Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

These are the remaining unarchived streams up until his 3.58 hour stream from yesterday.
Start:
Shout out to people who gave him money. He bought alcohol. Going to do a response to an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video about vegan booty.
1:50:
Double standards for nudity on YouTube. Talks about vegan booty. Back to the video.
4:13:
Kobes understands why vegan protest the meat industry but he will still eat bacon. Back to the video. Talks about Family guy. Back to the video.
6:10:
People say his guitar playing sucks, welcome to being a YouTube celebrity. Talks about vegan booty. Back to the video.
7:48:
Talks about people saying he eats burgers like apples. Back to the video. Shills Isayic Butterfield merch.
9:24:
Talks about thongs vegan booty has done. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
11:20:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Thinks Louis Vuitton is a store for e thots. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Talking about vegan booty. Back to the video.
15:35:
Louis Vuitton is now fir trust fund babies. Talks about huffing. Spencer's. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of a couple in Louis Vuitton. Vegans bad.
17:43:
Shout out to people who gave him money. Shows off his bottle of Jack Daniels. #notasponsor singing hurt. He mixes the Jack Daniels with monster and mango corona.
21:42:
Guitar shredding.
22:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Animals and humans are different. Lions eat Vegans. Kobes doesn't like mongooses. Catching coof from period blood at Louis Vuitton. Back to the video. Period joke. Gore porn. Reads what's written on the screen. Holocaust. Hitler killed autists.
28:50:
Vegan protests gender relations Double standards. Scenario of storing his current for months and dumping it in a restaurant as a protest. Double standards! Period jokes.
31:30:
Kobes watched the uncensored video and he saw her titties. Double standards nudity on YouTube. Talks about his cock holster. Back to the video.
33:16:
Talks about his drink. Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Talks about periods. Cbd tampons and pads. Single moms. Waiting patiently for his of age goth chick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Periods.
37:17:
Romantic bath Scenario. Relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bought cigarettes. Vegan booty. YouTube censorship. Back to the video.
41:26:
Talks about his drink combo. Creepy about vegan booty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationship advice. Back to the video. Taco John's.
44:30:
Cbd. Dream house. Scenario of having a pet cobra. Back to the video.
46:50:
Compares his wands to Louis Vuitton. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Women can get away with being half naked in public as long as your not showing you're minge. Shills his glass.
51:10:
80% British. Dani Filth shriek. Rebel revolution. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about getting banned for his cock holster stream. Double standards nudity on YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his glass. He has no problems with vegan booty he is just being edgy.
56:40:
Shout out to someone who gave him money. Talks about his glass again. You don't even have to drink alcohol out of the glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of getting accused of tape for removing vegan booty from the store.
1:00:20:
Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck suicide. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Describes what happens in the video. Minge bloody fruit punch juice. Talks about his glass again.
1:05:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eat a balanced diet. Vegans are right but mostly hippy dippy bullshit. Talks about his cigarettes. Talks about his beer.
1:08:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about vegan booty. Smearing yourself in period blood in a pandemic is more insensitive than people who won't wear masks. Back to the video.
1:10:10:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Talking about vegan booty and cow farts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Free the nipple . Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't commit suicide. Talks about animal cruelty and animal shelter ads make him cry. Crying at ads shows he has bigger balls than his trolls do. Moar beer. Back to the video.
1:15:09:
Shills his glass again. Reads chat. Vapes cbd. Shows off his glass again. Says he's nit really wasted. He is.
1:18:50:
Ozzy knuckles. Shows off his cobra tattoo. Sits in silence.
1:20:50:
Shows off his glass again. Reading chat.
1:23:10:
Vocal cover. He doesn't sing just dances around and finishes his drink. Stops the song to talk about his cigarettes.
1:26:00:
Stumbles around his apartment. Smoke break.
1:32:59:
Returns. Ends stream.
Start:
Doing a Terrence Pop rage bait video response. Drinking Bud Light and mountain Dew from his potion glass. Hasn't washed his glass yet. Starts the video.
3:04:
Complaining about women. Says he's a good looking dude and he doesn't act entitled. Back to the video.
5:00:
Stick a can of Bud light up stuck up women. Back to the video. Attractive people get used for sex. Instead of committing suicide drink alcohol. Back to the video.
7:46:
Gender relations. Double standards. Back to the video.
9:30:
Talking about washing his glass. Reads what's written on the screen. Attractive people aren't smart, ugly people are usually smart. Mother nature balances things out that way. Bikini models. Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
12:12:
Complaining about women. Women have more control over their boob size than men have over their penis size. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Washes his glass.
14:50:
Brings out his jack Daniels, monster and mango corona. Gender relations. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Gender relations. Back to the video.
19:13:
Wage gap. Child support. Single moms taking advantage of the system. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. He is working on his guitar playing and singing instead of bitching about the sating scene. Drink combination while singing hurt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating .
25:45:
Kobes has seen good looking women. Women reject Kobes because of his autism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Complaining about women. Holding our for a hero.
29:15:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating rant. Dating is like video games. Kobes got his first kiss when he was 18-19 years old. Got made fun of in school for being goth. Fighting in school. Fuck animal abuse. Back to the video.
32:13:
Simp shaming. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Older women are the best because they potentially don't get pregnant. Women age like a fine pink champagne. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don't like getting older either. Talks about his cigarettes.
37:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cigarettes are addictive. More about smoking. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and aging. Menopause and periods. Period joke. Moar alcohol. Talks about having a Period. Hemp cbd tampons and pads.
44:15:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes wants to have his clocktower mansion before he starts a family. Talks about his dream house. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Once they're of age it doesn't make a difference what age. Being creepy at the bar. Back to the video.
