Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

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She got into it with some randos, too much work to screencap their boring one-word responses:
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I lowkey wish there was a twitter account dedicated to following her around and messaging the people who fight with her about some of the shit she's done (like the "soft racism," for instance,) just so they can use it against her. Like running verbal guns to the allied forces.

 

[Burn Book]

Spoiler: Remember guise I'm asexua-- OHHH GHOST BONERSSSSSSSSS

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I'm really curious what this job she thought she had in the bag is, and if she even made it to the interview stage ().[/spoiler]

 

[Everybody]

You searched for herb - Centre of Excellence

www.centreofexcellence.com

This site has tons of herbology classes, even magic herbology classes, for way less than $3600. And they always have sales where the classes are $29 I may know this because I took one....

<-- kiwis
Another one! May we burn her?

 

[JaneThough]

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Another one! May we burn her?

I didn't take any stinky witch courses!

oh Lilith I call on you to make @Everybody's womb barron. to charge to cast

 

[marjoram]

i'm enough of a faggot to tell that they're supposed to be tarot, but i really had to squint to see them. why is the devil hanging out with two catgirls?
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the original designs, for reference. perfect copies!

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Bit late but, why is Marilyn Monroe riding a goat on The Sun patch?
WTG Gyro, you out-moron yourself on the daily.

p.s. leave Cornell alone, potato gurl.

 

[Wife of a Watcher]

Hi I'm the girlfriend who made the Stephanie comic but my fireman boy hasn't posted it here, to which I have the honour.

Nice to meet you all. I finished reading the entire thread a while ago. Don't forget: trans people are people.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

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"My mom scolded me for falling for such an obvious scam when I'm unemployed and will continue to be after flushing $3600 down the crapper, but Satan said it was okay"

I'm really curious what this job she thought she had in the bag is, and if she even made it to the interview stage ().

Same. She sounded so smug about it for a few days too. I hope she did get an interview, and that the interviewers are still laughing about her.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Hi I'm the girlfriend who made the Stephanie comic but my fireman boy hasn't posted it here, to which I have the honour.

Welcome to the Farms. Your comic truly encapsulates Staph's character, it should be added to the OP.

Spoiler: A few caps

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Neither because no one is saying that.

It'll be awkward when Staph joins and legitimately disabled people ask about their disability. But their grimaces and visible discomfort won't inconvenience Staph thanks to their social-emotional agnosia!

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"I mean... I'm literally in a poly relationship with him, you can read about it in my Kiwi Farms thread."

Went to heat up pizza rolls in the microwave a few too many times?

 

[Meowzers]

Hi I'm the girlfriend who made the Stephanie comic but my fireman boy hasn't posted it here, to which I have the honour.

Nice to meet you all. I finished reading the entire thread a while ago. Don't forget: trans people are people.

this is just so, so good. you really caught her likeness!
there's been quite a bit of staph fanart in this thread and i think it'd be nice to have it all in one post.

i'm just adding this because a buddy of mine lost someone close to them, and someone sent them this same exact gif, and it really bothered my friend. the sentiment is nice, but sending a virtual hug uwu gif makes the mourning seem trivial. does anyone else think this?

 

[stuffandthings]

this is just so, so good. you really caught her likeness!
there's been quite a bit of staph fanart in this thread and i think it'd be nice to have it all in one post.

i'm just adding this because a buddy of mine lost someone close to them, and someone sent them this same exact gif, and it really bothered my friend. the sentiment is nice, but sending a virtual hug uwu gif makes the mourning seem trivial. does anyone else think this?
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Yeah, the gif below is something you send when someone says they had a cruddy day at work, or they broke their cell phone. Not something you send to someone grieving the loss of another human being.

 

[Ceres]

Staph’s elaborate fantasies rival that of CWCville in how huge (and detrimental) of a role they play in her life. It’s not just that she has this alternate world she crafted—a lot of well adjusted people play immersive tabletops or video games where they can retreat into their OCs and fictional storylines for a bit, reality sucks and everyone deserves an escape—it’s how unashamed she is in broadcasting her ridiculous daydreams to the internet, and also how consumed she is with them. It makes sense that she has such little regard for her own appearance: her sexy succubus astral form is probably more real to her than the doughy egg-shaped earthly vessel she inhabits.

I think she is legitimately mentally disabled, not in the quirky, creative, autistic way she thinks, but in a intellectually delayed and emotionally immature way (aka just plain retarded). Everyone shits and farts and has their own elaborate fantasy worlds that they’d probably prefer over real life, but they don’t go spilling every gruesome and embarrassing detail to the internet like Staph does. There’s an obvious disconnect that’s keeping her from understanding that when you’re a 32 year old NEET in a fedora tweeting about astral projecting to Hell to laugh with your demon friends about US-centric politics, while being dead serious about it, people are going to make fun of you.

