even if it has cenobites.

I'm imagining Pinhead coming through the portal, Tammy drops the box, and he's just all "We revel in desecration of the flesh, but you two have gone too far!" and just leaves.

Jack then instantly asks Tammy what the other menu flyers on the table say.
 
By virtue-signalling to others online at how great the relationship supposedly is, the abuser can manufacture peer pressure to keep the other person from leaving or doing anything to significantly alter the arrangement.
I think the tables have turned since his strokes and now it's Tammy who holds the upper hand.
 
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