DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

saying how idiots want him to take improv classes when he's already been doing ahn da fly reactionary khammentary for more then a decade, he's already perfect. This is the comment that made him post that tweet btw

2 parts of this annoy me more than they should.

1) Imagine taking your car to a garage. But you then watch the mechanic loosen your brakes instead of tighten them, top up the coolant by putting the oil through the power steering reservoir and crash your car. When you say he's bad at it he says he's been a mechanic for over a decade, won 4th in a go kart competition and that you're a dumbass for questioning him after he's pestered you for tips.

2) He genuinely thinks his improv commentary is perfect already and can't be further improved. I just really hate this attitude, he thinks there is no scope for improvement in himself, his streams or his gameplay (street fighter comes to mind) he's the guy Bruce Lee was talking about that practices 1000 combos once but doesn't perfect any of them.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Twitch should only allow him back into the Partnership/Affiliate program if he makes a public apology to them.

<<<<<<< Thanks for the idea! It looks even funnier typed out.
Also, not sure why people are giving caffeine dude a hard time:

this is a 'factually true' statement as the king of semantics Phail would like to say. Hitting the subscribe button costs the viewer absolutely '0' on you tube.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

This fucking guy, lmao

Improv commentary is not improv comedy. Improv comedy actually takes a great degree of training and experience. What you do Phil is flop your arms about like a retard, rock back and forth, and make ACKACKACKing sounds. That's not comedy. It's what autistic kids do when you take away their toy train.

If you really want to get into comedy Phil, write an autobiography. Because your life is the biggest joke we as detractors ever experienced.

 

[Mr. Brown]

when he applies for Twitch affiliate in October and SHOCKINGLY forgives Twitch.

He won't even get the affiliate account level back unless he streams to twitch before applying.

Its incredible, he streams console only, I don't know of another streamer that thinks they can get away with this pleb tier content besides Wings.

The difference between Wings and DSP is simple, Wings is self aware and DSP isn't.

Wings knows his life isn't that great, he openly says it. He knows his content is largely garbage and he openly says he's not going to do anything about it.

Meanwhile DSP thinks people actually believe his content is good while using a 480p webcam and refusing to do anything at all himself to improve the stream. Even Wings uses a DSLR...

Every "improvement" DSP expects fans to make it in the form of emojis or new songs and slide images. Anything at all you ask him to do and it's a disgusting zoomed in NO.

Even his latest revelation with feasting with the King is just DSP tries it with bigger meals. He genuinely thinks people enjoy 1 hour of reading out a menu and then watching him eat food. Phil doesn't live in reality.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This comes to mind when dsp copes that next month is going to be any different

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I think because his whole YT career has been based on day 1 views and being the first to upload footage he will NEVER understand this basic concept. I would watch my favorite streamer play almost anything and have several times. It's never about the game it's about the likability of the person playing it.

 

[hundredthousand]

So how long have you all been gaming? Because apparently that's how many years of improv experience you have.

Wow, I didn't know that all this time while I was making stupid comments as I played video games while my buddy sat next to me stoned out of his mind that I was actually doing improv.

 

[wahkando]

To throw in something. This is from Phil's glorious "I demand an apology" rant (and no this is not DSP raw, timestamp 33:58 if the url doesn't work properly)

It sounds to me as if he can get the Affiliate even without building up stats again (so coming October It may be "Twitch loves me and my streams" again) But in the same tone it also seems as if he must build up stats to gain partnership again but this would be the earliest in April 2022. And as he read himself, he MAY be eliglable for Affiliate in October. I said this before: imagine if Twitch would take him back in their support service would be flooded from a lot of people with all the bullshit Phil said about Twtich (including his pigsplaining about Bits). And if what Tevin has said is true that new apllicants for the Partner program are shown a result of their google search by Twitch I can't imagine that Phil will ever get back to be a partner.

Dude twitch is getting rid of all the toxic lolcows and retards, Phil, wings et al know they'll get banned sooner rather than later if they stream on twitch. Unpartnering is just a first step, they aren't wanted and it'd be a huge risk for Phil to go back because he will inevitably get banned and be without that sub income for 2 months again.... Which he can't afford.

Especially since he thought it would be smart to shit talk twitch and burn all bridges after leaving with the thot, tits, bits and sjw rants..

