US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[AmHole]

Time, dementia, the coof...

Also never rule out suicide. While I don't think Biden actually cares for the dead, these sort of things tend to haunt you.

Time? Yes
Dementia? Maybe
Suicide? Unlikely
The Coof? Hell no.

Even if he did die from Covid they would say it was age or something else otherwise their narrative of getting vaccinated, social distancing, among other mandates would fall apart because ol' Joe was all about that. The irony of him dying from Covid would be worthy of a chuckle, but they wouldn't count or report it as a Covid death.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Aidan]

If the godless faggots in Washington thought it was bad before they haven't seen anything yet. This administration will go down in history as the worst of the worst.

Lower then dogshit. I hope they all burn in roblox for this.

.... I need a break from this shit.

As things are, Trump will be recorded as the worst president in history and Biden will be glossed over.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I hadn't heard of it before just now when I looked, but is this what you're talking about?
Cardinal Cupich Bans Communal Saying of Saint Michael Prayer or Hail Mary After Mass

Yep, the laity is in an uproar over it

 

[Puff]

Time? Yes
Dementia? Maybe
Suicide? Unlikely
The Coof? Hell no.

Even if he did die from Covid they would say it was age or something else otherwise their narrative of getting vaccinated, social distancing, among other mandates would fall apart because ol' Joe was all about that. The irony of him dying from Covid would be worthy of a chuckle, but they wouldn't count or report it as a Covid death.

Covid depends on whether they're pushing a booster and whether or not it's out yet.

 

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If the godless faggots in Washington thought it was bad before they haven't seen anything yet. This administration will go down in history as the worst of the worst.

Lower then dogshit. I hope they all burn in roblox for this.

.... I need a break from this shit.

They write the history books. The only way this goes down as anything other than "a little bit of chaos because 9/11's 20th anniversary was coming up and Trump let a bunch of terrorists go free" is if independent media continues to blackpill the normies on it until the mainstream has no other choice but to cover it. We saw in 2020 if the media cartel wants to cover up something, they will. Remember that Eric guy? Remember how we literally couldn't say his name anywhere online for some fucked up reason? (He was a spook or something?) I don't even remember that guy's name to type it up here properly.

The only reason this is different this time is because apparently a bunch of DC Yuppie Spawn + Reporters are trapped in Afghanistan, which is causing the media to flinch and break ranks slightly. MAYBE it's because Biden has crossed the line, maybe it's because "the fall of a hero" is an amazing story. By September they'll be brought back in line, guaranteed.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Still not letting US Citizens through.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Calandrino]

This is about 10 billion times worse than Saigon and Iran Hostages combined, holy fuck. Atleast those were in seperate presidencies.

Shit, I am weighing who was worse in foreign policy: LBJ, Dubya, or Biden. LBJ and Bush 2 are essentially just wasteful long war starters. Dubya at least made the appearance of caring about the effort and America.

So who is worse: LBJ, the guy who escalated Vietnam on a lie to make profit on the war or Biden, the man who threw away 20 years and trillions on a photo op, and drone-striked children while calling them terrorist masterminds to look like he was doing something?

One is an obvious choice, but the other is so reprehensible and ongoing that I can't decide, especially since Biden isn't done with Somolia, Iran or Syria yet.

William Henry Harrison is often ranked among the worst American presidents ever, and pretty much all the guy did was take office and drop dead. If he'd lived a bit more, maybe he'd have done okay. By contrast, in Biden's case I feel like dying as soon as possible might be his best option to improve his legacy. I don't usually recommend this to people but, if you're reading this President Biden, I definitely think you should kill yourself.

 

[Constellationzero]

Good point. Either way, his administration has made me rethink some of my views.
I used to believe the idea of Hell was absolutely unjust. What sort of monstrous God would send people to Hell forever for finite crimes? Then it occured to me, it's not the actions that get you sent to hell, it's your character.

I don't know if there is a God, or a Heaven, but one thing I'm damn sure of is that if there is a Hell that piece of shit Biden is fucking going there when he dies. And he's going to deserve every moment of hellfire.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like you're going along with the concept of a fire and brimstone/Dante's Inferno hell and Satan.

