"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.3%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 398 63.7%

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    625
I like the fact that Jim's opinions adapt with new information rather than him stubbornly sticking with bad takes and I will miss him when he is dead.
Is this bait? Jim is being a hard-headed Potato Negro and just doubling and tripling down on ZOG/CDC-approved nonsense. I think because of whatever illness he has, he is deep-down terrified of dying to the coof(yet still chain smokes lol). His wish-washy stance of Corona killing 5 gorillion, but at the same time, the gov't is evil and authoritarian and over-stepping their bounds was pretty incoherent. Add in him saying he's rooting for "our girl Coronachan" and I just don't even know why anyone would take this nihilistic boomer seriously.
 
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Add in him saying he's rooting for "our girl Coronachan" and I just don't even know why anyone would take this nihilistic boomer seriously.
Falling for Jim's shpiel is what gets me. Are there any Christians on the farms that regard a deathfat Canadian pothead as a religious inspiration? It's clear Jim's not actually a nihilist who thinks happenings are amazingly funny - he got super triggered by Diogenes (of all possible people to get through to him) when the latter pointed out that he was probably the cause of Terry Davis's death. His fans are like a clique of high-schools girls laughing at the popular one's joke whether or not it's actually good.
 
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I like the fact that Jim's opinions adapt with new information rather than him stubbornly sticking with bad takes and I will miss him when he is dead.
So kill yourself and you can simp for him in the afterlife. Before or after he goes probably doesn't matter too much. If you can get some of these other faggots to come with you that would be nice.
 
Is this bait? Jim is being a hard-headed Potato Negro and just doubling and tripling down on ZOG/CDC-approved nonsense. I think because of whatever illness he has, he is deep-down terrified of dying to the coof(yet still chain smokes lol). His wish-washy stance of Corona killing 5 gorillion, but at the same time, the gov't is evil and authoritarian and over-stepping their bounds was pretty incoherent. Add in him saying he's rooting for "our girl Coronachan" and I just don't even know why anyone would take this nihilistic boomer seriously.
Youre not suppose to take him seriously lol wtf Jim is known for being a complete troll.
 
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COVID is a cornucopia of reasons why we shouldn't blindly trust in authorities and how it takes at long time to piece together what is actually going on in times of Crisis and controlled information. You could take your pick from Big Pharma to Corporate Hospitals to ZPG Philanthropists to Commie Virus Labs and NWO Illuminati Lizard People and still be on point. That is the power of clown world. It's super easy to point out what's wrong but nearly impossible to figure out how to correct any of it.

Jim tries to hedge his long-term coof doom with that but it kind of falls flat when he refuses to admit any miscalculation on his end. A lot of his schtick demands that he's a little smarter and cooler than the rest but everyone makes mistakes sooner or later. His ego is showing through and he's getting really lazy asking for info from chat that he should already possess. It would probably take him a few streams to shake off the cobwebs but since he's not going to get back into it full time, it's peaceful sunset for Jim until he dies or just finds another job he can make 10-30k in 2 hours. I gotta give him credit for not falling into the temptation to become a complete hack for the superberries. Only Robo Jim can artificially extend his popularity and relevance. Pedobus delendi est.

Are you fucking retarded or something?
You need to follow up your trolling with shitposting instead of being on the defensive. It makes your initial troll look genuine. I mean this is the sperglike attention you were aiming for, correct?

Falling for Jim's shpiel is what gets me. Are there any Christians on the farms that regard a deathfat Canadian pothead as a religious inspiration? It's clear Jim's not actually a nihilist who thinks happenings are amazingly funny - he got super triggered by Diogenes (of all possible people to get through to him) when the latter pointed out that he was probably the cause of Terry Davis's death. His fans are like a clique of high-schools girls laughing at the popular one's joke whether or not it's actually good.
I don't think most people truly get what makes PPP so special. He functions as a karma check on internet personalities whose popularity-to-relevance ratio is extremely unbalanced. He's the last kind of person you'd ever expect to get any traction against Dax, or Joshua, or for that matter Metokur. He brings a certain self-aware WWE-style energy to his religious-righteous tirades with right-hand hype-man Surfer, so even when he has a take you don't agree with, the odds are you can still get a chuckle out of it. He has a knack for catching people on their blind side and it tends to get them really triggered.

