reddit General

[Cats are jerks]

jannypocalypse is upon reddit!!!

also how is janny transphobic? Its stems from janitors.

Dang. I always thought it was taken from Jannisary.

 

[Tom Myers]

r/AskFeminists

Who wants to bet all those "feminists" are ABDL furry troons?

The sub isn't even privated now.

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

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my sides, you can't just fucking steal them like that.
also update from the ccp

 

[Gru]

r/stevenuniversensfw

God I can't tell if that's a real subreddit or you're messing but I'm not about to go look.

It's real.

(Archive)
Oh no, looks like the coomers will have to go to one of the thousands of other NSFW subreddits for one day, that'll really get them jannies!

 

[Ita Mori]

Dissent is a part of Reddit, and the foundation of democracy. Reddit is a place for open and authentic discussion and debate.

-Protesting reddit janitor.

So why's he mad that reddit houses dissenters like NoNewNormal?
This is why jannies will always work for free.

 

[Bongocat]

All I can say, is THANK CHRIST we're set to invite only right now.

Can you imagine Null coming back to 3,000 new users complaining about their heckin' updoots?

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

"Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lose reddit mod privileges. None of it changes what the n-word does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our 41% of jannies? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were ! Their deactivated accounts serve as an example to us all! The cum-filled fallen! The tranniest jannies! Their lives have no meaning because we the living refuse to acknowlege them! And as we ride to certain deactivation, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my jannies do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My Jannies scream out! RAGE My Jannies RAAAAAGE

 

[JoyfulDarter]

So why's he mad that reddit houses dissenters like NoNewNormal?
This is why jannies will always work for free.

My favorite part is the subreddits I checked that had posts about the "protest" all have the threads locked so the users of each sub can't criticize the mods. Dissent, democracy and debate though!

 

[Merry]

tl;dr: The jannies were conspiring to delete the "Lockdown laws debate" r/nonewnormal subreddit, but the admin of Reddit himself told them to fuck off. The jannies posted a universal "Go get the vax" sticky-post to hundreds of subs, including porno subs, which made people complain. Then the jannies were conspiring on how they want to delete all opposition. Jannies were talking about how they want r/conservatives banned. They conspired to call everyone Russian disinfo agents, and they conspired to lie in order to get any questioning banned. And then those chats got leaked so they are FUCKING SEETHING LOL

These "people" are literally subhuman

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Hi, jannies, we love you and fully support you privatizing all the subs you can get your greasy estrogenized hands on!
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More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies

These faggots literally think they are making history

 

[Random Internet Person]

JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.

Spoiler: Hot Janny on Janny Action

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In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

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...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.

Spoiler: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

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Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).

Spoiler: Posts (SFW)

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When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

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It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

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A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.

Spoiler: Literal Janny Conspiracy

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And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes as much sense as it sounds. So please don't call them that.

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tl;dr: The jannies were conspiring to delete the "Lockdown laws debate" r/nonewnormal subreddit, but the admin of Reddit himself told them to fuck off. The jannies posted a universal "Go get the vax" sticky-post to hundreds of subs, including porno subs, which made people complain. Then the jannies were conspiring on how they want to delete all opposition. Jannies were talking about how they want r/conservatives banned. They conspired to call everyone Russian disinfo agents, and they conspired to lie in order to get any questioning banned. And then those chats got leaked so they are FUCKING SEETHING LOL

As a wise man once said, “Let them fight”.

I can't believe the Reddit Admins would want to censor such strong and beautiful mods, this is true fascism. These women are heroes and have a very hard job!
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Is that a real thing? That looks like a parody of what Kiwi Farms and 4Chan paints Reddit as.

Pokemon Go still exists?

Yes it does. The fad just ended.

Leaked anthem of the Reddit Jannies war music.
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Now that’s a blast from the past.

I'm still scratching my head. Imagine being so delusional to think that your status as a Reddit jannie carries any weight on the actual running of the site.

Well, they’re on the POPULAR subreddits, so I’m not surprised.

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Checked it out for myself and whoever called it a few pages ago was right. This is the top post on the subreddit at the moment.

Streisand Effect can be a real bitch, huh?

lmao they banned the biggest american right wing subreddit (trump's), so they are obviously not worried too much about blast radius, as long as it is expedient.

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Now for something completely different:

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Can't wait until all our online identities are connected and this leads to being refused banking services instead.

All this’ll do is create separate societies. First websites, then Demolition Man. Maybe.

 

[mindlessobserver]

More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies
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These faggots literally think they are making history

It never ceases to amuse me how pants shittingly terrified These people are of the KiwiFarms. We are just humble archivists. If they were truly proud of their accomplishments they should be thrilled at being featured here.

 

[evilsponge]

More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies
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This coomer caught even a hint of a new porn source and he had the Farms bookmarked in his fap folder.

 

[Hats Off(Set)]

More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies
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These faggots literally think they are making history
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Le Reddit Moment

 

[Oxous]

More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies
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These faggots literally think they are making history
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>we're making history, and i want other people to see my name
There is a non-zero chance at least one, if not multiple reddit moderators will be monitoring this thread and thus will read my post. To them I say this:

Dilate

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

You know things are heating up when there's a change.org petition

 

[mantan]

This coomer caught even a hint of a new porn source and he had the Farms bookmarked in his fap folder.

Zoosadist leaks? Woah, it's fappening!

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

>we're making history, and i want other people to see my name

This is on the same level as "tag me in the screenshot" on 4chan in terms of pure, unadultarated autistic cringe.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.

Spoiler: Hot Janny on Janny Action

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In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

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...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.

Spoiler: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

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Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).

Spoiler: Posts (SFW)

View attachment 2493181View attachment 2493182View attachment 2493183View attachment 2493184View attachment 2493185View attachment 2493186View attachment 2493187

When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

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It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

View attachment 2493192

A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.

Spoiler: Literal Janny Conspiracy

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The lack of tranny flags is very surprising...

And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes as much sense as it sounds. So please don't call them that.

Oh there it is
Coping, seething, and dilating as usual

 

[lolwatagain]

More screenshots to add, thanks rdrama Bless your bussies
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These faggots literally think they are making history
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>We're making history
>Not Herstory
Fucking Misogynist.