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It's funny how Phil gets so tilted over people wanting benefits for their money, when he could literally whip up benefits out of thin air if he'd just interact with his viewers. Too bad he hates them.
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FREE GAME GIVEAWAY!

its just the case. phils reasoning? he wants to take the game to the store and get store credits to buy more games FOR HIS FANS! (not to mention this was in his olden days when he was making money hand over fist)

anyway you want to twist it, phil has always been a spoiled entitled brat with nothing but greed greed greed. he is the living embodiment of "take everything theyve got, and give nothing back" honestly has this dude ever donated to someone else or one of his dedicated fans that need help, gave bits?, gifted subs or subbed, done an actual giveaway? this dude literally has zero interaction with anyone or anything outside of his streams. and the only thing he does during his streams? fake laughing, ranting, "interacting" with someone who gave him money which majority of the time is just reading their msg and saysing thanks and lean in manual bans of ppl pissing him off.

i honestly dont understand how this dude has a living doing this when so many more people put in so much more effort and so much more deserving to be doing this type of "job" than phil. and the worst part. at the end of the day he sits there thinking its everyone elses problem and not his and where the fuck his money is. blows my fucking mind
 
It is time to come back to Phil. For too long I was more interested in Derich than DSP. CWC & Drachen Lord are on hold again, DSP is my best ironic entertainer again. Phil felt very boring since bankruptcy was over, but now there is spice again with these rants and the Über-begging, harder than that lefty chick I forgot the name ("only 5 dahllas").
best I could do gimping for 5 mins
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does anyone else know of any other streamers that paywalling their halloween marathon or is that just phil?

cause im pretty sure other people see it as a special event for them and their followers and yes probably rake in some more money

but phil expects his viewers to pay a bare minimum before he even does something.

anyone else see any other streamer with this kind of setup?
 
This entire rant was dumb. For months he's been saying he'd rather people tip instead of super chat or become members. (Because it doesn't help him right this instant)
Now suddenly in the last few days he's completely obsessed by memberships? Make up your mind man, do you want tips or memberships? You obviously can't have both.
 
I knew that something spicy happened as soon as I saw that I was behind 15 pages. I mean holy shit this gin tweet.
After having one of his most toxic spergouts ever since he found out that he got banned for HATEFUL SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURS he is trying to convince people that it's the shithead trolls who claim that he was angry, actually he's really happy when it comes to the support he gets! Ignore that 20 fucking minute ultratoxic rant he had on the night stream.

This man isn't just inhaling copium, he has needles going into every single artery in his body to infuse extreme amounts of copium, holy shit. And wouldn't you fucking know it, the narcissist posted a gin tweet at 1:15am Seattle time that @Tsoliassssssssssssss posted above me saying how idiots want him to take improv classes when he's already been doing ahn da fly reactionary khammentary for more then a decade, he's already perfect. This is the comment that made him post that tweet btw
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Man, there's nothing better than seeing a narcissist squirm.
 
Funny that Phil thinks the view count will rise when he starts playing AAA titles. People see streamers to see them play and the game itself can be secondary. Phil has no personality and is only aggressive towards his fans. Whether he plays CoD or some indie game is irrelevant.
All the people who tuned into Phil out of curiosity or random pigluck, but got scared away by how he treats his audience and being an asshole to viewers on a regular basis, could probably fill a stream with thousands of viewers all by themselves.

I’ve literally NEVER seen another streamer just fucking unload on viewers, even trolls, and calling them “Shitheads!”

(Wings may go on banning spergeouts, but even he isn’t as disrespectful and full of seething rage.)

Oh well! I’m sure Phil and Khat are going to have an AWESOME day off tomorrow: Phil pouting and trying to bring up the events of yesterday, and Khat either tuning out or finally snapping with a “Phil, I do NOT care about your fucking stream! I’m going to get stretched out at the Jim, don’t forget to change Jaspers litter box!”
 
that 2nd video 2mins and 30 secs in. omg. another ITS NOT MY FAULT! bruh phil, your streams fucking suck. your content blows ass

TWITCH MISTREATED ME, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. presented NO evidence dood of me doing anything wrong!

this fucking guy

From last nights it's-your-fault-not-mine beg-down: "All I can do is be positive and bounce back"

Not all you can do. You could try harder, do stuff people want to see, add a green screen, buy a PC, change your format to what people like or get a job. Putting out the same garbage every day for 13 years and doesn't understand why people are bored with it. Entitled fucktard with a business degree
 
It's funny how Phil gets so tilted over people wanting benefits for their money, when he could literally whip up benefits out of thin air if he'd just interact with his viewers. Too bad he hates them.

