Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :
View attachment 2504616 Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.

I really do like these pics that show normal sized bodies/heads superimposed on her lardassness.

Spoiler: Bonus: beck's 2nd chin starts behind her neck

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Becky looks like a bullfrog.

 

[peach tea]

She’s sized out of bidets. Only a power washer is gonna get the crusted shit off her massive ass.

I don’t think people realize how deep a 600lb ass crack really is. Normal sized women with big butts even have a hard time, let alone some Amber’s size. I’m sure she’s constantly filthy.

Who else thinks Amberlynn looks like a swollen Teletubby? I was watching a compilation of her just now and realized that's what she looks like. That poop bun on her head really resembles the antennas the Teletubbies have and she has the body type of one, except she's half their height.

I’ve always thought her death fat mouth makes her look like the baby from Dinosaurs.

Turbo fans are a thang. Got one at Costco 19.99. Remote control included.

Just cause I need white noise to sleep. Ain't, fluttering my junk in the wind.

Nothing to say here other than

Amber looks like the sun

I’ve always thought her head and face resemble the sun and moon emojis pretty closely. Especially when she’s being smug.

If you are able to send a Super Chat to ask 'How do you Join?' are you not already a member than therefore have already joined?

I came here to say this because I’ve been wondering for a couple weeks how that works lol but I didn’t want people to think I’m autistic for asking

No, that's a thing: Non-members only can communicate via superchat in members-only streams.

And immediately got my question answered. Thanks; Anon. I was truly a puzzle piece on that one.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Just an observational question not about fat Albert - why are there some comments I can only react to but not quote or reply to?

I've noticed this a lot lately?

 

[Poop Bun]

I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.

I am officially seconding that motion.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Just an observational question not about fat Albert - why are there some comments I can only react to but not quote or reply to?

I've noticed this a lot lately?

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I noticed this - I thought it was me because I had been told off for 'power-leveling'

 

[8008135]

Just an observational question not about fat Albert - why are there some comments I can only react to but not quote or reply to?

I've noticed this a lot lately?

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I noticed this - I thought it was me because I had been told off for 'power-leveling'

It has nothing to do with your posting. It's a current glitch in the board that's not letting everyone quote certain posts. There's a short discussion on the Technical Grievances board about it.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I am officially seconding that motion.

Considering thus far she has just been a disembodied voice shouting just out of shot can we not call her Mrs Wolowitz?

I am sure someone here can come up with a creative play on the name but it does seem fitting

I have zero time for Necky because she's a lazy, weak-willed slob who ignored a golden chance to break free from the gorl, and the simping I'm seeing for her is out of control. However, Amber is going to be fucking pissed at the relative, quick success of Becky's channel, and I'm interested to see how it plays out. I think this could be what baits Amber to try and show Wifey over the next few weeks- if Becky begins to outright pull views/subs away from Amber (although I'm not sure she is smart enough to capitalise on this), then the gorl is going to need something big to reel people back in.

I think the level of 'no fucks given' that Becky has displayed about this majorly fucked up relationship that Amber has found herself caught up in is fucking delicious.

Becky is even displaying a really positive and friendly relationship with this fucking freak that Amber has allowed into her 'home'

At this point I just have to give my opinion on Ambers new 'expensive' enviable abode:-

I am sorry but I an not enamoured with the apartment that everyone seems so jealous off -

the lay out is unbalanced at best - like an add on after thought thrown together lean to on the side of a new build - a grannie flat for the grannie you hate

The apartments seems to be built in an industrial/commercial estate on a poor side of town designed as a retirement village for the elderly family members that no one wants to be associated with

There is nothing nice about it -

It looks like government assisted sheltered accommodation built intentionally as a contractual obligation by some massive commercial urban developer to give some out of town business to mega-chain shopping/food franchisees as some capitalist quick grab - not caring that the whole place will be a financial ghost town in 20 years time

Impossible to tell the difference between the residential and to commercial properties

How Milton Keynes would have looked like if it had been built by the architect who lost the contract

 

[YEETED]

Honest question, can the butt cheeks be pulled apart to clean.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

@KiwiKunt!!

