US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[gaystoner]

abject failure

these words have been coursing through my mind the last week. i literally have been having trouble sleeping and get like 3-4 hours at most.

I know more people died on 9/11 but this feels worse than 9/11 because we were in control 24/7 of this botched Retreat.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Makes me wonder how they're gonna react when they loose the next election and the pandemic stops since we're nearing the end of it.

The answer is simple. They won't lose the election because they're gonna rig it. And...

THE PANDEMIC NEVER ENDS! With each new vaccine comes a new variant and new restrictions, followed by new vaccines. Such is the pandemic cycle, one that will stay unless the populace decides to rise up.

 

[Ita Mori]

These fucking cunts.

Biden Deserves Credit, Not Blame, for Afghanistan

Americans should feel proud of what the U.S. government and military have accomplished in these past two weeks.

www.google.com

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Why are Jews so invested in Biden?
What is he promising Israel and centralized banks now? A new forever war in NK? Mexico? Africa?

 

[The Big O]

These are bots, right? I mean, it's Twitter. If that town is lucky, those Afghanis will be hardworking and will do their best to integrate (provided the state government will not make a separate ghetto for them). Otherwise...oh boy.

I must remind myself that Twitter is a microcosm, a bubble that does not represent the sentiments of wider humanity, but I swear to Christ the utter short-sightedness of these absolute cosmopolitain ignoramuses.

"More heccin good fooderinos that I spend all my Bidenbucks on instead of cooking myself mayo sandwiches like white MAGA chud Christcucks!"

I earnestly hope that if any of these Afghanis are secretly Jihadists looking to score kills on Americans, it's these self-preservation-lacking assholes that get to experience the delicious taste of kinetic shrapnel instead of the truly undeserving souls who at least tried to vote Trump back in for a second term.

 

[gaystoner]

TFW you botch the Afghanistan Withdrawal

 

[Vince McMahon]

To be honest, I'd probably rather live in Russia at this point. At least Putin seems to give a fuck about the state of his country. Not to mention he doesn't put up with faggots, trannies, and other groups that have long since become a blight upon our nation.

Don't make the mistake of falling into the same trap 4chan /pol/tards fell into, thinking that Putin is some sort of "based" white race saviour.

Putin's circle, "the Ozero cooperative" neighbours (long story) are just as depraved. Russia has niggers (Caucasus republics), illegal aliens (Central Asia). Their cops are a class of their own and beyond coastal cities (million-plus cities) there's poverty, decay more extreme than you'd find in the Midwest.

And they don't have EBT.

Seriously, be careful what you wish for.

 

[make_it_so]

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I really only try to be annoyed, not angry, because you can still be pissed while thinking rationally, but sometimes, when you reach a point, the annoyance explodes into frothing, uncontrollable tardrage.

I am just about there from the abject failure I've seen today, the dismissal from Biden's ballsuckers, the lack of thought and foresight into what this means, and the idea of Biden rambling tomorrow about him "ending the longest war, give me credit."

Almost.

Complete and utter

I really hope @Vince McMahon is right and these are bots, because otherwise...

It was safe *before* Talibs got that sweet weapons cache. 4 C-130s? 22k HUMMVEs? 200 artillery pieces?

There's a reason why Russia deployed 5k of additional troops this month.

I now worry that the exceptional individuals in the Intel community are going to start getting the idea to do a replay of the Soviet-Afghan war and try to nudge the Taliban to spread jihad into the other 'stans in order to "counter Putin's influence" and "try to support domestic democratic efforts against Russian interference."

You may laugh, but the entire Ukraine/Crimean crises and ongoing tensions with Russia for the past half decade are almost entirely due to these DC chairwarmers wanting to continue to play Cold War and Empire Builder.

Professor Stephen F. Cohen was one of the few sane voices pointing out how dangerous this was, but sadly we lost him to cancer in late 2020.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Don't make the mistake of falling into the same trap 4chan /pol/tards fell into, thinking that Putin is some sort of "based" white race saviour.

Putin's circle, "the Ozero cooperative" neighbours (long story) are just as depraved. Russia has niggers (Caucasus republics), illegal aliens (Central Asia). Their cops are a class of their own and beyond coastal cities (million-plus cities) there's poverty, decay more extreme than you'd find in the Midwest.

And they don't have EBT.

Seriously, be careful what you wish for.

Still less of an embarrassing waste of human skin than Biden and America right now.

Also, what the fuck do I give about EBT? I'm not a fucking nigger.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Also, what the fuck do I give about EBT? I'm not a fucking nigger.

Exactly. You have the luxury of being able to provide for yourself and you're not hungry. 30% (or so) of the Russian population still shits in pit toilets.

Just because SNAP is used mostly by niggers, doesn't mean it's not a very good and valid safety net.

