Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Everybody]

Maybe they inherited the bed from some grandma?
I'd lowkey want one but a few extra pillows works just as well.

 

[Ceres]

That bedding looks like it was bought second hand at a nursing home yard sale

Staph is truly the epitome of a satanic punk anarchist witch, even if she dresses like someone’s middle aged downsy aunt she already has all of her labels and identities pinned to her fedora.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Staph: "My activism is mostly casting spells to help the marginalized."
Staph: "Here's a scribble for alleviating stress! My work here is done."

 

[Synthesizer Patel]

Staph stop appropriating women’s issues because you’re not a woman remember?
And AFAIK her weird vagina/uterus makes her barren so she really has no right to speak about it.

Yeah, women are going to be forced to travel or do unsafe home abortions or be forced to have children they don’t want, but the *important* thing is we call the ones affected “womb bearers” and not women.

Maybe it's her way of saying "I get to talk about this issue with insight" without admitting she's a woman? Though you're right, I (somehow) forgot about her totally real intersex condition that makes her a verified unfemale.

The "inclusive language" insistance is ridiculous anyway, because reducing people to their genitals/babymaking ability is a slap in the face for everyone involved. For women, it's prioritising their uteruses and potential foetuses above anything else, much like how an anti-abortion bill is argued to do. For trans men/whoever it's reminding them that they have female genitalia and are defined by that. For trans women I guess it's explicitly reminding them that they're not "real" women?

It seems like the kind of thing to say that's going to upset (or ~trigger~) everyone, but instead it's touted as not only good, but the most important part of discussing reproductive rights. I know that saying it's stupid is nothing new, but... fuck, it's so stupid.

Good thing that Steph doubles down on it, given that she knows better than the people she's fighting for.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Staph forgets that she already made hay from her hysterectomy.

No uterus, no opinion.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Tbh that just seems really disrespectful. Offering something you were going to flush down the toilet with the rest of your waste?

Some old Dungeon Keeper quotes relevent to this:
"Your offering has made the gods angry!"
"The gods have punished your unworthy offering!"

Seriously, if these gods were in anyway real, she would be legit cursed as punishment for her insulting offerings.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Some old Dungeon Keeper quotes relevent to this:
"Your offering has made the gods angry!"
"The gods have punished your unworthy offering!"

Seriously, if these gods were in anyway real, she would be legit cursed as punishment for her insulting offerings.

You mean she isn't cursed?

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

She thinks she's going to punch a cop.

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Speaking of cops, I wonder what the stories are behind these events:

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Shame the cops have become the new men in white coats.

 

[Miss Misery]

She keeps managing to outdo herself in stupidity. To be fair though that Hindu is wrong. Trannies are not and have not been treated with respect in India, nor have they been treated with respect anywhere else aside from the contemporary West. Two-spiritism MIGHT be a partial exception but there's so much Magic Native bullshit tainting history I have no idea.

Two spirit is pan-Indian bullshit that retards without tribal connections cling to so they can feel better about themselves and sound woke. Two spirit is NOT a thing across all tribal cultures and even in the ones that accepted the general concept (and created the "two spirit" term I AM LOOKING AT YOU, OJIBWE) they had separate words to indicate a man who wants to dress/function as a woman and a woman who wants to dress/function as a man. And once you became one of those people? A trans woman would not have been permitted to marry a cis woman and a trans man would not have been permitted to marry a cis man. So AGPs can still GTFO.

Also @JaneThough, whom I can't quote properly...

Sorry to get feministy but fucking hell. We’re fighting for years for our reproductive rights that certain men want to strip from us, and now men who want to wear dresses and take our spaces want to decide when and where we can discuss it and in what context because they’re women now too and somehow get a bigger say. And then we’ve got our own Uncle Toms like Staph who are so turned on by the small birb she’ll sell out her whole gender.

Gorl don't you dare apologize for getting feministy. This is KF's Beauty Parlor, home of the terfiest TERFs to ever terf (or so I've heard...)

I wonder what happens if you stick a coathanger up a neovag?

 

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Spoiler: C*m

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You really got him.

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Staph, 32 is still young, no need to settle into it like you're already dying.

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[forgotten corn]

staph saying she feels morally obligated to help people is so laughable. this bitch lives for nobody but herself. she cant even pretend to care about her own sick mother, how are we supposed to believe she’s a bleeding heart activist who just has to put others over herself?