I adore that comic and the tidbits of Staph lore included in it. I love how accurately they captured her downsy appearance in comparison to her deluded “sexy succubus form” lmao.

 

[Wife of a Watcher]

this is just so, so good. you really caught her likeness!
there's been quite a bit of staph fanart in this thread and i think it'd be nice to have it all in one post.

I hope this isn't subtle encouragement to make more Stephanie art, because I CAN and WILL spend time on another piece and neglect more urgent studies and portfolio work.

I can't get over her misidentification of those yellow lilies.... That's surely next on my list of Staph-happenings to illustrate.


In addition, can we talk about her buying dried herbs online instead of foraging or growing them? She's made no posts on the processing of medicinal herbs which is, like, a big part of herbalism (idk what herbology is lmao). Nothing wrong with it as such, but gal-pal, you have a fucking allotment plot. Grow some notable herbs. Make your own tea blends. Sell them on Etsy or marketplace. Take cuttings and sell those too. Literally a solid side-hustle anywhere, anytime. Mx Brown, if you're reading this, do it. You'll get mad green-witch-cred for hanging them to dry in a dark corner. I swear on Azazel.

Not gonna apologize for herb-sperging - you're welcoooome.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Just looked at the OP again and it seems this idiot has no idea how the USA even works. In her "cops" rant, it seems she thought that Mike Pence was trying to establish a theocracy like in the Middle East. Obviously she hasn't heard of the 1st Amendment which also mandates the seperation of church and state.

This means that if Pence were to attempt such a thing, all of his efforts would be axed as unconstitutional due to being clearly an attempt to establish an official state religion and prohibit the practice of anything else.

Looking into her drive folder, I noticed an incantation that referenced a mass shooting and has a list of names. Assuming there are the causalties of that incident, does she even realize she just damned their souls to hell? I don't think the family members of those people would be too happy about that.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Assuming there are the causalties of that incident, does she even realize she just damned their souls to hell? I don't think the family members of those people would be too happy about that.

But like, Staph astral-projects to hell all the time! And it's like, super cool, you can have demon cat babies and talk to demons who you call Daddy and get a big tiddy succubus body and have lesbo tribby sex with demon waifus. Why wouldn't you want to go to hell? It's where all the cool kids - like Staph - hang out.

 

[Chromeo]

But like, Staph astral-projects to hell all the time! And it's like, super cool, you can have demon cat babies and talk to demons who you call Daddy and get a big tiddy succubus body and have lesbo tribby sex with demon waifus. Why wouldn't you want to go to hell? It's where all the cool kids - like Staph - hang out.

Hanging out with Steph is Hell, alright.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hi I'm the girlfriend who made the Stephanie comic but my fireman boy hasn't posted it here, to which I have the honour.

Nice to meet you all. I finished reading the entire thread a while ago. Don't forget: trans people are people.

This is art! Please make more, seriously cant stop laughing its perfect.

 

[Meowzers]

Just looked at the OP again and it seems this idiot has no idea how the USA even works. In her "cops" rant, it seems she thought that Mike Pence was trying to establish a theocracy like in the Middle East. Obviously she hasn't heard of the 1st Amendment which also mandates the seperation of church and state.

i think it's meant to be hyperbole. you get it on both sides. libtards think the government is out to turn us all into christian tradwives and LITERALLY murder gays and POCs, and the right-wing chuds think the government wants to turn us all into gay little soyboys that let their gender neutral vegan-fed children prance around in drag at abortion clinics. any logical thinking person knows that it isn't either case, it's possible for things to just be normal. but stephanie doesn't do logical thinking. she thinks in black and white. pence is an unlikeable christian bitch ass? well he CLEARLY is trying to establish a theocracy and LITERALLY kill trans queers like her. (okay maybe in pence's ideal world that would happen, but his ideal world would never actually happen because lol who ever took that guy seriously.)

 

[Charles P. Scene]

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I'm getting MATI over this. Let her in for fuck's sake, or at the very least put a basket/box with a blanket by the door where it's dry for her to sit in.

Spoiler: Staph getting into more trouble

See this thread (archive) for context.

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[Ellesse_warrior]

She cannot help herself being offensive to non-white people. She is literally talking down to Indian people about their own culture. Every time she does this I desperately want the people involved to find out about her thread and get to laugh at what a ridiculous retard Staph is.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I wonder what those people would say if they found out about her identifying as Chordeva...