Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WhiskerBiscuit]

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he says he will probably end up with tardive dyskinesia but then says that by the time he develops it there will be a cure…

yeah, no.

but this is definitely his conceptualization of diabetes foot issues too. By the time his foot rots off, there will be a cure…

 

[mothman96]

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he says he will probably end up with tardive dyskinesia but then says that by the time he develops it there will be a cure…

yeah, no.

but this is definitely his conceptualization of diabetes foot issues too. By the time his foot rots off, there will be a cure…

At 12:18 in the video Lucas tells someone " It's 5:01 so if you eat at A group it is. Yea I eat at D so I eat at 5:30." Looks like he's doing the video at Mallon Place and they schedule the residents to eat by group. He continues talking to someone about the food.

ETA:
I didn't get through it to the end. Went back and he'd removed the video. Was something said he didn't want known?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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he says he will probably end up with tardive dyskinesia but then says that by the time he develops it there will be a cure…

yeah, no.

but this is definitely his conceptualization of diabetes foot issues too. By the time his foot rots off, there will be a cure…

5:24. He says he knows we think his board game shit is fascinating.

No. Not at all, Lucas. The board game shit is generally the most boring thing about you.

 

[mothman96]

He's streaming:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He's streaming:

There is clearly at least two female voices in that room.
One younger than the other... I bet that's why Lucas is streaming/hanging out and trying to show off his faux-intellectualism.

 

[mothman96]

The video @WhiskerBiscuit linked to and Lucas took down, it's back up:
ETA:
As @Fanatical Pragmatist said, it shows he's trying to impress other residents. Also, he's now thinking of getting a job at a Rosauers Supermarket.

ETA2:
Thinking back to the earlier videos - "Docking Ports and Rivers in Industrious" and "The New Game: Enasa", now I'd say he made those at Mallon Place too.

 

[Twrx]

That's my life now on my tugboat and it's pretty sweet. All Lucas had to do was not bother anyone and he could live comfortably with ~$500-600 per month to spend on whatever.

I can watch this video everyday.

That video has some of my favorite moments, and some of the most frightening. He talks about if you want perfection, you're some anorexic lover, but you know he wants a zoomer bae to be no more than 100 pounds, at most. He talks about how he's planning on buying two sets of flat ware, trying to imply it's because he's only going to let women over, but the reality is he knows no one wants him, and he's buying two sets of shit, because he's a lazy fat fuck, and that will allow him to push doing dishes to the right. The frightening part, is the whole "if you bring a woman over and I'm attracted to her, I'm fucking her and you're not". Not a mention of if the women consents or anything, just pretty much saying he's going to rape her.

 

[WonderWino]

The video @WhiskerBiscuit linked to and Lucas took down, it's back up:
ETA:
As @Fanatical Pragmatist said, it shows he's trying to impress other residents. Also, he's now thinking of getting a job at a Rosauers Supermarket.

Holy shit

The way he describes the background of that game and the aliens he created for it is fucking mental. That really shows off how fucked his way of thinking is. I mean really, think about that. This is the kind of insanity that goes on in lucas's head all day in board game form. This stuff sounds like something a literal crackhead would come up with

Also 'there are places here where I lost control of the pen.....on purpose' and 'i'm going to build one of these by christmas, thats my goal.....i'm thinking about it, I probably could. ffs he's so lazy and unmotivated he can't even keep to a goal long enough to complete the sentence saying he's going to do it

Oh and my favorite part - 'if [a machine made of brick or wood with either less than 5 pieces or up to 100...lolwut?] its approved by a smile from at least two other people then you win cause one guy has to check the other guy and they're both looking at each other and you're watching and you're looking and that constitutes!'

He literally wants to include smiling and laughing at each other as a win condition for the game. ffs he really is an idiot

 

[VoidFace]

He's streaming:

This new language Wern is boring but I guess it gives him new ways to be wrong.

Hey, Lucas, Esperanto was not “made up by a bunch of college students one day.” Two seconds on Wikipedia would keep you from being wrong the 99% of the time you generally are.

