Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Just like how Russ thought calling the factory where Katy Perry’s clothing line is manufactured will get you in touch with the actual Katy Perry. Life is just that simple!

That was hilarious, however, he left them alone after they explained they had no contact with her. I bet he was confused though. They make her clothes so surely they call her up to see what they should do!

Yeah, his goal is unrealistic, and as has been said, philanthropic groups are very protective of their image, and before they even think about breaking out the checkbook, they'll look Russ up, see his sordid past, and nope right the fuck out of there.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I wish they gave the subforum another shot

Null nixed the idea of a revived subforum. Perhaps a wiki would be the next best solution for organizing the information people want to reference separate from the pages of speculation and jokes.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

That was hilarious, however, he left them alone after they explained they had no contact with her. I bet he was confused though.

I'm sure he feels confused a lot because, you know, he's a fucking retard. He's the type to go to a Barnes & Nobel manager to complain about the Starbucks manager.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm sure he feels confused a lot because, you know, he's a fucking retard. He's the type to go to a Barnes & Nobel manager to complain about the Starbucks manager.

Or just leave a one-star review on Yelp.

 

[Fapcop]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

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(Oh ay oh!)

Is that the famous “millennial whoop” I hear there?!

(Look it up on YouTube. If you heard a top 20 song the past decade, you’ve heard it!)

Does this mean that Russ hooked up with someone competent?

Or that the millennial whoop is finally passé? Music experts and Russophiles, what does this mean?!?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

God damn, his singing voice isn't that bad

This is Russell Greer's singing voice:

 

[DerKryptid]

This is Russell Greer's singing voice:

Voice of an angel

 

[Fapcop]

"There is no set schedule and we're very flexible. Our goal is to outreach between 30-50 organizations a day. If your schedule only allows you two-three days a week to help out, we welcome that, as long as the 20-50 quota is met."

Nothing says “professional” as “no set schedule”. This is so dumb, even for Shitlips, that I suspect it’s just another pussy-scam.

Russell is picturing a hot 9/10 intern coming over, he introduces himself as the President of the PAC, while wearing a studly suit, slobbering all over her.

But she doesn’t mind since the proximity to power is making her vagina tingle and her Fallopian tubes sing.

They’ll sit and call random organizations all evening (“Sir, this is a Wendy’s!”) while Russ is staring at her and drooling, but she won’t mind and thinks it’s romantic.

Also, Russell will offer to take her out for a pizza, and this is so sweet that she asks him to repeat himself. Her clitoris is literally so engorged at this point, that the blood rushing to her genitals is pounding in her ears making it hard to hear anything.

”What a gentleman!” She’ll think as Russell orders an Uber for them. “Nobody has ever opened a car door for me before!” And once again her uterus shivers in expectation of being fertilized with Russell’s gentlemanly semen.

(Fuck, Russ is such a gentleman, that even his semen each carries a tiny bouquet of cheap flowers and politely knock first, unlike the semen of less nice guys who just jam their way into the first unfertilized egg they see.)

“Oh Russell, this has been such a cool and romantic evening. And all for such an important cause!” She’ll say as the Uber drops her off at her house.

Russell drops to the ground and starts doing push-ups to show how studly he is.

“No man has ever paid for an Uber for me before! They usually just throw me out of their car after sex like the jerks they are. But you’re a TRUE gentleman! Would you like to come inside?”

Yeah, sorry folks! It’s a pussy scam. This is so dumb that even Russell surely can’t mean it seriously.

Call 30-50 organizations a day? Just random ones?

It sounds like Russell thinks networking and lobbying is basically the same as telemarketing, just more polite or something.

Are there even 50 organizations who’d have an interest in legalizing prostitution?

Has Russell researched which ones and made a list? Or are they just starting alphabetically using a Google search?

Even for Shitlips this is so goddamn stupid that it can only be a really complicated way for him to try and get laid.

 

[Cilleystring]

Is that the famous “millennial whoop” I hear there?!

(Look it up on YouTube. If you heard a top 20 song the past decade, you’ve heard it!)

Does this mean that Russ hooked up with someone competent?

Or that the millennial whoop is finally passé? Music experts and Russophiles, what does this mean?!?

I thought the exact same thing when I first heard it

Spoiler: Music sperging

Iirc, the millenial whoop was a musical trend in pop music starting about a decade ago, consisting of a three note pattern of the 5th, 3rd, and back to 5th degrees of the major scale (sol-mi-sol in solfege), where a singer would say oo-ee-oo or whatever syllables to those notes. Obviously there are variations of this. A defining characteristic of the millenial whoop is the back and forth between 5 and 3 or vice versa.

In this case, it is going 1-5-3 (do-sol-mi). In a given major chord, notes 1, 3, and 5 are interchangable as they are all chordtones, so you can replace that first note in a 3-5-3 pattern with a 1 and achieve a similar effect, since they are both chord tones and keep the melodic contour the same direction (its still an up then down pitch movement), which is what is going on in Russell's latest and greatest smash hit.