Once he starts putting more money and effort into his "brand", or if he loses too much weight, or if Surfer leaves or becomes increasingly non-based, most of what has makes him effective will go away.
 
Is this bait? Jim is being a hard-headed Potato Negro and just doubling and tripling down on ZOG/CDC-approved nonsense. I think because of whatever illness he has, he is deep-down terrified of dying to the coof(yet still chain smokes lol). His wish-washy stance of Corona killing 5 gorillion, but at the same time, the gov't is evil and authoritarian and over-stepping their bounds was pretty incoherent. Add in him saying he's rooting for "our girl Coronachan" and I just don't even know why anyone would take this nihilistic boomer seriously.
Referring back to my previous post, these two are not contrary. Spouting Stormfront phrases doesn't make any sense and the data hasn't changed at all. An incredibly infectious disease like this is exceptionally dangerous. The problem is that there has been roughly zero attempt to actually manage the problem. Almost everything that has been done has been to increase state powers while prolonging the pandemic. Afghanistan is a good Zeitgeist - America could have wiped it off the map, and instead spent twenty years playing in the sand. Kabul could be a monument to the New York Fire Brigade.

Let me just get you right - the same "ZOG/CDC" of yours which allows the filthiest groups of people on the planet unfettered access to your infrastructure has finally fucked up on such a scale that it became impossible for them to ignore it is now lying about the nature of their fuck-up and we should allow foreign populations into our countries at such immense rates that our entire Western medical infrastructure now has to, effectively, contain diseases across the entire planet? Is this what you want, more Somalians?

The West had, prior to the present mass immigration, almost completely eliminated contagious diseases as a factor in our lives. This was done through hygiene and behaviour - running water, slaughterhouses, agricultural improvements, more so than simple medicine. SARS is not an indigenous disease to any Western country - infact, we do have some nasty diseases which are surprisingly local, it's just that we went through great effort to keep our living conditions clean enough to avoid Crimean Fever and several countries have outright eliminated wild diseases like rabies. Consider this - anthrax is indigenous to Europe. It's name reflects this - Anthrax is the Ancient Greek word for coal, referring to it's effects on skin, as the pathogen makes the skin resemble coal.

The United States of America actually has indigenous diseases like the Bubonic Plague - but due to your generally well-behaved (white) population, cases are extremely rare and likewise, the "unknown" Ebola-like disease which killed many of the Native Americans (yes, smallpox blankets is a myth, whatever the fuck they had was a hell of a lot worse than smallpox and had already killed most prior to European arrival) - had this not happened, it's unlikely that North America would have been fully colonised. These diseases are indigenous - they are likely lurking in your back garden, right now. But through the infrastructure of the last few hundred years, they have been managed.

This same "ZOG" which had every opportunity to control HIV but refused, despite HIV being easily contained via quarantine and criminal charges (i.e execution) for prolific cases.


I genuinely believe most of these "le Epic Nazi" sorts are either genuine retards or shills. All of our governments have failed in such a spectacular manner that revolution is inevitable, the state is so spectacularly weak that it can no longer handle the infrastructure and social fabric which eliminated almost all contagious diseases from our countries, and you're sat here gargling their ballsacks like they're some omnipotent beings. If this "ZOG" is so powerful, why bother fighting against it? It's pointless if they can convincingly fake an international disaster - might as well join the winning team, right? If they can do that, I'll trust them to enforce laws, manage economies, provide disaster relief - they must be really tough to pull something like this off!

The "ZOG" is not even remotely as powerful as you think it is - you have seemingly no idea how easy it would be to release a real disease compared to faking one, for example. Like the moon landings - the maths have been pretty much the same for the last four hundred years, and rockets are, practically speaking, just a very delicately calibrated explosion. All it would take is a specially-bred virus to cause havoc - a small team of microbiologists could easily provide such a virus, and an even smaller team of operatives could release it into say, the part of the world with the heaviest foot traffic during a time frame where such a virus would be at it's most infectious. For example, winter, during Chinese New Year, into a major train station in central China.

