Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Our favorite little Bobs discuss the death of a Marine caused directly by Joe Biden and his clown cabinet, and the grief this has bought to the young man's mom. Check your blood pressures before clicking on the thumbnail below.
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Now check your blood pressure again.
Remind me again, Bob's one of the cows who doesn't like us because we say mean things about and unfairly characterize people, right?
 
Bobby and Chu-chu attempt to draw a line between themselves and their erstwhile buddy Noah Berlatsky, who has just been promoted to Communication Director of a pederast group called Prostasia Foundation. (Chu-chu's massive thread.) "The Bru*nigs" are Elizabeth Bruenig and her husband Matt, conservative commentators who have long kept their eyes on the pedophile Berlatsky.
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"Sexualizing trans children by throwing pedophile label for supporting trans kids" Lmao projection much? No, WE are the ones sexualizing kids, not the ones who insist that cutting off their body parts and take hormones to fuck up their bodies is ok.
At the end of Chu-chu's long thread there is this. Bobby has a knack of explaining complex real-life subjects with comic book scenarios:
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A little off topic, but I sometimes lurk the Fanfiction Horrors thread, and holy shit, from the garbage that these quote-on-quote "pro" shippers make it's hard not be convinced that those people are at least closet pedos/degenerates, so this supposed slapfighting between the open and closet degenerates is just hilarious. Wow, a group that defended loli came out in support of MAPS, what a surprise.
 
We should really start collecting a list of "Known Friends of MovieBob".
  • Noah "Chickenhawk" Berlatsky
  • Devin "Knuckles deep" Faraci
  • Russ "GatorHitler" Pitts
  • Sarah Nyberg
  • (space saved for the inevitable Arthur Chu revelation)
Forget lying down with dogs. What happens when your bed is made of fleas?
Moviebob has friends?
 
Hence why Robert came up with this world of "thinkers and believers" where he is a thinker fighting the evil of the believers in a never ending "fight" without actually engaging in one
Spergery incoming: ironically, this is similar to what put me off Disney Wars, and I was a big Star Wars fan before. Instead of having a good story and characters we like, characters who change over time as they learn new things about the galaxy and survive their adventures, we got goodies and baddies blasting at each other for all eternity with no interesting characters or resolutions, so they could sell theme park tickets, over and over again, forever.
Bob's incredibly shallow worldview has a lot in common with J. J. Abrams's and Chris Terrio's incredibly shallow writing.
 
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Like a teenage girl, you say?

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(Yeah, it's a repost, from back when Chris seemed to be holding a hipster beer in every other photo of him.)
this thing reminded me of a thing I saw on Youtube:
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Bobby and Chu-chu attempt to draw a line between themselves and their erstwhile buddy Noah Berlatsky, who has just been promoted to Communication Director of a pederast group called Prostasia Foundation. (Chu-chu's massive thread.) "The Bru*nigs" are Elizabeth Bruenig and her husband Matt, conservative commentators who have long kept their eyes on the pedophile Berlatsky.
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At the end of Chu-chu's long thread there is this. Bobby has a knack of explaining complex real-life subjects with comic book scenarios:
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Someone directly challenges Bobby's worldview:
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Good luck making Bobby read something that isn't capeshit or clickbait.

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Our favorite little Bobs discuss the death of a Marine caused directly by Joe Biden and his clown cabinet, and the grief this has bought to the young man's mom. Check your blood pressures before clicking on the thumbnail below.
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Now check your blood pressure again.

Between Glenn Greenwald and Bill Maher (video), Bobby only has eyes for one.
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I don't know what the private tweet says, but from the replies it seems like A Modest Proposal type of thing (buying up a private military?) But you can bet Bobby takes it with utmost sincerity:
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A bunch of rushed-to-market vaccines of poor efficacy are not "the CONCEPT of modern medicine". God the only thing more annoying than his disingenuousness is his stupidity.

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Cruella:
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Bobby bwak-bwaks over an ad by Goldman Sachs:
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I don't know, she might not be an Angel, but her "aesthetics" should appeal to Bobby?
Odd that Bob is claiming to identify "Narcissistic Sociopathy" when he clearly himself is a whole ass autist of a Narcissist, if not a full-on sociopath on top of that. Projection, much, Bob?

