Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[SilenceIsViolence]

He always dressed like a tard, even back when H3H3 was good, but I remember 3-4 years ago when Ethan realized how unhealthy he was and said he was going to try and lose weight.

Since he seems to be at his fattest right now, I guess it was just too hard and he simply gave up on it. Stack the smoking on top of it and the dude is lowkey speedrunning a heart attack. You can only choose one, you either smoke like youre in a Marlboro commercial or you eat 5 big macs a day, you cant do both.

"I know my heart was so clogged up with fat that it stopped for 30 seconds, but you gotta understand guys, i'm doing therapy and my therapist said that because of my childhood and the way I was raised..." Wait until he pulls that one out again

For real though. When I see Ethan I just see someone playing into their unhealthy habits and exploiting them for memes when in reality his fatsona is more than a meme, it's his actual body and he's slowly killing it. Take it from an ex-fat fuck, getting and staying healthy + getting sober (almost 6yrs) isn't easy, but it also isn't hard. It's all about changing your habits and who you surround yourself with. When you're surrounded with a bunch of yes-men and your gross body is a part of your marketable image, it's a recipe for a ticking time bomb.

 

[froot loops]

She has really pretty eyes and doesn't talk just to hear her own voice.

Yeah man, those are some eyes right there

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

>Credibly accused
>New York Times
Pick one Ethan

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

I've always thought Hila was kind of a pretty girl.

 

[MooseGump]

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Yeah man, those are some eyes right there

That Michael Jackson creepypasta really went above and beyond and became real

 

[This Bangs In Pakistan]

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>Credibly accused
>New York Times
Pick one Ethan

Ironic considering he looks like the more likely rapist out of the two.

 

[Fredp123488]

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>Credibly accused
>New York Times
Pick one Ethan

And it's deleted. Ethan must be exhausted 24/7 trying to force himself into drama all the time.

I remember kids in high school doing this not someone with a wife, kid, kid on the way.

I feel like now that Ethan had invited Trisha to do Frenemies he has alot of fans that love drama and he's afraid he will lose them.

 

[Near]

Bro he doesn't even listen to the New York Times. Like, what an idiot, dude. Like bro, like dude, like bro, like dude, like

 

[Berrakh]

I could see Jake Paul being rapey. But I can also see Ethan too. Did anyone ever find out what was going on with that child in the photo?

 

[V4L_Penis]

Ethan's obnoxiously ugly. I've always thought Hila was kind of a pretty girl.

Same. If she she gained a little bit of weight, dyed her hair back to a normal color, and stopped dressing like a retard she'd be pretty good looking. If she got a nose job for a (((deviated septum))) it'd be game over for Ethan. His only options would be to actually work on not being such a fat piece of shit or resign himself to getting cucked. I'd bet on the latter.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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>Credibly accused
>New York Times
Pick one Ethan

When you’re dealing with people who they’re legitimate fact checkers because they read about it on The New York Times, it’s safe to say that lying by omission, or just bad at lying.

 

[JewishCensorship]

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>Credibly accused
>New York Times
Pick one Ethan

Damn, Ethan keeps becoming everything he pretended to hate. Ethan is now on par with his mortal enemy Keemstar and Drama Alert. If I was a faggot with twitter, I would send this to keem and leafy, but they probably already know.

 

[RavioliHabit]

Hahahaha. Based Neanderthal kid.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

The whole appeal of "attainable" women is that they don't think they're prizes, Hila does at this point. If you're into Hila you're just a terminal coomer.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Ethan is now on par with his mortal enemy Keemstar and Drama Alert.

At least Keemstar is true to his nature. I'll take a shitty guy who doesn't pretend to be good, over a shitty guy who pretends he's a moral arbiter.

 

[Ged!]

"Credibly accused" is a really odd way to say "not convicted".

 

[trolol]

The video from yesterday got copyright claimed by CBS, I assume because he insisted on showing footage of the Jake Paul fight and said Showtime could sue him like Triller if they had a problem.

Great job sabotaging your own shit dude.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

These two are so obnoxiously unattractive. God. Just tuck in your shirt, it's not hard Ethan.
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But it's so funny! XD XD XD

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Same. If she she gained a little bit of weight, dyed her hair back to a normal color, and stopped dressing like a retard she'd be pretty good looking. If she got a nose job for a (((deviated septum))) it'd be game over for Ethan.

Are you guys posting this shit for a bet???? I mean, I’ve fapped to some desperate shit in my time, but Hila Klein? seriously??

I’ll wager that there were more attractive corpses cleared from the Auschwitz male shower block than Hila Klein. Let’s review:

1) She has the facial resemblance of an ageing racehorse about to be put out of its misery after falling the third fence at Aintree;

2) Has all the charm, charisma and wit of a lobotomy outpatient returning with post-op complications;

3) Shares Ethan’s malevolent Jewish traits;

4) Is suffering some kind of mid-life crisis where she’s gone for some macabre dangerhair-cum-clown-cum-pastel coloured anorexic chic.

Outside of troons and deathfats, I genuinely cannot think of a less attractive female e-celeb, period.

 

[AssignedEva]

The last person who attempted to masturbate to Hila Klein was Connor Murphy mid-Ayhusca binge schizo mode, and even he swapped out her picture for Ethan because "he's genuinely less off-putting to look at"