Ok, you’re clearly just another immahture mahron who doesn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about! ACK! ACK! ACK!

PHIL IS DOING ALL HE CAN DOOD!

What do you want him to do? Play with viewers? HE CANT DO THAT! Trolls might show up!

Do a Cooking with the King? HE CANT DO THAT! It was over TEN YEARS AGO!

Newsflash dumbfuck: PHIL DOESNT RUN A COOKING CHANNEL!

How is he supposed to do a cooking segment with SF2 recipes WHEN ITS A GAMING CHANNEL NOT A COOKING CHANNEL?!?
 
This should be a rant that all troll tippers need to be made aware of. This was some quality gold dust and all you had to do was not give money.

When you get the urge to dangle $2 bait you won't get anything like this. It's not feeding the pig that leads to entertainment.

2 hour late to say the same the same thing you are, but this should be said for emphasis again: dear faggot superchatters/tippers, Phil without money is infinitely more hilarious than your failed attempts at humor. Plus he didn't get your money.
 
From last nights it's-your-fault-not-mine beg-down: "All I can do is be positive and bounce back"

Not all you can do. You could try harder, do stuff people want to see, add a green screen, buy a PC, change your format to what people like or get a job. Putting out the same garbage every day for 13 years and doesn't understand why people are bored with it. Entitled fucktard with a business degree
Dood! Phil knows what he’s doing ok? He has been doing this for THIRTEEN YEARS!

“Find a niche audience, be nicer, use a greenscreen”?!! You’re clearly just a troll! If you want to HALP, you can tip Phil directly or buy a membership, ok?

He NEEDS your help dood! Income is down to below 10-12.000$ a month! You want to see Khat and Jasper selling their ass on truckstops or something? (While Phil handles the cash obviously, wearing the platinum vest and cowboy hat.)

“Make changes and get with the times?!” Is this some kind of new troll meme? ACK! ACK! ACK!
 
I see not much has really changed with Phil at all. He wants his viewers to put in the hard yards and make up for his losses because he's not earning as much as he once was over 4 months ago now. As people here have already mentioned, as a normal viewer you have no obligation to pay anyone or anything on YouTube's platform. Phil (like any other content creator with an adsense account) can make up some revenue here and there through ads on his videos and when entering his livestream, this means in turn that every viewer is in some way contributing directly into his piggy bank (disregarding that some of these people are smart enough to use adblock, I am going to presume that most of his wheelchairs don't even know how to apply add ons in chrome).

I suppose the money he gets solely just from ad revenue is just peanuts compared to the amount of money he earns by people using the super chat function and directly tipping to his paypal, however if you consider every available metric at his disposal, every viewer there watching his content on his channel provides an overall pahsative experience both for Phil and the viewer when you consider his bahttom line, being the money he makes.

So when he pins the blame and gas lights his hardcore fans (remember when he called them the silent majority??? haha Phil has no clue), there is really no reason at all to guilt people into directly giving money, because their decision to support his lifestyle is none of their immediate concern, and no matter how much Phil puts up a fuss about this for months to come, most of these people who have yet to become members, never will, because they see their value in just watching Phil the way they always have the easiest way to "unironically" enjoy his content.

Could you imagine some unsuspecting first time viewer seeing Phil's videos, somehow through all the boring commentary, shitty gameplay and begging segments find a way to enjoy his content, he puts out one of his emergency tweets that contributions are low and he really needs the support, you chuck him a dollar or two and are glad to have helped him out a little bit, but then he comes back a few days later and does this again, and asks for the same amount (if not more) money in order to meet the goal using the same excuse he did last time (has alotta bills, back taxes, insurance etc.) and if this person notices that he continues to do this, they're either going to realise that something is not quite adding up and he's deceiving people, and decide not to contribute again because of it. (or you know, this person could be a little slow and think Phil is receiving too much unconditional hate and is easily persuaded by his crocodile tears, or get other motives by supporting him).

But I digress, Phil continuing to point the blame finger at people that have absolutely no responsibility in regards to his own financial situation, just makes him look like even a more greedy beggar, and as we can plainly see, won't ever help his situation at all.
 
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