DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

Lol he cannot stand any aspect of his stream not being about him 100% of the time. All snowkarl had to do was be marginally more charismatic than DSP and show up consistently. Not difficult bars to clear and yet some doofus in his chat manages it more than Phil himself does.

WTF?!? Snowkarl got banned?! For what?!? Clips plox?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status update:

Total tip: $160

Thanks to a last minute $45 tip from OIC under his recently invented Joo Dan Tae sock, the hat goal was reached

Phil refused to run hat poll, as he has no time left, so he just grabbed the Nazi hat habitually

Membership: 230/250, net gain of 3 subs this stream, one more stream to go for hitting the goal guys

 

[Fapcop]

did pr burnell hit the subgoal?

Not sure.

He was bitching about it up to the last minute about “how cool it would have been if he was wearing the nazihat while talking to the general, but oh well! It is what it is I guess!”

And then he put the hat on anyways when the endcredits rolled.

 

[bobatnight]

WTF?!? Snowkarl got banned?! For what?!? Clips plox?

All speculation at this point with his absence. Phil claims he didn't ban him

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Easiest in Photoshop. Load gif. Load Phil's stroke face. Window -> Timeline. Frames appear at bottom. Drag Phil's face in each frame. Make sure it's set to loop. Save for web. Select gif. Masturbate.

Or learn key framing and tweening in After Effects. Which seems a waste of time.

That sounds like work. Taking the DSP approach here. Ask and whine about it until someone does it for me.

 

[Agent Proper]

The more interesting thing about him going to Costco besides just the membership cost, is the obvious question- if he's buying in bulk, why do groceries for two people only last exactly 1 week? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of even going to a place like Costco?

Easy, Phil and Khet buy those big fuck off muffins, paper plates, frozen meals, and a large box of condoms for The Jim Khet goes to.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

stopped paying attention cause angry drunk at 10 am sidephil is obnoxious came back and now there's a gay space nazi for the village people reboot with peter pan syndrome getting excited about bleep bloop points.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Holy shit, the desperation:

Begging for views and memberships.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Every person I’ve met uses paper plates for like 90% of meals in the US. I know a good portion of people here are elsewhere but is it that common to only use ceramic/porcelain dishware over there? I only use the good dishes when either the meal is heavy or on holidays.

nigger what? the only time paper plates are used is for a picnic

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

did pr burnell hit the subgoal?

He didn't hit it yet.
I feel like he will hit it on the 2nd stream. I could be wrong and I hope I am, because I want to wake up and read about his 4d guilt trips.
INB4 he will claim he's sad he can't do fisting the king, because he really wanted to order food and have his mukbang. But he can't now, and he's sad it's hurting his fans.

 

[daBonehead]

Holy shit, the desperation:
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Begging for views and memberships.

Wow he "REALLY" wants to eat restaurant food Saturday, this shocks me.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil was begging hard for subs today many times. He can't keep these subs if he tries going back to Twitch, right? Well, he can try and hope nobody notices...

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He didn't hit it yet.
I feel like he will hit it on the 2nd stream. I could be wrong and I hope I am, because I want to wake up and read about his 4d guilt trips.
INB4 he will claim he's sad he can't do fisting the king, because he really wanted to order food and have his mukbang. But he can't now, and he's sad it's hurting his fans.

If he meets the goal, he will have a lackluster 'marathon' that most other people would call 'almost a full day at work, but with more breaks'.
If he does not meet the goal, he will have a 'fundraiser' that most other people would call 'almost a full day at work, but with more begging.'

Either way, you get to see his corpse rot just a little bit more in real time.

Add-on:

This. He has his begathon on the schedule. Anyone who thinks he won't do it, even if it's not this week, is dumber than Phil. And thus probably already giving him money.

Never bet against Phil begging for more money.

 

[actually]

If he meets the goal, he will have a lackluster 'marathon' that most other people would call 'almost a full day at work, but with more breaks'.
If he does not meet the goal, he will have a 'fundraiser' that most other people would call 'almost a full day at work, but with more begging.'

Either way, you get to see his corpse rot just a little bit more in real time.

This. He has his begathon on the schedule. Anyone who thinks he won't do it, even if it's not this week, is dumber than Phil. And thus probably already giving him money.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Why does this guy even like the zoo so much in the first place?

Is it because he gets to go outside, slowly walk around looking at things, then go and have a sit-down lunch? The zoo is basically the fancier version of his mallrat routine.

It's not like he's demonstrated any particular knowledge of or interest in animals.

Living out things he did in his childhood, like his weekly shopping trip.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Living out things he did in his childhood, like his weekly shopping trip.

Arrested development! *jazz hands*
We get to observe a man that never really developed himself, all of his interests have carried over from childhood (except drinking, which fuels his escapism): video games and consumerism. Normal adults picks shit up along the way, like hiking, camping, travelling, woodworking, you know, just shit to pass the time and develop yourself and spread out your blanket of interest.

It's just sort of a spectacular view of failure to launch. In another universe he is a very happy gay bottom married to the man of his dreams for 10 years and working a comfortable middle management job, he hosts weekly dinner parties and the only games he plays are Scrabble and he never loses.

 

[hundredthousand]

Phil knows he's doing the begathon regardless, so I guess he is only hoping to hit the member goal for the optics of making it seem like it matters.

He will push these "special events" on his retard fanbase as often as he can get away with it.

He has the wheelchairs tricked into thinking that them getting to see him slobber down fastfood is a reward.

Personally I find nothing more offensive than watching this jaundiced ghoul deepthroat a hamburger. I really can't watch, it is fucking vile.

 

[Lolidaki]

Phil knows he's doing the begathon regardless, so I guess he is only hoping to hit the member goal for the optics of making it seem like it matters.

He will push these "special events" on his retard fanbase as often as he can get away with it.

He has the wheelchairs tricked into thinking that them getting to see him slobber down fastfood is a reward.

Personally I find nothing more offensive than watching this jaundiced ghoul deepthroat a hamburger. I really can't watch, it is fucking vile.

getting paid to eat and NOT play video games is pigman's real dream job, obviously.

 

[Poo Twister]

His ego is taking a massive hit with this membership goal thing.