48:20:
Both genders lie about sexual partners. Back to the video. Stereotypes about models.
51:11:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Some men like women to have brains. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Smart people entitlement. Guitar shredding.
58:30:
Back to the video. Fake farts into his drink. Says he does that at the bar. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Clam chowder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Camel toe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. People lying on Dating sites.
1:03:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about hot chicks he's subscribed to on YouTube. Of age fan girls. Not in a rush to get laid. Unwanted pregnancy. Shoots flies. Complaining about women. Moar alcohol.
1:07:40:
Talks about his chaotic cobra drink combination. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Friendzone. Men can support men without being gay or sexist to women. Gender relations.
1:14:40:
Talks about his first crush. She didn't let him down gently. He's a YouTube celebrity now. Moar alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friendzone. Where is he getting his statistics from? Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:19:28:
Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Women want a man with a 6 salary figure...
1:23:15:
Talks about when he shot a load in his own face while jerking off. Kobes understands women now. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:24:15:
Attractive people don't have to try hard to get laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video
1:27:18:
Moar alcohol. Beer piss.
1:30:26:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Too drunk to finish a thought. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Flies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Everyone dies alone.
1:34:21:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Unexpected sneeze x2. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Lists off his Attractive qualities. Gives dating advice. Back to the video.
1:38:11:
Being old and unattractive sucks. Blocking deleting and ignoring troll texts. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards in standards. Texting. Back to the video.
1:43:52:
Mid life crisis. Texting. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls.
1:48:41:
Puts his phone on airplane mode. Back to the video. Friendzone is a sexist myth. Back to the video.
1:53:58:
Beauty Gender relations Double standards I think. He's very drunk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Seats flies out of his remaining hair. Back to the video.
1:55:50:
Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video. Complaining about women. He can't even keep his eyes open. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:59:20:
Piss break.
2:01:28:
Returns. Back to the video. Something about men getting attention from unattractive women. Eats a fly probably. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:03:46:
Smoke break.
2:08:47:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Can't keep his eyes open. Back to the video. He's going to pass out.
2:11:45:
Night night Kobes. Wakes up and ends the stream.
Start:
Lost the part 2 footage for his food review but that's alright. Child support joke. Dick trap. Gender relations.
4:06:
Talks about part 2 of his food review. Mr potato head is sexist rant. Mansplaining . Corona beer nothing to do with coronavirus. Aliens can't find intelligent life here.
10:17:
Talking about his child support joke from earlier. Says nothing for a bit
12:55:
Talking about losing the footage from his food review. Going to watch a dame drops video. Kobes isn't racist.
14:54:
Shows off his glass. Moar alcohol. Puts on a video.
15:58:
Media pushing lgbt stuff too much. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about a previous video he watched from this channel. Talks shit to a fly. Back to the video.
19:27:
Freestyle. Back to the video. Moar alcohol.
22:04:
Restaurants have to step up their game because people review food online. Shout out to it's black Friday for being pregnant.
24:22:
Back to the video. Talks about his alfredo pasta recipe. Talks about a local restaurant that closed down. Was going to go to a friend's house but fell asleep. Casper is changing. Talks about the Sandbar.
30:27:
Talks about Frostys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his bug videos. Complains about the flies. Back to the video.
33:16:
He's pretending to be black. Talks about bacon Cheddar chalupa from Taco Bell. Back to the video.
36:39:
Kobes loves barbecue ribs. Back to the video.
39:57:
Talks about his Buffalo Wild Wings food review. Going to sell his wands individually now because they aren't selling. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Living is a slow way to die so enjoy every minute. Back to the video.
46:30:
Leftover wings. Drinks ranch. Shows off his wings. Yukbang. This is part 2 now.
49:36:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Wings are spicy.
52:44:
Talks about the Buffalo wild wings challenge he did during the documentary. Saving the rest of his leftovers for later. Talks about his burger from his food review earlier. Talks about losing the footage from his part 2 video again.
58:50:
Looks up his Gmail. Talks about his wings being very spicy. Kobes calls that food hack hellwings.
1:02:05:
Talks about the Buffalo wild wings challenge. Talks about losing the part 2 footage again.
1:06:00:
Reading chat. King cobra is living his best life. Talks about his Buffalo wild wings order again. Might sell the wands individually but doesn't want to cave to pressure. Moar alcohol.
1:09:30:
Talks about his wand business. Talks about his Buffalo Wild Wings order again. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
1:12:10:
Pours monster into his Jack Daniels. Sweet pourage TWU. Back to talking about his food review. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to talking about his wings.
Start:
Drinking chaotic cobras. Shills tactical soap. Not advertising Dr. Squatch but they are selling his dream soap.
2:44:
Puts on a video about Dr. Squatch soap for 2 seconds. Compares Dr. Squatch with tactical soap. Goddess tactical soap.
9:50:
Talking about the bassist from my chemical romance. Kobes really like the colour scheme of the Dr. Squatch soap. Dr. Squatch toxic masculinity. Talks about wearing Axe in high-school.
13:05:
Back to the video. He's so drunk.
15:25:
Kobes really likes the colour scheme of the soap. Kobes wants to smell it. He's torn between buying this soap and staying loyal to tactical soap.
18:13:
Spent all his money on his Buffalo Wild Wings order. Wants to buy this soap.
19:22:
Back to the video. Talks about what he thinks the soap smells like. Shills tactical soap.
22:20:
Kobes is not the only person who reviews soap. He really wants this soap but doesn't want to betray tactical soap.
24:34:
KingSoapraJFS
26:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is kobes' dream soap.
33:00:
Talks about his Buffalo Wild Wings food challenge. Moar alcohol. Back to the video.
34:10:
Kobes is personally offended that the guy in the video doesn't like beer. Back to the video. Talks about his wands. Back to the video. This is Kobes dream soap.
37:26:
Back to the video. He's so drunk. Talks about the soap. Drinking mountain Dew. Ends stream.
Short video. Shows off his food order. Drinking Guinness. No copyright infringement intended. Yukbang. Cheese pull. Twirls cheese around the mozzarella stick like spaghetti. Tries the rest of his food.
 