He ain't going back.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Hey @Piece of Peace,
Great video on the mortgage payments (linked here because it should be seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGelQg0AO48 )

I just wanted to bring these 2 facts to your attention. 2014 was the year he bought the house so unless he refinanced the mortgage, his mortgage rate would be around 4.17%.
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So his initial mortgage payment on what was assumed to be his loan in the mortgage calculator is actually lower than what you gave with his general estimate of 5%
No fees
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Just wanted to help out with your calculations since you do way better work than most

Thanks dude! Maybe you can double check my work for me since you're also a numbers guy. I actually didn't get to the 5% rate by looking at historical numbers (it was just kinda the easiest way to convey the info to a general audience).

What I did was I plugged his approx. date of service and known mortgage balance into an amortization calculator, and worked BACKWARDS. Since we know his original loan amount, and we know what his balance was as of Jan/Feb 2020 thanks to the bankruptcy documents (and assuming he only made minimum payments), I plugged in several different assumptions on his interest rate and looked at what his balance would have been around Jan/Feb 2020 to see if it matched up with his bankruptcy docs.

I think I ended up somewhere between 4.875% and 5.0% where the numbers mostly lined up. You can see some of this here:

If his interest rate was higher than normal than maybe he took out some points on his original mortgage? You know how he likes to rob Peter to pay Paul

I'm not on my home PC right now but I'll check again when I get off work to make sure I didn't screw up too badly.

Thanks for the feedback!

 

[PieceofShet]

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This fucking guy, lmao

Improv commentary is not improv comedy. Improv comedy actually takes a great degree of training and experience. What you do Phil is flop your arms about like a retard, rock back and forth, and make ACKACKACKing sounds. That's not comedy. It's what autistic kids do when you take away their toy train.

If you really want to get into comedy Phil, write an autobiography. Because your life is the biggest joke we as detractors ever experienced.

Could you imagine him in a Whose line is it anyway?

 

[gaarashatan]

<<<<<<< Thanks for the idea! It looks even funnier typed out.
Also, not sure why people are giving caffeine dude a hard time:

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this is a 'factually true' statement as the king of semantics Phail would like to say. Hitting the subscribe button costs the viewer absolutely '0' on you tube.

if you can afford two internets and getting delivery/eating out multiple times a week.

you can afford your bills without begging

 

[Iron Hamster]

Thanks dude! Maybe you can double check my work for me since you're also a numbers guy. I actually didn't get to the 5% rate by looking at historical numbers (it was just kinda the easiest way to convey the info to a general audience).

What I did was I plugged his approx. date of service and known mortgage balance into an amortization calculator, and worked BACKWARDS. Since we know his original loan amount, and we know what his balance was as of Jan/Feb 2020 thanks to the bankruptcy documents (and assuming he only made minimum payments), I plugged in several different assumptions on his interest rate and looked at what his balance would have been around Jan/Feb 2020 to see if it matched up with his bankruptcy docs.

I think I ended up somewhere between 4.875% and 5.0% where the numbers mostly lined up. You can see some of this here:

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If his interest rate was higher than normal than maybe he took out some points on his original mortgage? You know how he likes to rob Peter to pay Paul

I'm not on my home PC right now but I'll check again when I get off work to make sure I didn't screw up too badly.

Thanks for the feedback!

I bet he deferred some payments before the begruptcy. Did you calculate the balance if he had made on time payments?

Could you imagine him in a Whose line is it anyway?

It would be perfect for him. He would run around yelling WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY........NOBODY TOLD ME!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Man I legit can’t get over the levels of narcissism and entitlement you have to have to say because you’ve been doing something for years you don’t need to take a class or make any attempt to improve on it. His comments on taking an improv class are someone more alarming to me than the guilt tripping entitled rant from last night…

its even crazier he can have a failed night like last night and then say that, how can you be so delusional you don’t see the sinking ship for what it is and refuse to acknowledge you obviously suck as an entertainer.

He’s still pushing the narrative that new hot games will help his popularity and said how when he streamed cod he had more viewers…Phil, you know viewers don’t matter, you can have a million viewers but if none of them want to give you money then it don’t matter…

Also wtf was up with when he said to leave if you don’t want to be on a stream that’s honest. “If you want to go to a stream that’s all rainbows and unicorns go ahead, there’s plenty of those kinds of people I know *laughs*go ahead I know”

like wtf does this mean? How do you frame streamers who aren’t constantly worrying about money and bills as a negative? Imagine going to a stream where the steam cares more about the game or their community….