So yes, Russ did drop the millenial whoop. I was wondering if he wrote that in himself trying to be cool and hip, or if the singer/producer added it in realizing Russ was going for the most over played bubble gum teenie bopper pop possible. Either way it's super late and gay. Any song with a millenial whoop should be discarded immediately in favour of something better to listen to.

Tldr: yes Russ dropped the millenial whoop, somehow making him an even shittier musician than before

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is Russell Greer's singing voice:

Bastard! Beat me to it!

Russ's singing voice is legendary in all the wrong 'American Idol/AGT tryout fails' ways. I'd hire that retard crooning 'like a virgin' over Russhole to sing for me any day.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Is anyone interested in helping to set up a wiki to organize Greer material in an easier-to-reference system than this thread? The objective of this wiki would be to index all the vital Greer material in one place, where curious onlookers could read through it easily rather than being forced to wade through the 3,000-plus pages of this thread. As mentioned earlier, the idea of reviving the Greer subforum has been shot down, so this seems like the next best option.

I’m glad to work on writing, editing, research and other stuff in that area. However, I don’t know anything about how to start up a wiki, especially one that would be relatively deletion-proof.

Edit: If you're interested in helping, send me a message.

 

[Fapcop]

I thought the exact same thing when I first heard it

Spoiler: Music sperging

Iirc, the millenial whoop was a musical trend in pop music starting about a decade ago, consisting of a three note pattern of the 5th, 3rd, and back to 5th degrees of the major scale (sol-mi-sol in solfege), where a singer would say oo-ee-oo or whatever syllables to those notes. Obviously there are variations of this. A defining characteristic of the millenial whoop is the back and forth between 5 and 3 or vice versa.

In this case, it is going 1-5-3 (do-sol-mi). In a given major chord, notes 1, 3, and 5 are interchangable as they are all chordtones, so you can replace that first note in a 3-5-3 pattern with a 1 and achieve a similar effect, since they are both chord tones and keep the melodic contour the same direction (its still an up then down pitch movement), which is what is going on in Russell's latest and greatest smash hit.

So yes, Russ did drop the millenial whoop. I was wondering if he wrote that in himself trying to be cool and hip, or if the singer/producer added it in realizing Russ was going for the most over played bubble gum teenie bopper pop possible. Either way it's super late and gay. Any song with a millenial whoop should be discarded immediately in favour of something better to listen to.

Tldr: yes Russ dropped the millenial whoop, somehow making him an even shittier musician than before

Bu... But that Millennial Whoop is so catchy!

Since Russ is so goddamn incompetent at everything he does, I think we can be pretty sure that it was the producer who put it in. (And probably does in all of his songs!)

It’s a cheap competence feigning trick at this point. The music producers version of a journalist using a question for a headline.

But still way smarter than anything Russ could come up with.

OH MAH LORD WAIT! Did I read that right?! Russell might try to “sell it to advertisements”?!?

He’s sitting there hoping some company (something gaming related maybe?) goes: “Goddamnit folks! We need to figure out how to crack into the incel market! Any ideas?!”

Ffs, Russell just release it! You’ll never “sell it to anyone” as it requires contacts. Contacts you don’t have because you’re a creep, and will never get because you’re a creep and because Google is a thing.

 

[Constellationzero]

Nothing says “professional” as “no set schedule”. This is so dumb, even for Shitlips, that I suspect it’s just another pussy-scam.

You're right, but to be fair, there are unpaid and paid internships that are part time with no set schedule. There are even part time jobs with no set schedule. I worked a couple like that back in the 1990's.

Also, Russell will offer to take her out for a pizza, and this is so sweet that she asks him to repeat himself. Her clitoris is literally so engorged at this point, that the blood rushing to her genitals is pounding in her ears making it hard to hear anything.

Russell's MO is to "buy you a shake." "What kind of shake do you want?" "Okay, so Friday I'll pick you up. Buy you a shake." Like he's in nineteen tickety two.

(Fuck, Russ is such a gentleman, that even his semen each carries a tiny bouquet of cheap flowers and politely knock first, unlike the semen of less nice guys who just jam their way into the first unfertilized egg they see.)

His semen carries the finest wilted gas station flowers, one balloon weight each, plus a copy of his Taylor Swift book.

Russell drops to the ground and starts doing push-ups to show how studly he is.

And then he woos her with his wooing words.

Call 30-50 organizations a day? Just random ones?

I wish he was pulling it out of his ass, but, YES. I have every reason to believe this is what he thinks. Probably DOES think calling a random Wendy's franchise and not getting hung up on right away counts as a major corporate sponsorship.

It sounds like Russell thinks networking and lobbying is basically the same as telemarketing, just more polite or something.

Yes he does. He has absolutely zero idea what he's in for--or that he'll be in for this all by himself.

Are there even 50 organizations who’d have an interest in legalizing prostitution?

Maybe. I used a couple tentative examples, but I could be way off. YWCA, YMCA, local state/county free legal service, IDK...he'd need to contact the county health department because he'll at least need a ton of stats and other info to boost he tard presentations.