Lucifer is the Morning Star. The most beautiful Seraphim. Separated from God for his arrogance, jealousy, and hubris. In the Bible, he's referred to as the Deceiver. I have heard many people (and some Catholic priests) say that hell is simply the complete separation from God. The torment could be something like that one terrible Hellraiser sequel. The one where the protagonist is told at the end that he is in eternity already--doomed to lose everything he has over and over and over no matter how hard he tries and no matter how he manipulates the outcome to be in his favor.

And if that is the case, there may be untold numbers of college professors, SJW's, and true believers who will experience constant, persistent, and hellish loss over and over and over.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Guys you don't get it, ISIS is like a wack-a-mole, you blow up one of their super secret general masterminds and another 3 pop up out of nowhere, this is why we need to continue the air strikes, trust us we aren't going to blow up literal randoms, children and our own allies in the process because we aren't retards hahaha
t. the US government

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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Oh, so it's Milley that's the problem.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Jesus mary and Joseph.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?!

But at least we don’t have to deal with mean tweets anymore!

 

[FoolhardStar]

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No wonder Biden and the orangutans we call a government are pants-shitting scared of 9/11 this year. That's the most likely date people, Americans most of all are going to be very, very, very pissed and take figurative or literal shots at Biden. Along with various other people that have full power to do something and they just keep sitting on their asses with no remorse while more and more people, allies and Afghani alike die or get horrifically mistreated, because lord have mercy we've gone past unforgivable at this point.

 

[GuntPunt]

They write the history books. The only way this goes down as anything other than "a little bit of chaos because 9/11's 20th anniversary was coming up and Trump let a bunch of terrorists go free" is if independent media continues to blackpill the normies on it until the mainstream has no other choice but to cover it. We saw in 2020 if the media cartel wants to cover up something, they will. Remember that Eric guy? Remember how we literally couldn't say his name anywhere online for some fucked up reason? (He was a spook or something?) I don't even remember that guy's name to type it up here properly.

The only reason this is different this time is because apparently a bunch of DC Yuppie Spawn + Reporters are trapped in Afghanistan, which is causing the media to flinch and break ranks slightly. MAYBE it's because Biden has crossed the line, maybe it's because "the fall of a hero" is an amazing story. By September they'll be brought back in line, guaranteed.

Meh, they tried destroying Jackson and Reagan too. Non partisans still like them, despite obvious faults. Jackson's Hermitage is still the 3rd most visited presidential home, outside of Washington and Lincoln, respectively. Reagan might be propped up by his demeanor and romaticism for the 80's, though.

I don't think Trump is going that way. 1 termers are lucky to break 20% when voted out and he is cracking 50%+ for 2024. He caused a political realignment in 4 years, took over the party, and was a celebrity with successful cameos and a TV show. Those rap lyrics of wanting to be Trump aren't going away. They can try astroturfing his legacy, but its not working now.

50 years from now? Maybe. But not now.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[CarlosDanger]

Sorry for the double posting but she is tweeting a bunch of her conversations with her sources on the ground.

 

[MirrorNoir]

America's most trusted news source is running it: https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/afghanistan-kabul-taliban-us-news-08-29-21/index.html


All delusional right wing circle jerk doom porn is now actually true and reported by the MSM now. At this rate, MSNBC should be running stories about Biden drinking the blood of children in the Comet Pizza basement within like a month.

MSNBC will NEVER fucking betray Biden.

CNN will when they realize they can make money off of it and ratings as well

But MSNBC is pure agitprop for the DNC and has been since late 2005 when Olberman's 8PM show got big ratings shitting on Bush.

 

[The Big O]

No wonder Biden and the orangutans we call a government are pants-shitting scared of 9/11 this year. That's the most likely date people, Americans most of all are going to be very, very, very pissed and take figurative or literal shots at Biden. Along with various other people that have full power to do something and they just keep sitting on their asses with no remorse while more and more people, allies and Afghani alike die or get horrifically mistreated, because lord have mercy we've gone past unforgivable at this point.

If there is a day to inflict maximum humiliating revenge on the United States, it's this upcoming 9/11. A whole lot more carnage can happen in the 12 more days until then, but that day would be the perfect time for a grand finale of mass murder that would seal the deal on Biden's shadow government being illegitimate in the eyes of many.

I mean shit, we got a new problem right here in the CONUS in the form of Hurricane Ida, and it's already looking like a disaster in the making. Do I expect Biden's government flunkies in FEMA or the National Guard to fix things quickly like under Trump? Hell to the no, they're gonna let the pain from the hurricane fester like Dubya did with Katrina.