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[Zero Day Defense]

It's the 4chan-Tumblr wars, but even more stupid.

 

[Angry Canadian]

Trannies commit suicide. Jannies eat themselves to death. There is a huge difference.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

How do they even have time for all of this? shouldn't they be busy burning their money on awards to give to a picture of an overfed cat or something?

It gets joked about but long term unemployment and few social meaningful connections really is the correct answer, plus a dash of hopeless internet addiction and nothing else in life to make change seem desirable.

 

[Mr. Bung]

tl;dr: The jannies were conspiring to delete the "Lockdown laws debate" r/nonewnormal subreddit, but the admin of Reddit himself told them to fuck off. Then the jannies were conspiring on how they want to delete all opposition. Jannies were talking about how they want r/conservatives banned. They conspired to call everyone Russian disinfo agents, they conspired to lie to get any questioning banned. And then those chats got leaked so they are FUCKING SEETHING LOL

What sort of shitty timeline have we entered where opposing thought is basically a crime?

Wouldn't surprise me, really. I'm sure many around here remember the /r/creepshots and /r/jailbait drama, and its infamous mod, Violentacrez. The whole thing blew up and was all over the news, they tracked down the guy and appeared on the Anderson Cooper segment on CNN.

This guy, an old coomer.

I frequently imagine people on reddit to be teens-20's, but the reality seems to be that so many are late Xers and Boomers.

 

[LUNEKO]

The funniest part is that all the jannies want absolute authoritarian control over the website to ban what they believe to be authoritarian propaganda
"We will save you from Nazis and evil fascist dictators, but first i'm going to need absolute control over everything to a sociopathic degree"

 

[Migraine Box]

what does that have to do with the word "jannies"

it's a bizarre schizo post, but Roger Wilco is technically a janitor, so I guess him cross-dressing this one instance is kinda ironic because /tranny janny/

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

What sort of shitty timeline have we entered where opposing thought is basically a crime?

I frequently imagine people on reddit to be teens-20's, but the reality seems to be that so many are late Xers and Boomers.

Modern day Reddit depicted in memes:

 

[gay]

you can't even pay me to get so worked up about something, but the reddit jannies do that for free as well.

 

[Jazz never died!]

The funniest part is that all the jannies want absolute authoritarian control over the website to ban what they believe to be authoritarian propaganda
"We will save you from Nazis and evil fascist dictators, but first i'm going to need absolute control over everything to a sociopathic degree"

Would be funny if they go full Godfather on each other for control of a website most people wouldn't go on due to how woke its mods are.

 

[Ahriman]

To sum it all up:

That's basically what the plebbit jannies are.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

They really think they are important. That is so sad.

 

[Ahriman]

I frequently imagine people on reddit to be teens-20's, but the reality seems to be that so many are late Xers and Boomers.

Well they have the time, and the expendable income to fuck around online much longer than some teenaged trust-fund brocialist. So yea, it's fairly accurate to say that a majority of them are old-ass men.

I mean look at Chris Chan, he's 39 for fuck's sake. He's not a kid anymore (on the outside). That's the kind of people we're dealing with here.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes zero sense.

Why, cos it rhymes with tranny? This had me rollin! I thought it was just a british abbreviation for janitor??? Do they have a problem with grannies and fannies, too?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

They really think they are important. That is so sad.

Give some power to some average joe, and they get high on it. Now, give the same power to a bottom feeding retard? Might as well say Ave to our new Caligula lol!

Well they have the time, and the expendable income to fuck around online much longer than some teenaged trust-fund brocialist. So yea, it's fairly accurate to say that a majority of them are old-ass men.

I mean look at Chris Chan, he's 39 for fuck's sake. He's not a kid anymore (on the outside). That's the kind of people we're dealing with here.

Yeah, normal people don't really have the time or energy to do this thankless horseshit. It's always some old fucking loser with nothing else to do, compensating for it by power-tripping on the internet lol!

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Mods say they're stressed.
Someone told the mods to take a vacation...
So they took a power trip.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I frequently imagine people on reddit to be teens-20's, but the reality seems to be that so many are late Xers and Boomers.

when you really think about it, most kids/teens/young adults dont know or care about this shit. i dont know how it is nowadays (a quick google search reveals that even as of 5 years ago less than a 3rd of high schoolers knew who the vice president was, and im led to believe the kids really loved obongo's administration), but when i was a teenager i didnt give a shit about politics. i didnt start caring until my 30s.

so if you get rid of the youth due to apathy, and filter out all the older people who dont have the time required to be a jannie (normal people), what you have left is... old losers.

 

[Zilortha]

Fuck Jannies

 

[TV's Adam West]

You know, this is real insightful.

To give people a modicum of power over something that inherently has no purpose or value, intellectually or monetary, has kept them satisfied for years.

Tell them no however and their ego deflates and they strike back.

 

[Ahriman]

Give some power to some average joe, and they get high on it. Now, give the same power to a bottom feeding retard? Might as well say Ave to our new Caligula lol!

Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they looked at the mess everyone else was doing and said "fine, I'll do it myself".

 

[bobatnight]

Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they said "fine, I'll do it myself".

The greatest of men just want to be left alone to grow their cabbage.