DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[hundredthousand]

Look at those eerily pale noodle arms.

He looks like he is dying from some wasting disease and is on his final days.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Every time I pop in an illegal restream, Phil mentions how Psychonauts gets "low support".

Yes, we know, because it's an easy platformer and people want to see you fail repeatedly.

 

[actually]

I actually just wanted to record the final part but I noticed his strange head movements. Does he have dystonia?

Improv commentary 101:
"It's a burger."
- Phil Burnell, content creator for 13 years
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Really wild how he managed to jump from 234 memberships to 247 in two days, one of which he wasn't actually streaming. I'm sure this is 100% legitimate.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Early stream status update:

Total tips: $31

Membership: 248/260

Phil is begging for tips and members, in other words sky is blue and pig is fat

Chat......is filled with Karls again, effectively derailed the stream

Kghalion is in there to guide the pig again

SwagginZ having a hard time understanding slow streams while Snowkarl trolls on the side as usual

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I actually just wanted to record the final part but I noticed his strange head movements. Does he have dystonia?

Improv commentary 101:
"It's a burger."
- Phil Burnell, content creator for 13 years
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Bro wtf was that commentary? I can find streams with 8 people watching them to see better commentary on this game that this fat pig. And he demands money for this? Retarded

 

[hundredthousand]

Early stream status update:

Total tips: $31

Membership: 248/260

Phil is begging for tips and members, in other words sky is blue and pig is fat

Chat......is filled with Karls again, effectively derailed the stream

Kghalion is in there to guide the pig again

SwagginZ having a hard time understanding slow streams while Snowkarl trolls on the side as usual

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Always appreciate your updates. Got to say, I don't know how you can stand that font though.

 

[Fapcop]

Do I even need to repost this?

Fantastic video that shows what a dumbfuck and consoooomer Phil really is!

*Leased a BMW for three years.
*Drove it a total of 6000 miles.
*Haven’t had oil or fluids changed ever.
*Thinks buying a new car is “a better deal.”
*Used cars don’t offer the same good financing offers dood! (GEE, wonder why the new ones do? Generosity?!)
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car.
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car. Yes, you read that right!
*Drives 2000 miles a year, but “doesn’t want to get an unreliable clunker for a few thousand”.

I know some of you think that DSP is some high IQ scam artist, but nope! As you can see here the man is near retarded and every salesman’s dream.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I do hope Snowkarl's "Psychoaunts" was intentional

Thanks, aunt.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

He’d better watch what he says about some of those Big Fish once his lack of support and popularity start irritating him, too. Someone like Ninja has tons of fans but they’re mostly normies who won’t care if some nobody shit-talks him. The bigger Vtubers that I’ve seen by comparison are basically the new Asian idols, and have absolutely vicious fanbases to match. These are people whose nights are ruined if their favorite e-waifu has to cancel a stream. They also have shittons of time on their hands.

They will not be kind to Phil if he badmouths their hime-chan.

"Local gout-ridden ghoul murdered by simps after publicly stating that Gawr Gura's singing is shit."

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

You know you've been watching too long when he says something retarded and you question yourself.

I'm rather confident flapjacks and pancakes aren't the same thing. Unless it's one of those Ameretardisms where everything is a biscuit?

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Buyers market for cars

 

[Iron Hamster]

Early stream status update:

Total tips: $31

Membership: 248/260

Phil is begging for tips and members, in other words sky is blue and pig is fat

Chat......is filled with Karls again, effectively derailed the stream

Kghalion is in there to guide the pig again

SwagginZ having a hard time understanding slow streams while Snowkarl trolls on the side as usual

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I closed my eyes listening to the clip posted above and thought I was listening to 'Robots'.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Fantastic video that shows what a dumbfuck and consoooomer Phil really is!

*Leased a BMW for three years.
*Drove it a total of 6000 miles.
*Haven’t had oil or fluids changed ever.
*Thinks buying a new car is “a better deal.”
*Used cars don’t offer the same good financing offers dood! (GEE, wonder why the new ones do? Generosity?!)
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car.
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car. Yes, you read that right!
*Drives 2000 miles a year, but “doesn’t want to get an unreliable clunker for a few thousand”.

I know some of you think that DSP is some high IQ scam artist, but nope! As you can see here the man is near retarded and every salesman’s dream.

I finally found DSP's problem

extended warranty, how can i lose?

youtu.be

 

[PyroAlert]

What is with this weird Karl clone thing going on? I see there are like 10 guys in Phil’s chat with Karl shoehorned into a name. How can a single viewer dominate a chat this intensely?
As much as the government wastes my tax dollars, I would approve of Uncle Sam wasting a few million just to do some studies on Phil’s chat and fat ass whales.

 

[Fapcop]

Buyers market for cars

Guess you don’t remember the great car shortage of 98, where you couldn’t find new or used cars anywhere and people sold Yugo’s for 20-30 grand?

Technically Phil isn’t wrong. He just doesn’t realize that this is the normal state of the market. Mahture ahdult with a business degree or not!

 

[UaineRunei]

What is with this weird Karl clone thing going on? I see there are like 10 guys in Phil’s chat with Karl shoehorned into a name. How can a single viewer dominate a chat this intensely?
As much as the government wastes my tax dollars, I would approve of Uncle Sam wasting a few million just to do some studies on Phil’s chat and fat ass whales.

It's simple, because that's the only way they can have fun in his chat, since everything else is a banable offense or not fun at all.
I'm not saying that this is 'fun', though. But a cheap ass taco bell rip-off will taste delicious to someone starving.

 

[Super Dent Head]

What is with this weird Karl clone thing going on? I see there are like 10 guys in Phil’s chat with Karl shoehorned into a name. How can a single viewer dominate a chat this intensely?
As much as the government wastes my tax dollars, I would approve of Uncle Sam wasting a few million just to do some studies on Phil’s chat and fat ass whales.

When the streamer is as uncharismatic as Phil, it only takes a little bit of charisma and not being a total retard to get Phil's chat to be more interested in you and that's what Karl has managed to do. He says some funny stuff on occasion. He's still a bit of a retard but that might just be because he spends too much time near Phil and has melted his brain cells.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

You know you've been watching too long when he says something retarded and you question yourself.

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I'm rather confident flapjacks and pancakes aren't the same thing. Unless it's one of those Ameretardisms where everything is a biscuit?

Yeah sorry, in American English flapjacks and pancakes are synonymous because the English language is already a trashfire so what's one more piece of bullshit

 

[Fapcop]

What is with this weird Karl clone thing going on? I see there are like 10 guys in Phil’s chat with Karl shoehorned into a name. How can a single viewer dominate a chat this intensely?
As much as the government wastes my tax dollars, I would approve of Uncle Sam wasting a few million just to do some studies on Phil’s chat and fat ass whales.

Have you met Cato-Karl yet? Who always rambles about destroying Carthage?

No, I’m not joking!

PS: Also Phil always seem super pissed at Karl and at the verge of banning him constantly. I guess that makes it extra lulzy for his “fans”.

 

[UaineRunei]

Have you met Cato-Karl yet? Who always rambles about destroying Carthage?

No, I’m not joking!

PS: Also Phil always seem super pissed at Karl and at the verge of banning him constantly. I guess that makes it extra lulzy for his “fans”.