- Joined
- Jun 25, 2013
It's always shit like Naruto and MHA with these people.
I'd recommend something like Welcome to the NHK, but that would probably be a bit too real for them.
TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
- Thread starter Plissken
- Start date
I'd recommend something like Welcome to the NHK, but that would probably be a bit too real for them.
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2018
The book would probably drive him to suicide
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2017
You know, there is a greater than zero% chance that the reason why we haven't heard anything from Noah lately is because Warthog had somebody intercept him leaving his former house (she didn't do it herself) and he's now chained to a pipe in her basement so she can "love him her way"...
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2020
She'd probably commit sudoku if she watched that
Murray pure
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 29, 2015
That wasn’t her rejecting Spoony at all? Someone asked her if she knew he lost his home and she said “I did not.”
Like, there’s not much to read out of that.
- Joined
- Aug 7, 2017
Well, considering how Spoony tried to get her attention on Twitter and all she can say about him losing his house "Eh? I didn't know, back to dead air", he is out of luck here, so it's time for Warty to act.
ZeroCool129
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2021
Spoony might have backed off as reality punched him in the face. He is pushing 40, he burned all his bridges, his star has been plummeting for years..
Having reality fuck your safe space can be a hell of a shock. Time to see if he can nut up.
Edit: 2am spelling fix.
Having reality fuck your safe space can be a hell of a shock. Time to see if he can nut up.
Edit: 2am spelling fix.
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2020
Daddeh & Mommeh probably did their best to convince their idiot son that spending all your internet career savings on a McMansion hundreds of miles away just to pretend to live like Richard Garriot and to pretend to have a girlfriend is a bad idea, that he ought to use that money on psychiatric help. Must suck to be told "I warned ya dawg!" every day.
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2017
He should create his own OS and his own compiler. That seems to work out great from what I remember.
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2020
lol, Noah wishes he had an ounce of Terry's talent. If anything, he has shown time and time again, over his idiotic rants on twitter, that he has no idea what he is talking about when he whines about programming/computer science
EDIT: just for proof. There are more cases I can recall but not gonna waste any more time searching
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE BREAKS INSIDE LOOPS!
EDIT 2: ok, fuck you, I actually wasted some more time, looking for one post he was rambling about the dice roll system in a videogame he bought, claiming it was broken and super easy to improve it or some similar inane shit. The actual developer of the game replied to him explaining in detail how the system works and that it's actually not flawed, to which Noah never replied.
Instead I found this (see, Noah can be a true comedian even without him realizing)
EDIT3: got him
Noah is nowhere to be found anywhere near the response thread to his own tweet. I wonder why.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2016
Or she just doesn't want to touch that subject with a ten foot pole live on stream?
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2014
She could have said, "oh I didn't know that, that's really sad. Regardless of what i think about Spoony personally, no one should lose their house."
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2016
Sadly this kind of behavior is not exclusive to Noah. Ask an innocent question like, "Whats the easiest way to add 1 to a numerical variable in C++ for my intro to programming class?" and you'll have a lot of arrogant assholes just like Spoony tut-tutting your programming language choice and telling you how you should really do it like how its done in their favorite language.
Should have, perhaps. But I still don't think there's anything further to read into it aside from her wanting to drop the question.
- Joined
- Aug 7, 2017
I don't think she had better things to do, considering how intense her commenting was.
- Joined
- Apr 3, 2021
Can I get a quick recap of what's happened since May? I was fed up with his self loathing and stopped checking this thread.
He tweeted the usual nonsense up until mid July when he went silent, and shortly after his house was confirmed to be on the market for sale. So he finally got the boot and is likely living with his parents or brother but because he hasn't tweeted in over a month no one actually knows what exactly is happening other than hoping he's been forced into getting a job, therapy, or something.
- Joined
- Mar 5, 2021
He's such a tit.
Remember when he bragged about having to learn Perl as a teaching language?
When Armzgurl is out of your league. #JustAvatarThings
The one who got away. Does she haunt his dreams? Sucking the sweat off of his goddess' forearm?
Last edited:
- Joined
- May 19, 2020
Thanks homie, I've been so fixated on the CWC and Afghanistan happenings that I haven't checked on my favorite lolcow in forever.
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2015
May I also direct you to when he bragged about being able to use his CS skills to hack phones like a Shadowrun decker?
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2020
aaahahahaha, holy shit, that thread reads exactly like a hobo rambling out on the street, unironically
>believe me
...ok
>..we are all going to die
ok, thank you, we will call you back.
It's also of note, how arrogant he sounds when talking about such things (e.g. the posts you linked to or "you code like a scrub and if you gave this to me I'd print it up and feed it to you").
For someone who has barely worked a day in his life, he is an arrogant mf