Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meat Target]

You know guys, you know what I’ve always wondered? Why do losers like Bob and Chris want to be ‘the Elite’?

Envy, a Revenge of the Nerds mentality, and not maturing past high school.

His delusions of grandeur and robot body fantasies are how he copes with the fact that he will always be a fat, ugly, misanthropic failure.

Edit: and being a narcissist whose whole worldview comes from vapid 80's and 90's pop culture, Blob thinks he is entitled to his sooperiyah fyootchah because he's just a temporarily-embarrassed god amongst men. The world just misunderstands and is too stupid to comprehend the genius that is Robert Chipman.

 

[Positron]

I can't see the "conflation" about what are the subject matters of the Sistine Chapel paintings, who the painter was and who paid for him, or who was the intended audience. There is simply nothing to "assume". Anyone can speculate about the "true purpose" of the paintings and how it differs from the "stated purpose", but unless one can convince others with evidence, his treasured theory is no more than a joke. Indeed I want to hear Bobby's take on the "true purpose" of the Sistine Chapel paintings because it is bound to be very funny.

More time off for Chris:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Fuck that. Let the Left be crying in impotency while everyone around them lives their best life

That is the best revenge.

And the best revenge against MovieBob is not being MovieBob

This is exactly right. Bob and Chris have these grand ideas about what they want, but they are completely incapable of achieving them because well...just look at them. They think being elites will make them happen. What they fail to realize is that elites have literal cut throat tendencies. They wouldn't last very long.

"We are elites unlike those white-trash slobbish mayo ghouls!"
>Bob lives in a basement and Chris has trash all over his living room

 

[Koby_Fish]

That is the best revenge.

And the best revenge against MovieBob is not being MovieBob

"We are elites unlike those white-trash slobbish mayo ghouls!"
>Bob lives in a basement and Chris has trash all over his living room

to chris and bob, elite isn't simply a matter of money, it's an entire mindset. They have the Correct Opinions. They are Thinkers, not Believers. They imagine themselves to be On The Right Side of History(tm). Thus, whatever higher power they aren't quite sure is there or Fate itself should reward them with the "Soopeeryah Fyootchah that I EARNED", even though the entire set of actions the both of them have taken are indistinguishable from Believers, like Catholics buying Indulgences to ensure they or their loved ones get a Get Out Of Purgatory Card (not free) and go directly to Heaven, do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars.

 

[JayHarrison]

That makes me wonder exactly how he thinks he earned a "superior future". He went to college and makes reviews of children's films online and only did that because he saw people like AVGN and Nostalgia Critic getting lots of views and angrily bloviates constantly on Twitter. Oh wow, such a national treasure, nominate this man for the Congressional Medal of Freedom already.

He hasn't earned a superior future. He hasn't even earned a succulent Chinese meal.

In my opinion, the only future Moviebob has genuinely earned invovles himself and two other objects: A strait jacket and a padded cell.

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Blob needs to keep his lies straight, if his books are so profitable he shouldn't have been ducking credit card companies last year, selling off crap on ebay or needing stimmie tendies. Unless he really is using 7 year old logic that +$0.01 over your costs = profitable, showing how little Blob values his time and work.

I actually first learned about business operations through the 1954 I Love Lucy episode "The Million Dollar Idea", in which housewife Lucy Ricardo and her landlady friend Ethel Mertz decide to go into the salad dressing business. Initially, Ethel introduces her ranch dressing to the public through a TV commercial, selling each jar for 40 cents. The dressing becomes popular. The following day, the ladies are in Lucy's kitchen prepping ingredients for Ethel's salad dressing. Ricky Ricardo (Lucy's husband) asks about what costs go into their salad dressing. After performing some quick calculations, Ricky determines that each of Ethel's 40-cent jars of dressing ends up costing 30 cents to make... for the ingredients alone. Neither Lucy nor Ether take into consideration any costs associated with supplies (jars, labels) and intangibles (advertising, shipping, insurance, et.al.), resuting in Lucy and Ethel running a zero-profit operation.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

CHRIS NEEDS ANOTHER CAST?