 

[Puff]

Vaccine passport by december .
boster shot on vaccine passport by may
push for hating the unvaccined.
1 to 2 years for people to find out vacine does little to help covid same as flu there will always be covid (New normal was true)
Betting there going to some HRN1 bill somewhere even in spending bill
I expect Afghanistan & China to be based
Expect China assualt japan & Tiwanna within 2022 before 2024
Slippery Slope not being fallacy more wins for lgtq+ group
Betting bidden is not idiot betting against null that he won't sign banks bill .

Tighten up your covid timeline. Passports by early November. New normal is really already going on by December. Talking heads don't say anything until March.
Voting bill never passes. That's not something anyone can cross the aisle on out of self interest.
I can't imagine what other fag laws we can pass. They've got what they want, but cultural shit, yeah.
Biden seems like he might live to midterms, but dies hilariously close to them, leaving Kamala stuck with a half term.
China invades Taiwan seconds after the midterms (trying not to spark a conservative or warhawk gov) No Japan. That would be dumb unless they conquer Taiwan with little to no expenditures.

 

[Ita Mori]

Biden continues as a lame duck until he's forced to resign for 'health reasons', which will probably be well before the midterms at this rate.

Might not be that bad a gamble.
The DNC could spin that and say "see guys? we can admit when a lame cis white heteronormative catholic old man makes mistakes and needs to be removed; here's your POC pig president; vote blue!" and the majority of their voterbase would eat it up, claiming the DNC are true believers of democracy™ unlike those thugs in that other neo-nazi party.

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I really only try to be annoyed, not angry, because you can still be pissed while thinking rationally, but sometimes, when you reach a point, the annoyance explodes into frothing, uncontrollable tardrage.

I am just about there from the abject failure I've seen today, the dismissal from Biden's ballsuckers, the lack of thought and foresight into what this means, and the idea of Biden rambling tomorrow about him "ending the longest war, give me credit."

Almost.

TIL Liberals can't cook for shit if goatfucker cuisine sounds appetizing to them.
Interesting neighbors? A veteran is an interesting neighbor. A seasoned musician is an interest neighbor. Hell, even a pornstar is an interesting neighbor. Sand niggers are unwanted.

What a fucking retard.
He'll vote blue all his life if he makes it here; it's clear he loves the taste of shit in his mouth.

 

[Vince McMahon]

almost entirely

No. Some of it is definitely their fault, that's true but Russia is mostly to blame.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Prediction: Vaccine Passports will only be a thing outside the U.S. & in select states like New York, if even that much.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Prediction: Vaccine Passports will only be a thing outside the U.S. & in select states like New York, if even that much.

But boy do I hope you're right.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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I really only try to be annoyed, not angry, because you can still be pissed while thinking rationally, but sometimes, when you reach a point, the annoyance explodes into frothing, uncontrollable tardrage.

I am just about there from the abject failure I've seen today, the dismissal from Biden's ballsuckers, the lack of thought and foresight into what this means, and the idea of Biden rambling tomorrow about him "ending the longest war, give me credit."

Almost.

"Good food!"

"Good resteraunts!"

FUCKING BUGMEN!

You can tell these people are NEVER anywhere near anyone who works for a living or has to get things from something aside from Walmart or Doordash.

Fuck, I can't stand urbanites.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

"Good food!"

"Good resteraunts!"

FUCKING BUGMEN!

You can tell these people are NEVER anywhere near anyone who works for a living or has to get things from something aside from Walmart or Doordash.

Fuck, I can't stand urbanites.

The MovieBlob thread is as big as it is because he is what your typical urbanite is.

 

[MirrorNoir]

She had to be molested on the set of Who's The Boss. No normal person would then go on to have a string of erotic B-movies and then irreparable brain damage as she did.

Milano has a history of being a cunt. Got fired from Melrose Place, got Shannon Droughty fired from Charmed because she was jealous of Shannon, and her most recent attention whoring came when she realized her career was DOA and was such an unlikable cunt that she can't even get work on the Hallmark Christmas movie circuit.

She most likely thought her anti-Trump rantings would get her a Whos the Boss spin-off show on Netflix or a plum gig as the token hold-over for the Charmed Reboot but didn't.

 

[Ita Mori]

such an unlikable cunt that she can't even get work on the Hallmark Christmas movie circuit.

Why would they employ her? Hallmark movies are mostly starred by conservatives or center-rightoids like my waifu Lacey Chabert.
Her neolib screeching would make everyone miserable.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

"Good food!"

"Good resteraunts!"

FUCKING BUGMEN!

You can tell these people are NEVER anywhere near anyone who works for a living or has to get things from something aside from Walmart or Doordash.

Fuck, I can't stand urbanites.

Is it bad that a part of me hopes that every one of these idiots ends up allahu ackbar'd?

 

[The Big O]

Is it bad that a part of me hopes that every one of these idiots ends up allahu ackbar'd?

Nope. To quote the Protomen song "Light Up The Night:"

I've got this burning that my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline
And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen
Cut me down or let me run
Either way it's all gonna burn
The only way that they'll ever learn...