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I think there wasn't a khet birthday post because he probably got in trouble with his international women's day post.

It was so bad back then that he had to post a several year old photo of them because they don't have any updated photos together (likely because she has gained so much weight and he is embarrassed of her).

Yes I know she is also embarrassed of him. There is no way she couldn't be.

This is all, once again, assuming she is still around. It seems like she is but there is no way that there is love in that relationship.
 
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Mask_de_SMITH said:
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This fucking guy, lmao

Improv commentary is not improv comedy. Improv comedy actually takes a great degree of training and experience. What you do Phil is flop your arms about like a retard, rock back and forth, and make ACKACKACKing sounds. That's not comedy. It's what autistic kids do when you take away their toy train.

If you really want to get into comedy Phil, write an autobiography. Because your life is the biggest joke we as detractors ever experienced.
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Improv classes are fun as hell, any normal human being would love learning the games and the “yes, and” style that went into the old Snl skits.
He might even scout Soulmaid 3.0 in there.
LolCowCentral said:
I think there wasn't a khet birthday post because he probably got in trouble with his international women's day post.

It was so bad back then that he had to post a several year old photo of them because they don't have any updated photos together (likely because she has gained so much weight and he is embarrassed of her).

Yes I know she is also embarrassed of him. There is no way she couldn't be.

This is all, once again, assuming she is still around. It seems like she is but there is no way that there is love in that relationship.
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they’ve all gained weight in that household
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Coke Zero said:
Hit him in the legs? Even just describing an imaginary fight, dsp sounds like a massive pussy. Who tries to hit someone's legs in a fight?
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plenty of martial arts focus on legs. on the top of my head kick boxing.
Jose Cuervo said:
Phil said he could beat Mike Tyson without a hint of irony in his voice.

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phil compares his physique with tyson's age.
his slow ass thinks that tyson is walking like his fans.
sitting on my ass almost two years made me lose the ability to roam the mountains with my bike, but I still had the ability to bike for 60km in one go.
damn, I can't imagine how his body is after 40 years of sitting in a couch/chair.
 
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LDoncic4MVP said:
I checked and I don’t believe the new picture has been posted yet. Probably because of its extreme gore. NSFW, and tw for those with weak stomachs.
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Pity post confirmed. He's going to drone on and on today trying to milk the pitybux.

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Silent Bob has been tipping his $37 as far back as 2018 when he was calling himself Haywood and through 2019 when he switched monikers. Could be wrong, but I don't think it's the same person (although OIC has clearly adopted and used the name on at least one occasion).


Haywood almost sounds like a surname. Bob Haywood?
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It's the oldest joke in the book. Haywood Jablowme. edgy.
 
Jose Cuervo said:
Phil said he could beat Mike Tyson without a hint of irony in his voice.

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Oh please DSP, fight Mike Tyson. Lets see that Gouty speed against this

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LolCowCentral said:
I think there wasn't a khet birthday post because he probably got in trouble with his international women's day post.

It was so bad back then that he had to post a several year old photo of them because they don't have any updated photos together (likely because she has gained so much weight and he is embarrassed of her).

Yes I know she is also embarrassed of him. There is no way she couldn't be.

This is all, once again, assuming she is still around. It seems like she is but there is no way that there is love in that relationship.
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I wonder what she tells her coworkers when they ask what her husband does for a living. Probably tells them he's unemployed because it's less embarrassing.
 
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Coke Zero said:
Sorry I didn't realize dsp had martial arts training in this pretend scenario. In an anything goes style street fight, trying to hit at someone's legs sounds like a great way to get kicked in the face or punched in the back of the head.
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you hit someone else's leg with your foot, aim for the calves (side) and the knee.
street-fighting and even mma has moves that you dive and grab the opponent's legs to throw him down and then turn his face into a pulp.
unless there's a rule for hits bellow the belt, hitting legs is common.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I wonder what she tells her coworkers when they ask what her husband does for a living. Probably tells them he's unemployed because it's less embarrassing.
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Option 1- Tell them he streams to about 250 people who laugh at him and about 3 people who seem to have mental challenges donate money to him in order for him to be able to play a mobile gotcha game

Option 2- He is unemployed and stays at home all day due to a disability

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Iron Hamster said:
He sliced it on the food delivery bag. Also, there is no sign of blood on the band aid shot contrary to him claiming to be bleeding out.
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Regarding him claiming that he's still bleeding from his pussy ass wound, don't diabetics have problems with blood coagulation which cause them to bleed more than the average person? He could also just have hemophilia, but then again by saying this I'm making the assumption that he wasn't lying and exaggerating that deep cleaving wound which was caused by a detractor zweihänder, and that's a big assumption to make.
PutridElephant said:
Doesn't chopping veggies a week in advance cause them to go bad faster?
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Yes, some veggies you can chop a few days in advance, but you shouldn't cut them a week in advance or they go bad faster. He also admitted to washing veggies the same day as he buys them, which is similarly retarded because they spoil faster and you basically did dick anyway because veggies can get bacteria and shit on them when stored, you should only wash them before you're eating them.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
How do you cut the very tip of your thumb cutting vegetables? I can see the side, but the tip?
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I'm pretty retarded. Sliced my left index finger so bad with a fish knife I superglued it to stop the bleed. Got a nice scar. Steak is tougher than fish but fish knives are sharper, weird. Another time I was trying to BBQ skewer a coconut and skewered the same hand. All the way through. Was pretty funny. Didn't hurt, which was odd. Still don't recommend.

I've done more damage to a finger while sewing together some old socks. If that was the most interesting thing from his day off then it's no wonder his YouTube channel is dead. Looking forward to the 40 minute pre-stream play-by-play run down. What's the point of living when your life is that boring.
 
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Wow Phil you sure showed us..

Posts more on his day off to get attention and validation from randoms on the internet instead of spending time with his mom wife.

His injury wasnt real but then it was and now he has to see if it heals.

You I feel so owned I'm going to go rethink my life now...you got me phil...wow.

This is some of that elite trolling with that master level improv comedy that I expect from a path blazing streamer with a 13 year legacy.

Wow.

Edit- oh lol, that cut. Small PL to share times I too cut my finger,, the wifey got a mandolin we call it the death machine.

She kept telling me to be careful when washing it or if I ever used it and nicked the tip of her finger.

I was like silly wahmen, I wont cut myself as I cut a deep gash into the of my the tip of my finger.

At work many xacto blades met many finger tips.

Phil's injury reminded me when I was holding my cat while the wife attempted to clip his nails my hand slipped, finger went into he mouth as he bit down through the edge or my index finger.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I wonder what she tells her coworkers when they ask what her husband does for a living. Probably tells them he's unemployed because it's less embarrassing.
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“My husband? Oh… he’s… a former Navy SEAL. He was part of the bin Laden raid. He works for… the fire department now… Yeah. Pretty cool, right? He’s saved dozens of cats that were stuck in trees, and rescued even more babies from burning skyscrapers. He’s a… real human being. A real hero.”
 
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