Has Russell researched which ones and made a list? Or are they just starting alphabetically using a Google search?

By researched, I'm sure you mean that he picked up a copy of the Las Vegas yellow pages, found the escort services section and the adult entertainment/exotic dancer section, furiously beat it into a sock while sobbing, and promptly forget what he was doing.

But he'll use the utmost reosect when doing all these.

 

[Fapcop]

If Russell had even half a brain, he’d realize that moving to a country like Holland or Germany and become an expat there, would totally fulfill his ambitions of having the right to be able to buy sex legally whenever he wants.
(a lot cheaper than in the US too!)

And would be like a thousand times easier than stepping into a political world (and minefield) he barely even understands.

Then again, If Russell wasn’t such a goddamn tard, we’d miss out on a lot of delicious milk!

I just wish I could listen in on the call, when ol’ Shitlips calls some radfem organization and slurpingly asks for their support to legalize ho’ing.

After a ten minute sermon about the evils of prostitution, “the male gaze” and basic rad fem theory, Russ would hang up, sigh and mumble to himself: “Guesshh thhey hade the handicappeths!”

 

[AbraCadaver]

If Russell had even half a brain, he’d realize that moving to a country like Holland or Germany and become an expat there, would totally fulfill his ambitions of having the right to be able to buy sex legally whenever he wants.
(a lot cheaper than in the US too!)

And would be like a thousand times easier than stepping into a political world (and minefield) he barely even understands.

Then again, If Russell wasn’t such a goddamn tard, we’d miss out on a lot of delicious milk!

I just wish I could listen in on the call, when ol’ Shitlips calls some radfem organization and slurpingly asks for their support to legalize ho’ing.

After a ten minute sermon about the evils of prostitution, “the male gaze” and basic rad fem theory, Russ would hang up, sigh and mumble to himself: “Guesshh thhey hade the handicappeths!”

“B-but I’m letting you do what you want with your vagina!!!” Russ insists on the phone, utterly flabbergasted. “What other man would even think to do that? I’m being nice! Plus, think of all the disabled men this will help! They have a right to have sex with women!”

Russ’ belief, that the vague, sparse token gestures he makes towards pretending women are equals is actually good enough, would be incredible to hear him defend on the phone. “She just didn’t let me explain!!” he fumes after the call. “If she would let me explain more than the twenty minutes she gave me to explain, she’d get what a nice guy I am for helping out hookers! What other man is even nice to dirty sluts anyway? They should be more grateful for a nice guy trying to give them a better life!”

Meanwhile the radfems not only slam down the phone, but also come over to burn down his house.

 

[Compositesludge]

Meanwhile the radfems not only slam down the phone, but also come over to burn down his house.

Then he'll have only one remaining course of action available.

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The ADA-Team."

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Is anyone interested in helping to set up a wiki to organize Greer material in an easier-to-reference system than this thread? The objective of this wiki would be to index all the vital Greer material in one place, where curious onlookers could read through it easily rather than being forced to wade through the 3,000-plus pages of this thread. As mentioned earlier, the idea of reviving the Greer subforum has been shot down, so this seems like the next best option.

I’m glad to work on writing, editing, research and other stuff in that area. However, I don’t know anything about how to start up a wiki, especially one that would be relatively deletion-proof.

Edit: If you're interested in helping, send me a message.

I feel like the OP could be rewritten to include highlights, like screenshots from what launched him into infamy being the whole brothel voyage to woo hooker, harass hooker, then blocked by said hooker and following chimpout.


Among other highlights like links to when the Taylor arc, Ariana arc, Katy Perry arc, Erika arc, Nool arc and all minor sagas that showcase how ridiculous he is.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Voice of an angel

Satan was an angel, so perhaps you're right.

I feel like the OP could be rewritten to include highlights, like screenshots from what launched him into infamy being the whole brothel voyage to woo hooker, harass hooker, then blocked by said hooker and following chimpout.


Among other highlights like links to when the Taylor arc, Ariana arc, Katy Perry arc, Erika arc, Nool arc and all minor sagas that showcase how ridiculous he is.

The OP is great (and could be made greater), but I suppose I question whether it's desirable to try to cram links to absolutely everything important into one post. But if @Cryin RN thinks it sounds good, they could update the OP, or other posters could compile info and links for Cryin RN to insert into the OP.

 

[break these cuffs]

Meanwhile the radfems not only slam down the phone, but also complain about it on social media and talk about how they want to come over to burn down his house.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Satan was an angel, so perhaps you're right.

The OP is great (and could be made greater), but I suppose I question whether it's desirable to try to cram links to absolutely everything important into one post. But if @Cryin RN thinks it sounds good, they could update the OP, or other posters could compile info and links for Cryin RN to insert into the OP.

I believe Cryin RN said there's actually almost no room left in the OP for new information to be added.

However, the guy who made the first post after the OP has offered up his post for additional space, so the OP could be extended and divided into two sections, or whatever a good solution would be.