 

[mothman96]

He made up a game -- Rock pusher:

 

[VoidFace]

He made up a game -- Rock pusher:

He has to be trolling at this point. No one, not even Lucas, can be this fucking dumb.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He made up a game -- Rock pusher:

This is hilarious I like that you can hear some other guy wailing in the background makes it seem like Lucas has found a place where he belongs for the time being.

He has to be trolling at this point. No one, not even Lucas, can be this fucking dumb.

On second thought I think you might be right although this game is still better than all the other “complicated” ideas brewing in his noodle brain.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The video @WhiskerBiscuit linked to and Lucas took down, it's back up:
ETA:
As @Fanatical Pragmatist said, it shows he's trying to impress other residents. Also, he's now thinking of getting a job at a Rosauers Supermarket.

ETA2:
Thinking back to the earlier videos - "Docking Ports and Rivers in Industrious" and "The New Game: Enasa", now I'd say he made those at Mallon Place too.

LOL. listen to what he says starting at 1:34.

Part of the lore of his game is men wondering where the women at.

 

[Wernology]

At 12:18 in the video Lucas tells someone " It's 5:01 so if you eat at A group it is. Yea I eat at D so I eat at 5:30." Looks like he's doing the video at Mallon Place and they schedule the residents to eat by group. He continues talking to someone about the food.

ETA:
I didn't get through it to the end. Went back and he'd removed the video. Was something said he didn't want known?
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Fear not, I have it.

It'll also be part of the compilation. He babbled on about the food being awesome and hoping he could get extra portions and apparently kept babbling about getting to know other residents. He 'tells stories about board games'.

Basically they feed him, do his laundry, and make him live in a dorm, then he goes on about wanting to try and get a job again for awhile.

He also did the usual "I didn't come to Spokane because I was catfished, I wanted to come here because Olympia sucked!" thing.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I wonder if little Lucas came up with retarded games on the playground to entice other children to play with him? That's what this board game shit reminds me of most. A lonely little retarded boy amusing himself because nobody will play with him, hoping somebody will play one of his faggot games some day.

Almost as sad as his rape quest.

 

[mothman96]

There is clearly at least two female voices in that room.
One younger than the other... I bet that's why Lucas is streaming/hanging out and trying to show off his faux-intellectualism.

Now I'm wondering how young. Lucas is desperate to fuck. He says 18-24, but he was willing to fuck the 30 yr old platonic friend that hung out with him back in 2018.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I wonder if little Lucas came up with retarded games on the playground to entice other children to play with him? That's what this board game shit reminds me of most. A lonely little retarded boy amusing himself because nobody will play with him, hoping somebody will play one of his faggot games some day.

Almost as sad as his rape quest.

I kind of want him to pick up a book on board game design. I want to see what he twists tried and true methods of developing an engaging game into. Will he latch into examples and misuse them? Will he completely fail to comprehend? Will he spam one mechanic described as "one of the best ways" so much that it completely gets misused and drags everything down because he decided "more is better"

 

[HaloHero65]

He made up a game -- Rock pusher:

Peak gen x
I'm honestly surprised he's not screaming "COPYRIGHTED DON'T STEAL"
This makes me wonder if his whole board game mania if just him trying to stay distracted from the voices he hears in the TV.

It seems the voices he heard once before also coincided with stability and a board games seem to appear when he hears voices.
Almost like any type of stability where he's not thinking about survival along with zoomer grooming makes his mental state decline heavily and he's relying on. Board games to keep himself distracted because he knows there's it's not normal.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I wonder if little Lucas came up with retarded games on the playground to entice other children to play with him? That's what this board game shit reminds me of most. A lonely little retarded boy amusing himself because nobody will play with him, hoping somebody will play one of his faggot games some day.

Almost as sad as his rape quest.

Poor little Lucas I see him now all alone on the playground back in 1986 crying about girls and kicking rocks. It’s bad to say this about children but I bet even back then nobody liked him very much. There’s always that one kid in school that nobody really likes and they grow up to be the turd that rats on strangers on the bus who didn’t pay their transit fare. And everybody looks at them and thinks what’s their fucking deal? Or I guess they grow into something like Lucas sad and alone because they are that insufferable.

 

[Picklechu]

Where does the 20-sided die come in when "playing" Rock Pusher...?