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Can someone explain to me what is happening because I have difficulty to comprehend the issue here.

Some manchildren doing free work on some social platform got angry over...?
 
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Y'all better watch that Jansphobia, you goddam jansphobes!!
JERF!!!!!
 
Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they looked at the mess everyone else was doing and said "fine, I'll do it myself".
Joke's on you: I don't want power AND I'd be totally incompetent at wielding it.
 
To sum it all up:

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That's basically what the plebbit jannies are.
You see dictators and sovereigns may hold absolute power but have to satisfy the desires of some elite, be that a military aristocracy or upper party cadres. On the other hand, anarchists want all authority for themselves without having to give anything, which makes anarchism the most immature of thought processes.
 
🚨JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE🚨

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.


In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

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...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.


Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copyposta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).


When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

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It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

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A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mod's hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.


And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes zero sense.

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Those faggots actually use updoots on Discord, that's like combining AIDS and Terminal Cancer
 
Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they looked at the mess everyone else was doing and said "fine, I'll do it myself".
Julius Caesar, Otto von Bismarck, Harold Wartooth, Robert the Bruce, Catherine the Great,
I went to google more because it's 3am and can't think of anymore off the top of my head and..

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When did google become based??

The greatest rulers have always been Machiavellian dictators/benevolent tyrants who rule with an eagle in one hand and a dove in the other, the greatest of which were all power hungry. Power hungry leaders (generally) provide greater rewards, both physical in terms of resources, goods, and capital; and non-physical, in purpose, meaning and honour.

Reddit moderators are just fat bullies and leftiest degenerates and they fail, not because they're power hungry, but because the foundation of their existence is a mess of political and ecological contradictions that inevitably leads to failure. Plus, they're low-life jannies with no real power at all. They're like upper-classmen squabbling with the aristocracy, and the aristocracy has the money to afford soldiers.
 
The words janny and tranny both end in anny, therefore they must mean the same thing. Nanny, fanny and granny must also be transphobic slurs in that guy's world.
One of these guys listened to the Laural/Yanny soundclip and is shanking and crying rn.

EDIT: supposed to say “shaking and crying rn”, but i’m leaving it cos it’s funnier this way.
 
I look forward to the day when I can tell the wide-eyed kids, who happen to be sitting in the back of a car that I will impulsively steal from a Hooters parking lot, about the time that I was there to witness the Million Jannie March: A brazen act of mass revolution in an otherwise browbeaten era, where a group of level-headed individuals, with a reputation for being slow to anger, manoeuvred themselves into a semi-upright position, put on their cleanest pair of underwear, and then finger-marched in protest across their computer keyboards, from whatever worn-down letter they had mapped as the ban hammer, to the number pad, where they assembled to chant in ragged unison and bellow songs of protest at their oppressors.

These untrained and unqualified workers carried out the tasks that nobody else was willing to perform. On a daily basis they readily entered toxic environments where users with burner accounts gleefully misgendered George Takei, or in the case of r/TapirsWithTheFaceAndDickOfHunterBiden, weeded out images of underage tapirs, whose photos had been doctored with the face and penis of the wayward son of the 46th President of the United States of America.

This was no fly-by-night youth movement, fuelled by rampant hormonal surges and the subversive lyricism of the autistic firebrand, Billie Eilish. Many participants in the march were over 30 years old; respected governors of subreddits with subscriber counts numbering in the hundreds of thousands, along with unwashed multitudes of undocumented visitors who were struggling to support their families on upvotes.

As the fires of revolution rose higher, the charred smell of flame-grilled spam, and other cured meats with high salt content, wafted into subreddits whose lumpen proletariat were as yet unaware of social upheaval that was underway, awakening cat-eared hentai girls from their hypnosis, to the frustration of the sentient forests, who planned to commit sordid sexual acts upon the pliant and unconscious bodies of these, as yet unsullied, feline hybrids.

The unconventional route followed by the protestors took them through the darkened bedrooms of moderators who, in the fervour of onanism, tightly closed their eyes to the insurgency that boiled turbidly around their foetid bedsheets. In these gloomy backwaters, blacklight was the only light that mattered, as the marchers resorted to unfamiliar constellations of stains to navigate the way forward.

The fear that the ruling class of Admins might, at any moment, reach down and remove their moderator status caused many to reconsider whether the campaign was worth the risk. Yet, even when it was revealed that traitors in their number were leaking their plans to overthrow the ruling classes, they continued to march boldly across open ground, in clear view of their god-like tormentors.

The protestors had mobilised that morning as caterpillars – soft-bodied, easily picked off. By nightfall they had emerged from their cocoons, their individual transformations mirrored by the social transformation that they had brought about through their actions. Never again would they be referred to as “jannies”. From that day forward, they would be known as “the people of the mop.”
 
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You know, this is real insightful.

To give people a modicum of power over something that inherently has no purpose or value, intellectually or monetary, has kept them satisfied for years.

Tell them no however and their ego deflates and they strike back.
Yep. That's why the admins telling them to chill the fuck out and quit sperging out really pissed them off.

It's still hilarious to me that they criticized the admins as being "authoritarians" because they refused to give the fuckin jannies authoritarian power.
 
Rule of thumb dictates that anyone who asks for privileges or power, should get neither. Throughout history, the best rulers have been "reluctant monarchs", people who stepped up to the plate just because they looked at the mess everyone else was doing and said "fine, I'll do it myself".
I used to post on my country's main regional board. One day i realized i had powers to delete posts and threads. I was made a janny without asking for it or wanting it, i guess an admin realized since i reported a bunch of posts that weekend i was thrustworthy to be given a modicum of power but i wasn't, i didn't give a shit.

I almost nuke the entire board because i though people crying about the erased posts on the meta board was funny. I hardly lasted a day before i was banned and my janny powers removed. It was pretty funny.
 
Yep. That's why the admins telling them to chill the fuck out and quit sperging out really pissed them off.

It's still hilarious to me that they criticized the admins as being "authoritarians" because they refused to give the fuckin jannies authoritarian power.
They seem themselves as leaders of some movement or rebellion, amazing to imagine some bloated troglodyte has an equally inflated ego but here we are.
 
🚨JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE🚨

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.


In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

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...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.


Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).


When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

View attachment 2493190

It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

View attachment 2493192

A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mod's hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

View attachment 2493195 View attachment 2493196

This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

View attachment 2493199 View attachment 2493200

They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

View attachment 2493221 View attachment 2493222 View attachment 2493224

This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.


And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes zero sense.

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Too much tism for one sitting lol. I really like the guy saying him losing his mod status should be impactful. Acting like if he loses his mod status he dies and he wants hiw death to have more meaning than his life did.
 
🚨JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE🚨

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.


In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

View attachment 2493265 View attachment 2493267 View attachment 2493294

On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

View attachment 2493281


...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.


Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).


When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

View attachment 2493190

It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

View attachment 2493192

A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

View attachment 2493195 View attachment 2493196

This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

View attachment 2493199 View attachment 2493200

They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

View attachment 2493221 View attachment 2493222 View attachment 2493224

This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.


And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes zero sense.

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


and cope, seethe and dilate ×10 :story:
 
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