I am sorry but I an not enamoured with the apartment that everyone seems so jealous off -

the lay out is unbalanced at best - like an add on after thought thrown together lean to on the side of a new build - a grannie flat for the grannie you hate

The apartments seems to be built in an industrial/commercial estate on a poor side of town designed as a retirement village for the elderly family members that no one wants to be associated with

There is nothing nice about it -

It looks like government assisted sheltered accommodation built intentionally as a contractual obligation by some massive commercial urban developer to give some out of town business to mega-chain shopping/food franchisees as some capitalist quick grab - not caring that the whole place will be a financial ghost town in 20 years time

Impossible to tell the difference between the residential and to commercial properties

What are you even talking about? The interior is very nice. The kitchen has granite countertops and is spacious. The living room has beautiful light coming from tall windows in two walls and it has its own little private terrace. There are walk in closets. It even has its own washer and dryer in its own room because this is America and we don't wash our clothes in the fucking kitchen like medieval peasants.

The exterior and configuration is pretty much a standard template for new apartments and the complex itself offers a lot of amenities. In twenty years, the niggers and Brits will have infested it and maybe you'll find it more familiar and palatable then.

 

[dfranki723]

Without powerlevelling, that apartment is considerably nicer than any flats/houses on estates (in the UK at least) I've seen.
I gotta agree with DoucheBerry here.

I mean fuck, there are places that have a shower cubicle directly next to the bed in some apartments. Her apartment isn't mindblowingly marvellous but it's 100% above average.

Too good for that fat twat mind you. They would both be better suited to a shit infested hovel.
I suppose at least the animals have a generally nice shelter though.

 

[dontcallanyone]

Honest question, can the butt cheeks be pulled apart to clean.

With one person on each cheek…maybe

 

[Pinga]

Honest question, can the butt cheeks be pulled apart to clean.

Probably not. There'd just be another slab of fat once you pull one away. Ad infinitum. The never-ending ass.

 

[ADHD]

@KiwiKunt!!

It is not a quaint little cottage in the middle of a village in Oxfordshire sitting on the Thames estuary or a 5 story RedStone Town house in the East Village - Or a converted barn in the South of France

Well..... duh? She lives in the USA. Nothing in the USA is going to be any of those things.

Perhaps you'd like to look at places in the area she actually lives and show us an example of what you would consider "nice"?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

So from this I have worked out that Americans believe a nice house is one that is amazing to exist within, while Brits think a nice house is one that is amazing to look at.

Amber is different to both of us as she seems to have picked it based on how far she is willing to walk, the distance from the car park to the chain store.

 

[Owlflaps]

Becky:
Thumbs Up 17,000
Thumbs Down 62
Comments. 6,500

Amber:
Thumbs Up 597
Thumbs Down 2,300
Comments. 1,897

Can the Jester take the throne?

Thumbs up for the Thumb Butler!

(Don't get me wrong, tho. She's still a grifting cuck.)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So from this I have worked out that Americans believe a nice house is one that is amazing to exist within, while Brits think a nice house is one that is amazing to look at.

Amber is different to both of us as she seems to have picked it based on how far she is willing to walk, the distance from the car park to the chain store.

This is certainly nicer than council housing, although some council estates can be quite nice, but most are ghastly. I think that Americans like the clean, almost industrial look. Some of my friends would never look at anything newer than 200 years old, although they would never want to live in a chocolate box cottage.

What I find strange is not so much the interior, which is an ersatz modern construction, it is that the flats have free amenities such as a large pool and gymnasium, but she has no interest in using them. Thus, why living there instead of leasing a house with more space for the same price.

 

[ADHD]

@KiwiKunt!! While I agree with your point that no one should be bitter over Amber's apartment, you need to accept that Amber and people who live in the USA are going to compare Amber's apartment to the housing stock available in the USA. It doesn't make much sense to shit on her apartment because you think it's not as nice as what can be found in Europe, because she and many of the people who are bitter do not and will not live in Europe. For the current standard of apartments in the USA, her apartment is nice.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

With one person on each cheek…maybe

It might take more than that. Each cheek is a solid slab of fat, and there's nowhere to get a proper grip. Add the inevitably slippery effluvia that are part and parcel of the whole thing, and I don't think one person alone could tame a cheek. I think it would take at least two people per cheek and you'd probably have to get her into the reverse Trendelenburg position. Sorry for the visual.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Big Al's big ass has developed an organic pipe system. There is a funnel-like depression between her fatty asscheeks for optimal dumping. Like a fleshy poopy waterslide.

 

[8008135]

Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.

EDIT: And now that they've moved all the posts from Necky's thread, mine no longer makes sense. FFS.