Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
This isn't even funny anymore. If you are high risk and have comorbidities get the goddam vax. Fucking christ people are dumb.
This shit really makes me MATI. This idiot took up an icu bed, a ventilator, and hospital+manpower resources when hospitals were overtaxed and spread thin for three weeks because he was afraid of a needle. He's young, and he likely would have easily survived if he got a shot. Instead he left his family and friends heartbroken.

This guy is a selfish asshole, and the world is better off without him. Fuck 'em.
 
Can strokes cause paranoia?

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ETA: Bradley was definitely one of Jack's three ventilator friends.

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The amount of copium in the last screenshot is so sad. Dude's in an induced coma or something like that, and she's going on about how he's finally able to get healing uninterrupted sleep.
You know what's better at healing than uninterrupted sleep? Not pretending that COVID is fake and not catching it in the first place. This heartbreak she's going through could have been avoided by not pretending like you're smarter than doctors and scientists and putting some faith in them instead of absolutely surrendering to God.
 
Goddammit. Some of these LoLCows make me want to quit my job and just start streaming myself doing some shit I suck at. Cooking, gaming, drawing comics of trannies fingering stuffed animals, cunnilingus. My mind is fucking exploding over here. Everything feels futile and possible at the same time. The Kiwi is the true path to enlightenment.
 
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I wonder if this was one of his friends who caught the coof
this guy actually appeared on a few JOTG videos, the last being in 2017


from the videos it looks like he was even fatter than jack was, so no surprise covid put him 6 feet under. i'm also going to take a wild guess and say he wasn't vaccinated like all of jack's other church buddies. it really blows my mind how jack can watch 3 of his friends end up in the hospital and one eventually die from covid and still refuse to get vaccinated. and on top of that, his fat ass doesn't think he's high risk (lol) it's quite something how he hasn't gotten it yet, or maybe he did and was completely asymptomatic with his remarkable luck when it comes to dodging death

bummer though, i was really hoping it was paul
 
I believe Lou from Wing Wars also died from pneumonia. I don’t know if Lou had a Twitter or not… I know Joe Chavez does and he’s a bit of a BibleThumper. Anybody have any info on Lou’s death? Or any other recent events from the OG crew? We all know Paul is still kicking, being a PI-douche nozzle.
lou was one of those nutjob christians too. he didn't have twitter as far as i know but was active on one of those trumper social media sites like parler or gab. if i remember correctly, his death wasn't covid related. guy just got sick really bad and never recovered
 
I was wondering about the same thing. Not sure why that happens
It was mentioned in the tech issue thread. Seems to be happening globally with longer posts.
Well I think we all know what will finally be the end of Jack Scalfani. Covid-19 for sure. Should we make a new poll?
This fat fuck could have his entire family and 20 of his closest friends die and he still wouldn’t wear a mask or take the vax, because he’s an ignorant piece of shit. Masks just impede the flow of meats and cocks into his gaping maw. We can’t have any of those shenanigans in the Scalfaniverse!
 
Jack is really starting to lose it. He forgot he got jalapeños and thought his mouth was burning from onions.
1. I like how Jack passive-aggressively complains about Tammy going first but she immediately shuts him down.
2. After all these videos I still cannot get over the fact that Jack thinks it's OK to film in public spaces mumbling to himself and not give a shit about anyone who might not want this weirdo to film him.
3. Jack occasionally seems to be overwhelmed with the number of choices and toppings available to him so he relies on Tammy herding him in a couple of places.
4. I'm sure Jack thinks getting a salad is "healthier" than a burrito but it doesn't count if you load it with guac, sour cream, rice, extra dressing and three kinds of cheese.
5. After-meal review: wipe your mouth you fucking pig, Jesus.
 
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