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Streaming 5PM Casper time and he's already passed out

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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Man, every time Cobes gets a care package he looks rougher and rougher. He can barely put two words together in this one. I do like him drinking the garlic butter dripping from the box, that's a nice touch.

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"Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time" he says as he struggles to put the cap back on the Mountain Dew.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Man, every time Cobes gets a care package he looks rougher and rougher. He can barely put two words together in this one. I do like him drinking the garlic butter dripping from the box, that's a nice touch.

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"large stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, alfredo sauce, onions, three cups of garlic butter" x420
 
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Credit to reddit user /u/punished_pygmalion for transcribing that video.

-up. *gets pizza* What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. *slurps garlic butter* You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. *slurp* Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." *slurp* Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. *slurp, slurp, slurp* Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. *slurp* This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... *sound of fly buzzing past microphone* cheers. *fly buzzes by once again* Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
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Credit to reddit user /u/punished_pygmalion for transcribing that video.
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Archive of this stream:
stuffed crust review

Here's the stream from 27th:

Start:
Ranting about people getting offended by cussing. Talks about a food review video he was watching which has triggered this rant.
5:16:
Creepy about Miley Cyrus.
6:05:
Back to talking about cussing.
7:55:
Talks about his drink combination of shots plus bud light platinum.
8:47:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Stand up comedy routine. Kobes wants a tesla with a fart horn and a car that runs on poop.
11:56:
Talks about the shots he received in his fan mail video. Makes another drink combination. Porn scenario at a liquor store.
16:55:
Irish jokes. Wyoming jokes. Tailgate tits invention.
18:57:
Captain Hindsight Condoms ad. Gender relations rant.
22:03:
Gives financial advice. Talks about his drink combo. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
23:50:
Doing a Terrence Pop video response now. Gender relations rant.
25:40:
Kobes explains where babies come from.
29:30:
Talks about OF. Compares Facebook to OF. Dating scene rant. Gender relations Double standards Body shaaaaaming.
34:10:
Moar alcohol. Talks about his first time drinking full throttle. 80% British. Makes another drink combination. Full throttle, shot and bud light platinum. Back to cussing rant.
38:01:
Back to the video. Starbucks is a drug dealer because caffeine is a drug. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 3 more potion time glasses were ordered. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares women to used cars.
42:44:
Says he had chicks all over him at the bar earlier because he was doing his stand up routine. Talks about Chris Chan. Shills merch.
44:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Starbucks rant. Minimalist job. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Bill Barr.
49:00:
Ranting about lesbians. Gender relations.
51:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Air conditioners use gas. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about a party sun food hack he wants to do. Back to the video.
54:10:
Pumpkin spice lattes. Starbucks rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coffee percolator instructions.
58:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics and cussing rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Reads whats written on the screen. Simpsons voices. Makes another drink combination. Wokeness.
1:02:50:
Moar alcohol. Starbucks rant. Man buns. If he wins the lottery he will get hair plugs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains social media. Jokes about Jersey shore.
1:09:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics in everything. Back to the video.
1:11:20:
Scenario of Starbucks employee wearing a maga hat. Moar alcohol.
1:13:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics rant. Scenario of getting his imagination of age girlfriend pregnant and the doctor tells them their baby will die of cancer. This is Kobes pro abortion argument. Babies not old enough to walk, talk or use the potty are still foetuses. God is a tranny.
1:18:04:
Back to the video. Star wars and has Gender relations. Chicken Alfredo recipe. Back to gender relations in star wars.
1:23:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:26:53:
Scooby doo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Star wars. Woke companies.
1:28:42:
Beer piss. He's making jokes from the bathroom.