 

[Koby_Fish]

CHRIS NEEDS ANOTHER CAST?

it's fairly routine if surgery is involved in repair of a broken bone.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

it's fairly routine if surgery is involved in repair of a broken bone.

Did he need surgery? I must have missed that. Either way learn how to throw a proper punch next time you sperg out and punch a wall Chris.

 

[Positron]

CHRIS NEEDS ANOTHER CAST?

Why not? It's his employer's money anyway.

Did he need surgery? I must have missed that. Either way learn how to throw a proper punch next time you sperg out and punch a wall Chris.

Chris went to a wedding the next day, and there is no nails or plates shown on the X-ray, so no.

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Texan Elites threaten to move back to California and New York. If only!

If population density matters in elections, then I wish to see slums outvote gated communities.



The left is so obsessed with "Replacement" conspiracy that they apply this logic to Texas's abortion ban.


Leave Bernie alone!




I doubt context matters in the following tweets of his anyway; it's just another of his bingo-card screeds. I capped the few posts preceding his just the same.



Because Bobby doesn't dare to insult a certain religion. He has even less spine than Richard Dawkins.

Peter Coffin sends Bobby another furtive kiss-sealed letter.

I've long stop following Peter Coffin but I don't recall anything he said was remotely akin to eugenics.

Crossover with Bradley Manning:

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Synder:


It turns out to be very easy to dissolve Bobby's animosity against Synder: it just take a pair of boobs:


On Nolan, Scorsese, and touching grass:

Bobby dares not block someone with a fag flag and #BLM on his header.

What if ... Bobby shuts his fat trap up?

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Luke insists Norman Bates is not trans, but presumably Buffalo Bill is because he thinks Silence of the Lambs is "transphobic"



Bobby is puzzled why people took offense at his likening the console war to Nam. Hey it's just humor bro! His orbiters are equally puzzled.




Billie Ellish:

Bobby retweets fucktons of random remarks from randos about this film.

A bugging device that looks exactly like a USB cable.

Don't people recognize the cables they use?!

 

[Red Hood]

Did he need surgery? I must have missed that. Either way learn how to throw a proper punch next time you sperg out and punch a wall Chris.

I forgot about that, did he actually punch a wall?

DOES CHRIS CHIPMAN BEAT HIS FAMILY IN FITS OF RAGE?

Well, what do you have to say in your defense, Chris?

Your silence will only incriminate you further.

No, Mr. Chipman, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mr. Chipman, nooooooo!

Dramatization: may not have happened

 

[ditto]

@Positron why does Bob care about surveillance when he immediately retweets every asinine thought.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Not going to happen. If it was, there would have been a mass exodus of women from Ireland when it was a Catholic country.

Again, won't happen. Catholic Ireland was never a pariah state and plenty of multinational businesses worked there. There are multinationals in China, a country which is carrying out a genocide as we speak. If that doesn't get companies to pull money out of a country, do you really think a pro-life law will?

Communist Romania wasn't a religious dictatorship, though. Romania banned contraception and abortion because Ceausescu wanted more workers and peasants. The Ceausescu government persecuted the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches in Romania. It was about as far from Bob's strawman of "thunder-cowering Neanderthal brutes" as you can get.

If natural selection works, then Bob - a 40 year old virgin - definitely not on the right side of it.

For once I (sort of) agree with Bob. "Theocrats" (ie people who want a Christian society) and big corporations aren't on the same side. A "theocratic" country, whether it's run by Catholic integralists, Protestant dominionists, Islamists, or whatever, isn't going to view big foreign corporations positively and is going to support a welfare state, both of which are things big companies genuinely don't like. This is probably a powerlevel but I know some integralists through Twitter and they really don't like people like Bezos - who, if Rob's argument was true, they'd be massive fans of.

They're clearly the same thing in Bob's mind. Religious people believe - when Muslims pray, they say "There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is the Messenger of Allah", a statement of belief. At Catholic Masses, we say the Nicene Creed, which begins "I believe in one God, the Father almighty...". In Bob's mind, only atheists think. Bob, ironically for him, is using a dog whistle.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Since quoting is still being fucky wucky, in response to @glib 's detailed breakdown of Bob's autism...

