Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[BruceyBoy]

Did the retard mean a CPAP machine? 'Cause your dad definitely has a few of those jr. He should start doing reviews tbh, would be more entertaining

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Did the retard mean a CPAP machine? 'Cause your dad definitely has a few of those jr. He should start doing reviews tbh, would be more entertaining

Precisely. He threw that out there because he only knows things he has seen. It's lame projection from his previous home life. And it's a future he knows is set in stone for him.

 

[captkrisma]

He's a lurker...

Seethe more Jr.

At the end of the day, when you get home from your shift at 7-11, look in the mirror. That's who threw their entire life away for a narcissistic piece of shit who used you as a means to get clicks.

Your rap career isn't happening. The last three songs you wrote focused on shit that wasn't even remotely marketable to a Christian market. Focus on a stable career outside of hawking scratch-offs and marking Little Debbie snack cakes 2 for $2.

Don't like it? Change it. For God sake, don't get into a pissing contest against the internet at large. YOU. WILL. NOT. WIN.

 

[desudesu]

He's a lurker...

Aw Jr, isn’t it a bit rude to make fun of your dad like this? Also, it’s called CPAP you uneducated convenience store clerk who literally peaked at high school.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

i'm guessing this is you

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Rob better not fucking get banned after this.

Did the retard mean a CPAP machine? 'Cause your dad definitely has a few of those jr. He should start doing reviews tbh, would be more entertaining

Implying Jack would trust in medical technology and wouldn't pray it away.

And then when it doesn't work he would then claim Jesus means for him to wake up breathless every night to remind him to pray more or be a symbol of his glory or something like he did when he finally gave up on the dead arm's prayer therapy.

 

[stets]

Aw Jr, isn’t it a bit rude to make fun of your dad like this? Also, it’s called CPAP you uneducated convenience store clerk who literally peaked at high school.

We really need to cut junior some slack. The guy is so stupid and lazy that he couldn't even finish a semester at a mediocre public college. It's a mistake to assume that he has learned any basic knowledge or life skills or even has any interest in obtaining them.

He's a deadbeat who'll end up just like his dad - unemployed or at best marginally employed, uneducated, willfully ignorant, and emotionally stunted. His and Tammy Jr.'s futures are bleak.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

We really need to cut junior some slack. The guy is so stupid and lazy that he couldn't even finish a semester at a mediocre public college. It's a mistake to assume that he has learned any basic knowledge or life skills or even has any interest in obtaining them.

He's a deadbeat who'll end up just like his dad - unemployed or at best marginally employed, uneducated, willfully ignorant, and emotionally stunted. His and Tammy Jr.'s futures are bleak.

Jr's only chance of a meal ticket similar to his dad is to ensure Tammy Jr is sufficiently set in her role as Mommywife.

 

[Compositesludge]

I know we're all focusing on Jr.'s personality and inability to work out, but I can't get over the cover to his Zeus single.

nice "career" you've got there, jr

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Why is he self-inserting as Zeus, who would most certainly be considered a false god? Why is Zeus wearing a face mask? Shouldn't he be wearing a toga or something? There might be answers to those questions, but the sense of childlike wonder I get from looking at that silly picture doesn't make me want to find them.

Those are absolutely brutal metrics. Holy shit. I know being an amateur musician isn't about the fame but at some point you gotta realize shit isn't getting anywhere.

I think it'd be fine if it was just a hobby for him. Totally agree with you, though, it doesn't look like it's going anywhere, which might be a problem if he's trying to predicate his future upon it going somewhere.

 

[Pig Cups]

Those are absolutely brutal metrics. Holy shit. I know being an amateur musician isn't about the fame but at some point you gotta realize shit isn't getting anywhere.

True- even more pathetic is the fact that he has somewhat more exposure due to association with his father.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

True- even more pathetic is the fact that he has somewhat more exposure due to association with his father.

And the exposure of having a cult promote your music. He in theory could have his weird youth group promote him.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

True- even more pathetic is the fact that he has somewhat more exposure due to association with his father.

I argue that his association with jack killed his career before it even began. The only chance he has is to go the route Garrett went, completely sever ties with the fucker, take risks, market himself, and hustle. The problem is, time with Jack has probably rendered Jr. incapable of doing that.

 

[Asperchewy]

So I didn't see this posted in the thread before, but apparently there's a video where a former Gordon Ramsey chef reacts to Jack's video (the one where he mixed Pork N' Beans, mayo and vinegar and called it a "salad"):

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She also did a followup video after that one:

 

[Aaway]

I argue that his association with jack killed his career before it even began. The only chance he has is to go the route Garrett went, completely sever ties with the fucker, take risks, market himself, and hustle. The problem is, time with Jack has probably rendered Jr. incapable of doing that.

yeah, i mentioned a while ago that he should've never let jack promote his music. he still wouldn't have gotten anywhere because his music is absolute shit, but he wouldn't have had jack's trolls infiltrating his videos from day 1 either.

jr idolizes jack, so i can't see him ever cutting ties with him. unless he finally wakes up and realizes that his rap "career" is going nowhere, he's going to end up far worse off than jack is. even jack was able to hold down a radio DJ gig for a while before transitioning into a higher role as an artist manager. jr couldn't even hold down a job his own grandpa got him. it's not too late for jr to wake up and realize that his rap career won't get him anywhere and that he needs to focus on finding a decent job, but he's become so fascinated with "flexing on his haters" that it probably won't happen. shouldn't be too long before he and tammy jr end up in a trailer park with 3-4 kids

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I like her, Pink chix and da lazy dude should invite her to a stream.