The "ZOG" has, through sheer incompetence and corruption, undone much of the work put into your country by prior generations - until they started shipping in these savages, Americans hadn't had to worry about many diseases for a century. Smallpox had been eradicated, your kids no longer have to worry about leprosy or measles - they had been eliminated. In measles' case, it had been reintroduced by illegal immigrants. In Jim's case, he had been infected with tuberculosis by Somalian "refugees" in Minnesota - a horrific disease which had been almost eliminated, only to be reintroduced by your incompetent leadership.

To anybody intelligent, this would be a sign that your government is incompetent, corrupt and ripe for revolution - you could, without consequence, take the law into your own hands and consider "Hey, this government, whom I pay taxes to, refuses to actually handle these nigger gangs and moral scrupulences and I am growing impatient. Why must I be subjected to these pride parades? Perhaps somebody should use that Second Amendment for it's intended purpose, to allow citizens to enforce their own laws. I am a citizen, this is my right granted by the constitution - if I were a Sherriff I could, legally, round up a posse, buy a Toyota Hilux and kill every single Crip and Blood without any moral or legal wrongdoing - then I could even be President myself!"

Instead, you will bitch about "Glow-in-the-Darks" on Kiwifarms while worshipping the state as a God.
 
This thread is funny as hell to me, you have a ton of folks that hate jim, a ton of folks that love him and a few gradients of folks that all have different levels of love and/or hate for the guy. All these people are pissed that the others aren't hating him or loving him as much as they do. Fascinating stuff really! You can enjoy the stuff he used to put out and still think he's a hypocrite. You can hate the guy/content and still find some of the shit edging on funny.
 
This thread is funny as hell to me, you have a ton of folks that hate jim, a ton of folks that love him and a few gradients of folks that all have different levels of love and/or hate for the guy. All these people are pissed that the others aren't hating him or loving him as much as they do. Fascinating stuff really! You can enjoy the stuff he used to put out and still think he's a hypocrite. You can hate the guy/content and still find some of the shit edging on funny.
TL ; DR Jim is a cable public access improv late night show, fucking calm down.
 
Am I a retard for thinking that Mersh came out on top after that exchange? To me, Jim’s lines sounded like poorly-prepared roast jokes.
Well he pulled this off better than his (((unplanned))) gayop encounter with Baked Informant.

I was starting to think that the professional comedian mike Mersh, had given carte Blanche to Jesse to write his own material.
 
Finally listened to the first 22 minutes or so of his stream and while it was nice to know he was doing at least one more video, it was also a little sad. I’d never tuned into his streams before (but enjoyed videos like the sovereign citizen, Eichenwald, etc. series and some of his contributions to lolcow drama), just heard clips linked from KF, so maybe he always sounded like he was reading from notes during streams. But that made me wince. Maybe the treatments are really affecting his memory.

I did like how he touched on the autistic hilarity of binary thinking, evident in both reactions to Covid and in reactions to his very existence. It shouldn’t be as rare as it is to hear someone point out that you can think Covid is a serious illness and still be against the authoritarian, hysterical responses from the state and individuals alike. You don’t have to pick one. Likewise, you can find Jim amusing while not giving him a penny, or think he sucks without declaring digital jihad on him and everyone who dares to like what you don’t like. But you wouldn’t know it from most of the posts here.

Having seen the clip of Mersh taking himself way too seriously, it was fun to hear Jim clown on him but would love more of the BMW backstory. Dude sounds retarded.

Ultimately, what makes lolcows most funny to me is often how they take themselves so overly seriously. And what I appreciate about other creators is when they don’t take themselves that seriously. I’ve yet to observe an autist (or a Jim hater) who doesn’t take themselves way too seriously. But it guarantees an abundance of lulz, so I’m glad they’ll never change.
 
Anyone getting upset with his takes should realize that he's first, and fore-most, a comedian. Everything comedians says should be taken with a grain of salt, despite them sometimes being on the forefront of truth-telling.

Laugh at the elites. Laugh in their smug fucking faces.
Jim isn't really funny on his own, he just reads stuff already written on this website, or lolcow, 4chan, or reddit. In his latest stream when he was making fun of Mersh it seemed like he was just reading thread names from the Mersh subreddit.

His content is not funny when it's not already written out for him, like his secret weatherman streams where he just reads superchats and says 4chan memes outloud.
Jim = Internet Friend Simulator
 
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