I just can’t stop laughing over how bad he failed last night and his response is he doesn’t need to improv on his craft lmao, just insanity

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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This fucking guy, lmao

Improv commentary is not improv comedy. Improv comedy actually takes a great degree of training and experience. What you do Phil is flop your arms about like a retard, rock back and forth, and make ACKACKACKing sounds. That's not comedy. It's what autistic kids do when you take away their toy train.

If you really want to get into comedy Phil, write an autobiography. Because your life is the biggest joke we as detractors ever experienced.

Improv classes are fun as hell, any normal human being would love learning the games and the “yes, and” style that went into the old Snl skits.
He might even scout Soulmaid 3.0 in there.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I bet he deferred some payments before the begruptcy. Did you calculate the balance if he had made on time payments?

Balance was calculated as if minimum payments were made from initial date of service, unless he indicated that he had stopped payments on his primary residence (like he did when he explicitly said he'd stop making payments on his CT condo) then I'm not sure it would be reasonable to assume he stopped payments on the WA condo too. He was still earning a shit ton of money at the time afterall.

 

[KD6-3.7]

He won't even get the affiliate account level back unless he streams to twitch before applying.

The difference between Wings and DSP is simple, Wings is self aware and DSP isn't.

Wings knows his life isn't that great, he openly says it. He knows his content is largely garbage and he openly says he's not going to do anything about it.

Meanwhile DSP thinks people actually believe his content is good while using a 480p webcam and refusing to do anything at all himself to improve the stream. Even Wings uses a DSLR...

Every "improvement" DSP expects fans to make it in the form of emojis or new songs and slide images. Anything at all you ask him to do and it's a disgusting zoomed in NO.

Even his latest revelation with feasting with the King is just DSP tries it with bigger meals. He genuinely thinks people enjoy 1 hour of reading out a menu and then watching him eat food. Phil doesn't live in reality.

Also, from what I’ve seen, Wings is usually pretty decent-to-good at the FPS games he plays, and at least we don’t hear an overly-detailed and ridiculous excuse followed by “…because of the fucking lag/because the game fucking sucks!” each and every single time he gets killed in CoD.

 

[bajagoogoo]

The difference between Wings and DSP is simple, Wings is self aware and DSP isn't.

To a point. I think it's more accurate to say that Jordie has occasional bouts of self awareness.

For the most part, they're the opposite side of the same coin.

They both treat people like garbage only to whine when it happens to them.

They have zero regard for people they claim to care about.

They're both arrogant winners and bitchy losers.

Both have greatly exaggerated their former jobs.

They both lie about money and where it's going.

They have issues taking responsibility for the stupid shit they do.

 

[Hrothgar]

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This fucking guy, lmao

Improv commentary is not improv comedy. Improv comedy actually takes a great degree of training and experience. What you do Phil is flop your arms about like a retard, rock back and forth, and make ACKACKACKing sounds. That's not comedy. It's what autistic kids do when you take away their toy train.

If you really want to get into comedy Phil, write an autobiography. Because your life is the biggest joke we as detractors ever experienced.

It's whatever form of autism he has showing up again and taking things extremely literally. Improv means it's not scripted. It doesn't matter if it's entertaining, insightful, funny, engaging, etc. Phil doesn't read from a script therefore the dumbass is telling him to do something he already does. Debunked or whatever.

 

[Balr0g]

Improv classes are fun as hell, any normal human being would love learning the games and the “yes, and” style that went into the old Snl skits.
He might even scout Soulmaid 3.0 in there.

Imagine him being in suich a class:

Mr Burnell please show us a reaction on the fly
"This is what happens when you let the Jews whatever they want *snoooort*
Uhm Mr Burnell that is not appropriate
*throat clear* I have been doing this for 13 years *snort* Now listen to this "Chicki Chang Charlie Shang shikataktokata"

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Maybe Phil can take an acting class on being a mature adult and not a children’s entertainer.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

2 parts of this annoy me more than they should.

1) Imagine taking your car to a garage. But you then watch the mechanic loosen your brakes instead of tighten them, top up the coolant by putting the oil through the power steering reservoir and crash your car. When you say he's bad at it he says he's been a mechanic for over a decade, won 4th in a go kart competition and that you're a dumbass for questioning him after he's pestered you for tips.

2) He genuinely thinks his improv commentary is perfect already and can't be further improved. I just really hate this attitude, he thinks there is no scope for improvement in himself, his streams or his gameplay (street fighter comes to mind) he's the guy Bruce Lee was talking about that practices 1000 combos once but doesn't perfect any of them.

they should really just put phils picture in the dictionary next to "dunning-kruger"