 

[Aaway]

you know someone's a retard when they brag about not clicking on spam emails

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Haha fuck no. Jack is as fat as ever, at best was forced by his mommy-wife to cut out all the cheese, and lost nothing. And by lost nothing I mean he didn't ever lose weight beyond his five pound shits from eating 10 pounds of cheese.

Jack just says he's trying because he gets sulky whenever the doctor looks at him and tries to shame him into losing weight. It's literally an attempt to stop getting made fun of and that's it.

I know that's what he's claiming but I would wager that that's because if he said he lost any more than that people would be calling him out on it and not just fellating him on his Youtube page saying how great he looks.

There's a reason why he hasn't shown us his weight or done a live weigh in. It's because he didn't lose much. I am willing to believe he went into this with the intent to lose the weight and it lasted a week. Then he got lazy, wanted a burger, and it's been downhill ever since. That's why he showed at the start that he lost something like 10 pounds in a week. Which would be normal considering his girth. But he hasn't shown us anything since then. It's because he's not losing any more.

Well I guess that means Profile by Sanford is a real sponsor, go figure. (In the past, PCLM revealed that most of the companies he claimed were "sponsors" were just affiliate marketing links that anyone can add to their channel).

No, I doubt they are. What you see here is just PR for them. They'll see that he's using their recipe so they'll do a shout out for it. I doubt if any of them actually watched the video that they'd be so cavalier about supporting him considering how they turned out.

Off-topic as hell, but the fact that Jacko's twitter username is jakatak reminds of the real life person, Jack Jersawitz, a big fat stupid commie Jew that used to get into all kinds of political rants called "Jack Attacks":

Spoiler

https://www.ajc.com/news/local-obituaries/jack-jersawitz-activist-fought-for-working-class/TZ86tqZj4UPincFKPgnDiP/

If you ever have time to kill and you have a penchant for prank calls, look him up on YouTube. Jack hosted a Public Access talk show that was more known for the flood of prank callers than any kind of substantive political discourse. Bonus: he looks like a mix between the Penguin (from Batman), the waterlogged corpse of Benjamin Franklin, Bernie sanders, and perhaps even a little bit of Chris-chan thrown in there.

I'm guessing that was his DJ name when he was still on the radio. You know how some DJs have a nickname? His would have been the Jak Attak because it was the 90's and that's how people talked back then.

He's a lurker...

Oh Qtard Cali calling out fat folks when both his parents are morbidly obese and he only works out the vanity muscles. And I'm sure both your parents are on CPAP machines. Be careful because genetics are a bitch and that's your future. Now get back to stocking shelves and cleaning out the bathroom Jr. Your minimum wage job is nothing to flex over.

Spoiler: lifting sperging

Bitch please. I was lifting when you were still shitting your diapers. And while I still maintain my physique I can tell you flat out that your form sucks. You're not going below parallel. Your butt should be below your knees not over them. And only going up two reps in a year means you're a fucking poseur. Anybody with actual drive would have done that in half that time. Come and talk to me when you're able to do 3 reps of 450 pounds ass to the ground squats.

 

[Dead Air]

Jr since you lurk here, I just want to tell you that niggers aren't cool and you should be ashamed for wanting to be one. You have a family and presumably a wife who loves you. Man up.

 

[Anstiv]

Did the retard mean a CPAP machine? 'Cause your dad definitely has a few of those jr. He should start doing reviews tbh, would be more entertaining

Totally agree with this. Jack should, after doing a food review or recipe, do a "health impact review" where he reviews various items and services and their relation to his deleterious food choices.

-CPAP Machine! (Keto friendly)
-Dr. Johnson stroke sugery review
-Kidney stone weighing competition
-Dr. Johnson stroke surgery review Part 2
-Lazy Man's MiraLAX cocktail
-Dr. Johnson stroke surgery review Part 3
-Heimlich manoeuvre: Back to Basics

 

[Guntanator]

Jr is stupid enough to NOT realize when the pot is calling the kettle black. No one likes his shitty music and I'm surprised he even has "28 monthly listeners" on Spotify. Should thank kiwis for at least giving you a few views even if it is just for laughs. Jack just had that gallstone emergency and he is bacon wrapping brisket... This man will never learn.

you know someone's a retard when they brag about not clicking on spam emails

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This 100x.

He makes this "joke" bi-weekly. He is the only one who thinks he is funny. Anyone unironically liking and commenting on his posts is likely a boomer, small-minded soy-faced mush brain like himself. So much for not complaining on facebook and leaving it to his faggy prayer journal. God isn't listening, Jack. He is calling your number any day now.

We didn’t cover any of the Wars videos last go ‘round, but someone suggested we show his “Pizza Taste Test” video which I didn’t review prior to the stream nor did I ever watch because it’s legit dumb. It’s fatty scraping off pie toppings and karening about how there aren’t enough. Apparently, dumb fuck left his address for the CA house on a sticker on one of the delivery boxes thereby doxing himself. Even though he lives in TN now, LM didn’t want to provoke the man toddler any more with the strikes so we pulled the video down. Jack’s vid is still up though - https://youtu.be/gHyXstpe_N8

I love this series. It is quintessential Jack at his finest. When showing someone Jacks videos, I tend to show them the "playing with your food" series where he cooks the frozen pizzas and scrapes the toppings off counting every pepperoni and weighing the cheese. This kills me every time since he under cooks every single pizza and clearly shows a bias based off nothing but his retard logic of more=better. You can't fault a company for your mistake but Jack will be Jack.

 

[stets]

you know someone's a retard when they brag about not clicking on spam emails

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This smooth brained idiot is forgetting that he lost multiple facebook accounts because he handed over his credentials to scammers. He’s getting these e-mails and phone calls because he’s on a bunch of lists of known scam victims.

He’s slowly losing mental ability. It’s really just a matter of time until he gives out his bank account information, so scammers will keep trying to contact him.