DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Ever notice how Phil is always the "I'm a sensible guy, but everyone around me are a bunch of posers."

He tries to hard to be seen as the "genuine/unique" guy but in the process he just sounds like an asshole(which he is).

Phil you were the one who leased a BWM. You can't act like you are indifferent to "car culture" when you rented that car off of "'hype." You might be even worse because at least the "car culture" bros understand how to take care of their cars, you don't even know when to change the oil.

Stop with this "unique" shit you are not unique, you are the same "hype" guzzling consOOmer that craaves day one views and spends his money like it's on fire.

 

[Pargon]

The Burger King reference that didnt fit at all, somehow comparing this to gamepass cause hes still dick riding that, being completely wrong about this claiming every has had a free upgrade from ps4 to ps5 right after saying ghost of tsushima didnt do it

Adding fucking “inappropriate reference/false equivalence relating to food” to the DSBingo board.

Fuck I’m sick of that. Pick a new form of business you rancid mass.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Adding fucking “inappropriate reference/false equivalence relating to food” to the DSBingo board.

Fuck I’m sick of that. Pick a new form of business you rancid mass.

It's almost always fast food too. I guess you talk about what you know. I wish we could see his Doordash transaction history.

 

[Fapcop]

If mobile phones were as powerful and capable as consoles then you could put console games on mobile phones! Fucking genius over here.

So... Kinda like a Nintendo Switch?

Which of course begs the question: If you have to fuck around with a seperate controller, and solve the power problem by for example hooking it up to an outlet. Isn’t it basically a console?

 

[PutridElephant]

Now justifying needing Tips more than memberships. But he wants to hit the membership goal.

These are completely opposite goals.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

Big ups to the guy who recommended Dave wear a brown bag over his head.
Maybe he can wear it tonight while he gives his hor- mo-wife her birthday gift tonight.

 

[Pargon]

It's almost always fast food too. I guess you talk about what you know. I wish we could see his Doordash transaction history.

If it’s not fast food it always appears to be Eyetie food, and I make the distinction between that and actual Italian food because I don’t think Phil knows what the latter is like. It’s always pizza or fucking pasta with meatballs or some shit.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

phil doesn't understand car culture and people spending money on expensive cars.
does he understand why one of his fans donated so far the price of a new sedan to him as "tips"?

 

[Forbidden Math]

phil doesn't understand car culture and people spending money on expensive cars.

The dude bought a BMW. WTF Phil?

 

[Fapcop]

If mobile phones were as powerful and capable as consoles then you could put console games on mobile phones! Fucking genius over here.

So... Kinda like a Nintendo Switch?

Which of course begs the question: If you have to fuck around with a seperate controller, and solve the power problem by for example hooking it up to an outlet. Isn’t it basically a console?

phil doesn't understand car culture and people spending money on expensive cars.
does he understand why one of his fans donated so far the price of a new sedan to him as "tips"?

Phil doesn’t understand a lot of things.

There are a lot of things I don’t understand either. Two of them are:

Why did Phil have a Beemer if he doesn’t “understand car culture or people spending money on expensive cars.”?!

Why must Phil always inform his audience that he’ll be “using the bathroom doing the break”?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

The dude bought a BMW. WTF Phil?

leased a BMW lol

 

[FamicomGorby]

"I've only ever seen cars as tools, I never saw cars as a status symbol" - Dave

Also Dave: leased an expensive ass BMW

BMW is now memory holed or Dave will say "I JUST WANTED COMFORT", like he couldn't have done that in a more moderately priced car. Or could have just taken ubers everywhere for less given the amount he drove.

 

[Penix]

leased a BMW lol

Fleeced*

 

[Salubrious]

Do I even need to repost this?

 

[UaineRunei]

Those organic members, man... Hahahahaha

By the way, he said that "we should start deciding what's gonna be the next emote when we hit the 250 members mark".
You sound really confident to someone who just failed to get 7 new members in one day, huh?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Hey gais isnt it weird someone would actually be named Chad ack ack ack ack think about that.

Phoneysydephil or medscameinsydephikl is....something. not sure what but its something

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Do I even need to repost this?

This right here is why I am convinced he got a 1.9 GPA for the easiest business degree in college

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The horizon zero dawn rant is just, this boy has like a pinky toe grasp on reality.

The Burger King reference that didnt fit at all, somehow comparing this to gamepass cause hes still dick riding that, being completely wrong about this claiming every has had a free upgrade from ps4 to ps5 right after saying ghost of tsushima didnt do it.

Death stranding isnt doing it, yakuza 7 didn't, judgement didn't, control didnt at first but went back on it.

Amazing how he can be so wrong, so stupid but so confident in what he says

For clarity’s sake, Yakuza 7 did it (there isn’t cross-save support between PS4 and PS5, though) and only the Ultimate Edition of Control had a free PS5 upgrade.

Death Stranding is different, and considering how much content they’re adding to the Director’s Cut, I’d say 10 bucks to upgrade is fairly reasonable.

Nevertheless, this just shows Phil’s lack of research and his how hypocritical he is considering he’s got paywalls to wear ridiculous hats and vests.

 

[CT 05]

Phil you were the one who leased a BWM. You can't act like you are indifferent to "car culture" when you rented that car off of "'hype." You might be even worse because at least the "car culture" bros understand how to take care of their cars, you don't even know when to change the oil.

How dare you My guide knows exactly when to change the oil. It is as soon as Mr Heimler from Munich emails his grace and not a moment sooner

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I actually just wanted to record the final part but I noticed his strange head movements. Does he have dystonia?

Improv commentary 101:
"It's a burger."
- Phil Burnell, content creator for 13 years