Careercow Jotex257 / Jotexチャンネル駅 / Jotex the Speedior - The Salty Islamic Gamer

[*Asterisk*]

My only question is what the fuck is a "Speedior"?

it's a fun story. anyway, you know the expression, "Cool as a Meteor," well that refers to a HUGE one-time influx of x-treme power, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Speedior is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, the character is referred to as a Speedior, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Meteor. Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So is he going to start making medallions and Amiibos? I need more retarded shit to spend my money on.

 

[tehfolder]

Seems like a normal kid interested in game development to me. Give him a few years and he will probably be producing much better stuff as he improves his skills.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Seems like a normal kid interested in game development to me. Give him a few years and he will probably be producing much better stuff as he improves his skills.

Hard to take that seriously when his source material is either recolors of existing characters or blatant ripoffs and his music is preexisting stuff sped up...oh wait, I meant 'remixed', as he puts it.

Here, take a moment to check out his totally orginal ideas!

Spoiler: Psh......Nothing personal, kid....

Good lord would you look at that face.

Wait a minute, that pose looks familiar...

C'mon now you can't be serious.

Oh for fucks sake he's even using the actual original Mighty No.9 model as a boss and a palette.

Oh wow, so original. Please, showcase more of your completely unique sprites.

You know what? No. Fuck you Jotex.

And to finish it all off the model he stole his 'pose' from.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Seems like a normal kid interested in game development to me. Give him a few years and he will probably be producing much better stuff as he improves his skills.

A pipeline dream for this kid, if he is stealing assets already no one will take his words for it, especially if he's trying to make a name for himself now. Stigmatism is a big thing.

 

[GRANDAD]

Hard to take that seriously when his source material is either recolors of existing characters or blatant ripoffs and his music is preexisting stuff sped up...oh wait, I meant 'remixed', as he puts it.

Here, take a moment to check out his totally orginal ideas!

Spoiler: Psh......Nothing personal, kid....

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Good lord would you look at that face.
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Wait a minute, that pose looks familiar...
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C'mon now you can't be serious.
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Oh for fucks sake he's even using the actual original Mighty No.9 model as a boss and a palette.
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Oh wow, so original. Please, showcase more of your completely unique sprites.
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You know what? No. Fuck you Jotex.

"she's duty is to snow park job" i need more of this fucker in my life. im ill and the only cure is more autism

 

[Megapiss]

Seems like a normal kid interested in game development to me. Give him a few years and he will probably be producing much better stuff as he improves his skills.

That might be true if he were 8, but he's 20.

 

[Kusottare]

That might be true if he were 8, but he's 20.

Oh for fucks sake
I just want someone who acts like a retarded kid to actually be a retarded kid for once
Why must you kill my hopes

 

[cumrobbery]

His game looks like one of those really bad Steam Greenlight trailers. All it needs are a bunch of stock Unity assets

 

[dead76]

These are the pages about Jotex that I could find:

http://pingasthelawler.deviantart.com/art/The-maturity-of-a-Sonic-Recolour-folks-557607998

The user above made a Playthrough video of his game because Jotex wants attention:

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There is a Sheeky Forums thread about him:

http://sheekyforums.com/thread/309631297/video-games/jotex-thread.html

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Aside from those, here are his accounts from other sites:

His Soundcloud account, Jotex Dostro.
His ImageShack account, Jotexon.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Seems like a normal kid interested in game development to me. Give him a few years and he will probably become a tranny and open a Patreon.

ftfy

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Such an ego... I give him 2, maybe 3 pages before he shows up here from googling himself.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I hope your body is ready

 

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I hope your body is ready

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Bet it's a better experience than Mighty No. 9 at least.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

My only question is what the fuck is a "Speedior"?

A Speeder if it was a sperg? I don't know, and I doubt he knows.

 

[WeebyAutist]

I'm digging the 'Japanese' on his stuff. It just reeks of google translate.

 

[Level20Wizard]

Are we sure this is lolcow material? This seems like some kid sperging about random sonic shit and complaining about stuf that's better than him, like every other dA Sonic Weeb.

Spoiler: Semi Off Topic

I just beat Freedom Planet, wonderful experience.

 

[Kusottare]

GET HYPE

 

[Peace and Harmony]

GET HYPE

Oh cool, post apocalyptic autism.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

GET HYPE

Something something autism, something something rip-off.

In all seriousness though, if he's expecting this will do anything past a couple downloads for morbid curiosity's sake. He's going to be sorry when he finds out that's all it's going to be downloaded for..