1:30:21:
Moar alcohol. Talks about his food hack he wants to do. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about parenting. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Makes another drink combination. Porn star shart. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:34:02:
Woketards. Boglim math. Boglim science. Trolls.
1:39:38:
Starbucks. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Wikipedia. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Starbucks rant. Cancel culture.
1:44:00:
Talks about his magic. Kindness is the real magic. Talks about his drink combo.
1:46:55:
Back to the video Reads what's written on the screen. Defending George Floyd. Asian hate Because of coof, blames Trump. Blm.
1:52:40:
Race relations rant.
1:56:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Starbucks rant. BLM. race relations rant.
2:04:30:
Moar alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Pickle flavour alcohol. Makes another drink combination. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Democrats wah. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combo.
2:11:15:
Cussing rant. Shows off his cane. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combos. Unexpected sneeze. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blockbuster nostalgia. Vaping. Back to the video
2:14:00:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Home improvement. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations.
2:17:15:
Talks about his cane. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:28:50:
Piss break. Ranting in the bathroom.
2:30:09:
Returns. Politics rant. Both sides! Vax sperging.
2:34:15:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Race relations.
2:45:00:
Pronoun rant. Moar alcohol. Joe Biden jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Drink combination. Making butterbeer. Talks about his wand. Reads what's written on the screen. Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean you should. Talks about his drink combo.
2:54:05:
Says he sold $500 worth of wands. Talks about his drink combo. Reads what's written on the screen again. Kobes explains social media. Talks about his drink combo. Talks about his wand business.
2:58:40:
Starbucks rant . Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Talks about his party Sun food hack. Talks about his drink combo.
3:04:16:
System error.
3:04:50:
Back to the video. Tranny agenda. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake cartoon TV characters. Back to the video. Talks about his drink combos. Reads what's written on the screen. Restaurants need to be nice to fat people because fatties are the real customers. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
3:11:26:
Starbucks. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives financial advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Piss break.
3:15:15:
Returns. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about his food hack. Back to the video. Bitches with bad breath. Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen. Talks about his food hack.
3:21:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives advice for social media. Race relations.
Talks about his food hack.
3:26:33:
Smoke break. Looking for his cigarettes.
3:30:36:
Finds his cigarettes. He's not stupid just misinformed. Smoke break.
3:37:03:
Returns. Food hack. Back to the video. Race relations. Back to the video. Food hack. Starbucks. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics. Both sides! Back to the video.
3:42:22:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. He's so bored. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen.
3:47:10:
OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Starbucks promotes hate speech. Promoting hate speech is OK. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Falling asleep.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Man, every time Cobes gets a care package he looks rougher and rougher. He can barely put two words together in this one. I do like him drinking the garlic butter dripping from the box, that's a nice touch.

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Mostly ween redditors who send him this shit too, in the hopes that it’ll derail his gender relations stuff and create something exciting to watch.
 
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Don't have time to do the two latest chillin streams today but here's Kobes' latest stream
Start:
Doing a taco Bell food challenge. Lists off his order.
0:51:
Yukbang. He is very drunk and messy.
10:20:
Squeezes taco slop all over himself.
12:23:
Eats the taco slop from the chair.
13:35:
He forgot he ordered nacho cheese fries.
20:40:
He has sauce on his face. Lists off his order again. Back to the Yukbang.
23:06:
Eats more chair taco. He finished his food challenge.
26:30:
Pulls taco slop from the chair and eats it. He ate more than he intended.
29:07:
Not sponsored by Taco Bell. Makes his baja blast drink combination.
31:15:
Lol he spilled his drinks all over the floor in the kitchen.

I like the aesthetic of Kobes eating his food in the dark. Makes me feel like we're watching a wild animal on a game cam.

Lenin Lime posted a July recap:

 
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