I've wondered for a while if his word salad is the result of stream-of-conscious tweeting or if his first draft really is just the simple, clear sentence that he then repeatedly goes back to to add more shit on before posting.

I could easily believe either scenario: Either he's so arrogant that cutting even one pearl of wisdom is unthinkable, or he's so insecure he has to add a dozen qualifying statements to punch up his sub-zero takes.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Since quoting is still being fucky wucky, in response to @glib 's detailed breakdown of Bob's autism...

I've wondered for a while if his word salad is the result of stream-of-conscious tweeting or if his first draft really is just the simple, clear sentence that he then repeatedly goes back to to add more shit on before posting.

I could easily believe either scenario: Either he's so arrogant that cutting even one pearl of wisdom is unthinkable, or he's so insecure he has to add a dozen qualifying statements to punch up his sub-zero takes.

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Seriously, I think it's both.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

@Marshal Mannerheim said: They're clearly the same thing in Bob's mind. Religious people believe - when Muslims pray, they say "There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is the Messenger of Allah", a statement of belief. At Catholic Masses, we say the Nicene Creed, which begins "I believe in one God, the Father almighty...". In Bob's mind, only atheists think. Bob, ironically for him, is using a dog whistle.

His assertian that St. Aquinas is 'actually' a thinker is astounding, because the man himself would say that he is a man of belief, led to think because of God. Robert's flummery about it not being religious vs irreligious is pure cope.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

@Positron why does Bob care about surveillance when he immediately retweets every asinine thought.

It's not his thoughts being watched that he's worried about. It's his hard drive and phone.

 

[Adamska]

I can't see the "conflation" about what are the subject matters of the Sistine Chapel paintings, who the painter was and who paid for him, or who was the intended audience. There is simply nothing to "assume". Anyone can speculate about the "true purpose" of the paintings and how it differs from the "stated purpose", but unless one can convince others with evidence, his treasured theory is no more than a joke. Indeed I want to hear Bobby's take on the "true purpose" of the Sistine Chapel paintings because it is bound to be very funny.

More time off for Chris:
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Well lookie there, he changed it to a more normal type of cast for his "injury" after I pointed it out.

That more than anything proves to me he's ducking the FAT and his engineer work in general with a fake work comp case after doctor shopping for the right dishonest doctor. He probably faked a surgery too or will bring it up since it came up in convo earlier.

Again, I find Chris more interesting than his mentally retarded brother who can't form coherent thoughts.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I don't know why Bob would bother commenting on Aquinas, I literally don't believe Bob has even read about other people talking about Aquinas' work.

The Thinker MovieBob: Pathetic author, can't cook for shit, and is most "famous" for talking about vidya games and rambling about eugenics like a fucking psychopath.

The Believer Buzz Aldrin: Third in class at West Point, fighter pilot, MIT Doctor of Astronautic Science, second man on the moon, and the first Human to perform a religous ceremony (taking the Eucharist) in space.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Alec Guinness must have predicted the Bob Chipmans.

 

[Positron]

I literally don't believe Bob has even read about other people talking about Aquinas' work.

He probably heard the name in Catholic school, but I'll eat my socks if he could even name one of Aquinas's theological contributions.

For some reason Bobby blames the terves for Texa's abortion ban.

I don't know who is the "unhinged" one.

The abortion ban will literally be the undoing of Red States.


I don't know how policies that uplifts (whatever that verb means) niggers or genderqueers can help us save money, but then I'm not Properly Evolved.

Bobby cares about the 'right' people getting rewarded and feeling self-righteous too.

Bobby once again faults Glenn Greenwald for hanging out with CIA failboy, Tucker Carlson




Crossover with Edward Gorcenski:


To Bobby's chagrin, China's authoritarianism finds favor in Fascists.

By Bobby's logic, China's $15-20B investment to uplift the masculine is bound to save them money in the future.

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Woman disrespects streamed movies. She must be put in her place.


Star Trek.



Big, lumpy space ogre who declares himself powerful. Hey that's Bobby in Superior Future!