DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Jose Cuervo]

Definitely the troll's fault he can't get sponsorships. I mean, there is no way a rep from a company would see that and think he's the last person in the world they want to associate with.

Imagine you’re a company rep and come across with this:

“Insightful, entertaining, friendly and politically-correct commentary. Hey Jack, I think we should make an offer to this DSPGaming channel!”

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Imagine you’re a company rep and come across with this:

“Insightful, entertaining, friendly and politically-correct commentary. Hey Jack, I think we should make an offer to this DSPGaming channel!”

His laughter in that video actually sounds (sort of) genuine. If you didn't know what kind of person Phil was before, you definitely do now.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I love how the DSP's community is self regulating.
- Trolls plus regular people are commenting negatively
- wheelchairs come in and pat DSP on the head "you did nothing wrong Phil"
- Phil gets mad at trolls and feeds his ego with the sweet talk from the wheelchairs
- Phil is convinced he does nothing wrong, every criticism is trolling
- Wheelchairs support shidding and farding and burbing on stream
- Non-wheelchairs get repulsed and leave the streams.
I think Phil needs a "Stop patronizing me." moment to escape from the imaginary jail that he is in.
His own doom are the wheelchairs that support him and ofc the mental institute that he managed to transform his streaming environment into.

Spoiler: sneed

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Just caught up to this shit storm and my god!

-Desperately lowering an arbitrary goal yet again and still not hitting it.

-Punishing your viewers and easily losing a couple real fans after you blame them for your own shortcomings.

-Having OIC say if you can afford internet, you should give Phil monthly donations.

-Making every excuse in the book instead of being an adult and say "I should do better to entertain my fans, but thank you for supporting, I'll try harder next month.

Edit: gin tweets that belittle good advice about Phil taking improv classes to help engage with his audience. Dismissing it as an insult while displaying delusions of grandeur.

Just get caught on tape admitting you fucked your mom when we hit the 100k page mark and take your place as king, its the inly accomplishment you have left.

 

[LieLieFyre]

You know what would show these ungreatful viewers Phil? Stop streaming for like a week or 2. They will miss you SOOO much that they will throw hundreds just to have you back.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Ahhhh, the return of DesperatesydePhil. It's almost nostalgic.

OMG he said he will play Tormented Souls. Why? He will hate that game.

I know I'm late, but yeah, he most certainly won't enjoy it.

I've played the PC demo and as someone that's played nearly every RE game and Silent Hill game, I found the combat to be just plain bad. It's not the worst, but it's much more stiff and clunky compared to old-school RE and Silent Hill. Plus, the map doesn't work like RE's map or Silent Hill's map.

Oh, and the main(female)character will be briefly nude at one point, so expect him to act all "embarrassed" over it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Inb4 he hits the goal on his day off. Watch. I call it now.

 

[Swirling weeb]

All the good shit happens when you skip school that day

 

[King Nutsack]

I love how he got enough money thrown at him on the day stream to wear the Nazi hat, but those tips are immediately memory-holed and now YouTube members are more important. You've been telling people for months that tips were the best way to support, and now you're going to whine and cry that people aren't giving you a money in a method you haven't been pushing all this time? What do you fucking expect???

Also good job saying you were making THOUSANDS more on Twitch. All the while crying poor the entire time on Twitch, all the while banning anybody who dares to do basic math in your chat.

This meltdown is exactly what we needed, I look forward to many angry tweets tomorrow. I've got a good feeling y'all, I think we're getting that groove back, I think we're getting those positive vibes back.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Man, the gaslighting, doublespeak and guilt-tripping displayed during that rant was off the chains. Those things are the number one reason why Phil is such an irredeemable piece of shit. The sad thing is, his mind really is that confused in my opinion. He's too dumb and autistic to be on top of what he's doing.

It speaks volumes to his autism that he feels the need to dictate the reasons why people give him money.
You're supposed to become a member in order to support his khantent. Not for the rewards that come with it (even if he advertises them every pre-stream)!
Attempting to manipulate people's intentions is just too fucked up.

 

[tomstone]

maybe putting a begathon, an event the greatly benefits him and only him, behind a paywall isnt the smartest choice?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Does anybody know the origin of saying "detractors"? I always found it so simple, but so hilarious that DSP actively refers to people who make fun of him online as "detractors". I have literally never heard that word used in conversation outside of the goutverse.

 

[tomstone]

Does anybody know the origin of saying "detractors"? I always found it so simple, but so hilarious that DSP actively refers to people who make fun of him online as "detractors". I have literally never heard that word used in conversation outside of the goutverse.

he said it in one of his older videos when all the "hate" against him started.

 

[samovski]

he said it in one of his older videos when all the "hate" against him started.

When does he consider the hate to have begun? When TIHYDPs started? That would be AJ's MGS2 TIHYDP wouldn't it? I don't remember Dave getting much hate before that. So around 2013 ish?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Man Phil ranting and raving about the logic of why someone becomes a channel member is so insane. It’s only about supporting him, who cares if you can’t use the emotes on other channels. Of course to no surprise the guy who has never supported other content creators or been apart of a community doesn’t get why someone would want to use an emote on multiple channels.

 

[Pargon]

Does anybody know the origin of saying "detractors"? I always found it so simple, but so hilarious that DSP actively refers to people who make fun of him online as "detractors". I have literally never heard that word used in conversation outside of the goutverse.

“Detractor” is also basic common marketing/sales speak for a customer who has consumed a product or service and was dissatisfied to the point that they will actively tell others to stay away. The opposite are referred to as either “promoters” or “supporters”. There’s so much irony in him using the term but it wouldn’t surprise me if he, consciously or otherwise, used a term he learned in Big Boy Business School to describe an aspect of his Real Adult Business.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Inb4 he hits the goal on his day off. Watch. I call it now.

Wouldn't be surprised if he makes up some "behind da scenes overnight memberships" just so he can stuff his fat face on the weekend "reward" begathon.

When does he consider the hate to have begun? When TIHYDPs started? That would be AJ's MGS2 TIHYDP wouldn't it? I don't remember Dave getting much hate before that. So around 2013 ish?

The first known detractor was DSPCultLeader, he made videos back in 2010. However, I will admit that this was way before my time so I don't know if he referred to him as a detractor or if it only started after EvilAJ made the first TIHYDP in 2013.

 

[Sender]

I think Wednesday will see the return of the phasitive 200$ tips goal, that should give his fans the interaction on his streams that they're asking for.

 

[samovski]

Wouldn't be surprised if he makes up some "behind da scenes overnight memberships" just so he can stuff his fat face on the weekend "reward" begathon.

The first known detractor was DSPCultLeader, he made videos back in 2010. However, I will admit that this was way before my time so I don't know if he referred to him as a detractor or if it only started after EvilAJ made the first TIHYDP in 2013.

Didn't know that, AJ made me aware of DSP in 2014, and never apologized for it.

 

[gaarashatan]

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that feel when youve been doing improv for 13 yrs and ill tell you straight up, you should take a class for it. cause your improv sucks balls. sitting there staring with a expressionless face only to either read a tip, make one of the worst jokes ever and fake laugh, or ban someone call them an idiot and laugh for real.

you thrive on negativity phil why dont you just accept it. only reason people give a shit about you is that youre one of the most negative toxic pieces of shits on the internet but somehow lives in this make believe land where your gods gift to the internet and everything you do and say is correct, right, and positive. its literally laughable how delusional you are