I grow weary of the hyperbolic bullshit Bobby and his angels and fanbois babble about, like the MAGA Ghoul-CHUDs need Minecrafting now because the MAGAts are currently Minecrafting LGBTQ+-PoCs en masse as if there was an American version of a German concentration/death camp or two complete with gas chambers, right this minute, exterminating the minorities. Or insinuating that such a thing is being planned or will be constructed sometime in the very near future, if another Drumpf gets elected.

What's ironic is that the Left is almost entirely opposed to the Death Penalty in general (at least for murderers caught by police and tried and convicted in courts) and while I forget if I ever saw Movieblob's take on the Death Penalty (though as Bob is someone who grew up Catholic, and Catholicism takes a dim view of the Death Penalty as far as I know from Catholics I have hung out with), it wouldn't surprise me if he was against it, in the purely judicial sense, not the extra-judicial sense of minecrafting political opponents. While I get wanting to be able to permanently stop people who would actually harm or kill someone for being "born wrong", Bob and his ilk have strawmanned the entire center-right and lumped them in with the Far Right in classic fallacious "Guilt by Association".

Where is this happening, Bob? Where are the LGBTQ+-PoCs being minecrafted in yuuuuuge numbers by an organized MAGA CHUD mob? Or is this some Minority Report bullshit?
 
Moviebob has friends?
He has "colleagues" who he tries to sexually harass.
This is something that these fools continually fail to understand. Some systems of government inevitably reach a crisis point and there is no turning back. Black Tuesday was the death knell of Weimar. One only needs to look at the kind of results the NSDAP and even the KDP got in the elections before and after said event. Shit was rolling down hill and all three of the options our marshal outlined are the most likely ones that could materialize. Weimar was not going to carry on as a democracy no matter how much they fantasize about what could have been if Hitler got capped at some point. Hell, even if he fell, the NSDAP had other personalities to carry it on.
Let's go along with Moviebob's fantasy and pretend that Thinkers™ shoot Hitler in the back of the head or whatever. Now, you have:
1) a very unpopular government that has very publically shot a popular opposition leader,
2) about 3 million SA members, who are very willing to start a revolution and who have just been given an excuse to do that,
3) about 125,000 Rotfront members, who are not very happy that Bruning is a conservative and has just cut unemployment benefits during the middle of a recession,
4) various right-wing industrialists (people like Hugenberg) who feel the government is being far too soft on socialism and who have a lot of support from the Army.

Let's be optimistic and pretend that Bruning somehow managed to win over the DNVP. Even then, he has to fight far more heavily armed versions of the Spartacist uprising and the Kapp Putsch at the same time, and his version of the Freikorps (the Reichbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold) probably isn't that happy that it's fighting for a government that wants the Kaiser back. Even if alien space bats came down and fought for Bruning's government, the most liberal thing it could do would be to restore the Kaiser as a constitutional monarch and shoot everyone associated with the KPD or Nazis. If the closest thing to a liberal democracy you can get in your country is a dictatorship which purges anyone that looks at it funny, it's safe to say that liberal democracy's goose is well and truly cooked.
 
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Bob, I'm pretty sure I can name some fundamentalists with over a dozen children between them vs you and your angels... 2? (Allowing your brother.)

Who exactly is natural selection coming for? Because so far it looks like the guys and trannies.
Please. We all know that Bob gives out fake names at the BBQs he goes to. There are dozens of little Bobs all over the Boston area, just biding their time to emerge from their underground bunker apartments and claim their superior future.
 
2) about 3 million SA members, who are very willing to start a revolution and who have just been given an excuse to do that,
I've been on the Internet too long and it's true, the Internet makes you dumb. I spent more than a minute thinking "What's he talking about? Something Awful never had THAT many members did it?" which I think we all can agree is a minute longer than anyone should ever have such a thought.
 
Our favorite little Bobs discuss the death of a Marine caused directly by Joe Biden and his clown cabinet, and the grief this has bought to the young man's mom. Check your blood pressures before clicking on the thumbnail below.
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Now check your blood pressure again.
I unironically want to see these people get scalped alive.
Bobby bwak-bwaks over an ad by Goldman Sachs:
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I don't know, she might not be an Angel, but her "aesthetics" should appeal to Bobby?
This is peak Bob - thirst-posting over both some woman (or "woman" perhaps) as well as a megacorporation, both of whom would ignore and not even bother to piss on Bob like the inconsequential piece of gutter trash that he is.
Oooooh that's a tasty question. I honestly can't answer that. Bob is a hateful retard with no obligations. Chris seems to be in the middle of a mid life crisis and trying to reinvent himself in the dumbest way possible, state of his family be damned.

For fucks sake HITLER WAS NEVER VOTED INTO POWER YOU INSIPID MONGOLOID! The first time he ran, if memory serves me right, he lost by something like 30 points. He was able to get into Germany's parliament, forgive for not knowing what it's called and having a slightly better understanding of pre war Germany than Bob, and from there was able to weasel his way to the top through intimidation and chicanery. All of this possibly could've been stopped at any point had Hindenburg not been a dementia riddled old fart surrounded by retards who only had their own political self interests at heart.
DOES THAT SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR TO ANYONE ELSE?!?

I'm not Bob so I'm not going to pretend that this all happened in a magical vacuum where there were no other influences because of course there were. My point is Adolf Hitler was NEVER voted into power by the people. He was put in there by government corruption, incompetence, and the stripping of rights because of muh safety.

This is the superior future you and your faggoty band of followers advocate for daily and you all somehow think you won't end up like Ernst Röhm.
Come on now, you can't expect Moving-Pictures Billy Bob to actually be knowledgeable about historical shit, right? I mean, that's not important stuff to remember, unlike the details of the MCU.
Remind me again, Bob's one of the cows who doesn't like us because we say mean things about and unfairly characterize people, right?
More specifically, he doesn't like us because we say mean things about and unfairly characterize him. By which he means "we record and archive the unremittingly stupid shit the subhuman fat fuck decides to post on social media every day, for everyone to see and then throw back at him whenever he gets into another spout of unearned smugness."
If we 100% focused on laughing at Trump supporters instead of everyone then Bob would join and become a regular.
Fortunately we're not SomethingAwful, we're KiwiFarms.
Where is this happening, Bob? Where are the LGBTQ+-PoCs being minecrafted in yuuuuuge numbers by an organized MAGA CHUD mob? Or is this some Minority Report bullshit?
Don't you know? Every time you don't recognize a tranny as a true and honest woman, or say that some white-hating ghetto rat with a chip on their shoulder is responsible for their own problems, you're literally killing the gays and re-enslaving the minorities!
 
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I unironically want to see these people get scalped alive.

This is peak Bob - thirst-posting over both some woman (or "woman" perhaps) as well as a megacorporation, both who would ignore and not even bother to piss on Bob like the unconsequntial piece of gutter trash that he is.

Come on now, you can't expect Moving-Pictures Billy Bob to actually be knowledgeable about historical shit, right? I mean, that's not important stuff to remember, unlike the details of the MCU.

More specifically, he doesn't like us because we say mean things about and unfairly characterize him. By which he means "we record and archive the unremittingly stupid shit the subhuman fat fuck decides to post on social media everyday, for everyone to see and then throw back at him whenever he gets into another spout of unearned smugness."

Fortunately we're not SomethingAwful, we're KiwiFarms.

Don't you know? Every time you don't recognize a tranny as a true and honest woman, or say that some white-hating ghetto rat with a chip on their shoulder is responsible for their own problems, you're literally killing the gays and re-enslaving the minorities!
Bob and his senpais apparently also conflate the farms with 4chan as if they're the same damn entity (or outright confuse us for them).
 
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Bob, I'm pretty sure I can name some fundamentalists with over a dozen children between them vs you and your angels... 2? (Allowing your brother.)

Who exactly is natural selection coming for? Because so far it looks like the guys and trannies.
Again with the "natural selection is coming for MAGA" crap. Problem Moviebob faces isn't (just) natural selection, it's survival of the fittest. Given a life-or-death situation, I see the MAGA crowd more likely to adapt and survive, versus the Moviebobs of the world who will perish through their own stagnance.
 
Again with the "natural selection is coming for MAGA" crap. Problem Moviebob faces isn't (just) natural selection, it's survival of the fittest. Given a life-or-death situation, I see the MAGA crowd more likely to adapt and survive, versus the Moviebobs of the world who will perish through their own stagnance.
Imagine Bob in a zombie apocalypse scenario. Trying to jump on zombies because that's how Mario would fight em.
 
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