 

[Meowzers]

i know magic and demons don't real but i'm sure those muslim refugees would loooove to know she's sending a demon to give them well wishes.

oh wait, i misread that. she didn't send a demon after them because she muh spoonz.
the audacity of this bitch i swear to fucking god. "wish i could help more " fuck. OFF.
and "my neurodivergence makes me do this!" so being a good person is an autism thing now? (i know staph is not a good person but she thinks she is, just roll with me here,)

and lol wanting to bitch about her ex. which ex? MJ? or is it josie? iirc they just had a falling out because josie was hypersexual due to CSA. what is there to bitch about that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

i know magic and demons don't real but i'm sure those muslim refugees would loooove to know she's sending a demon to give them well wishes.

That would be the kind of hilariously out of touch thing she would do. Imagine being a Muslim who's had your whole livelihood destroyed, and then you read that some crazy bitch cast a spell to get the enemy of God to "help" your people out.

Edit: Missing a word.

 

[Everybody]

and lol wanting to bitch about her ex. which ex? MJ? or is it josie? iirc they just had a falling out because josie was hypersexual due to CSA. what is there to bitch about that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

I'm also curious about who she considers to be her ex, I'm sure she has mentioned it at some point because she can't keep anything to herself.

Reading her feed like this makes me exhausted, how can you live in perpetual response to online bickering and respond to every issue out there? Bitch go outside, get some sunlight.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Can't quote the posts from the last dump so bear with me here, I'll try to make sense.

Why on earth is "queerplatonic" a thing to these people? They have to put a stupid fucking label on everything, it used to just be "having gay friends" and if you aren't fucking them then it doesn't make you "queer" by association. I don't think anyone has unironically thought the gay is contagious since like 1985.

Anyone who sincerely expects everyone to awkwardly butcher the English language trying to remember to replace every pronoun with "fae" or some other random Scrabble tile vomit is just an unbelievably silly cunt. This is shit 3 year olds do, if they go through a phase where they want to be referred to only as "Batman" or whatever the fuck and absolutely flip their shit if you call them by their name or try to get them to take off the costume. The genderspecials doing this are literally retarded to toddler level. Every time I see some human skidmark expect to be called "fae", "xyr" etc I get the strong urge to give them a swirlie and duct tape them to a fence. 70s style, from when "bullying" meant something besides being a drama whore on the internet. I'm starting to think some people actually need ass beatings here and there to keep the retardation in check.

I don't know why "neopronouns" annoy me so much, it's just the nerve of giant petulant children expecting anyone to indulge their nonsense. Being polite to trannies to keep the peace by trying not to "sir" them is one thing, they/them is pushing it and I can only do it if you're pretty damned androgynous, but point to your pin and tell me to call you "bunself" and you are getting laughed at and subsequently ignored.

Lmao at Staph calling Josie her "ex" ... it was a fucked up tranny she talked to online for a week because he was trying to find a place to stay, and he dipped when she got too creepy even for him. You can't call him an "ex" when you literally never met the guy. While I hate to give Staph any credit, it was probably a good call to keep her fucking mouth shut about her fake tranny "ex" around the conservative old guys who just want to have a bitch session. I imagine her parents get her to keep her yap shut and not embarrass them around certain people by "coming out" as a ghost fucking tranny chaser hellgender during a completely unrelated conversation. I choose to believe they make her behave by bribing her with slices of ham.

Oh, and you can't have multiple sexualities. That is retarded.

 

[forgotten corn]

and lol wanting to bitch about her ex. which ex? MJ? or is it josie? iirc they just had a falling out because josie was hypersexual due to CSA. what is there to bitch about that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

it’s josie, i dont have it on hand but she tweeted the other day something along the lines of “oh, you guys dont know about josie? dont ask about josie.” i have no idea why shes suddenly pushing that it was such a terrible and traumatic relationship but as usual it’s probably to get oppression points for being an ~abuse survivor~ or some shit.

 

[unidentified code]

Spreading donation links is mundane to her now? Hello?

 

[Ceres]

Spreading donation links is mundane to her now? Hello?

That would be a hell of a lot more useful than edgy Twitter spells and trying to virtue signal by speaking over POC regarding their own cultures. She doesn’t even have to donate, just share the gofundme pages, link BLM in her profile,it’s that easy. Her platform isn’t huge, but at least she could honestly say she’s making the most of her white privilege to help.

Her hubris and ego is what really gets me. She made a Facebook public page with an official sounding title, so she totally runs a legit and operative non-profit. She had a degree practically handed to her, so she has the same credentials as a licensed social worker despite never being licensed and not practicing in the field for almost a fucking decade. She fingerpaints shitty phrases and pictures on scraps of cloth and lists them for sale as “punk” patches, so she is just as much of a successful small business owner as an Etsy with 20,000 sales and a 4.8 rating. She engages in the most unhelpful form of slacktivism and identifies as a xe/xyr agender feminfernal catkin, so she’s a badass trans activist that faces life threatening danger every day and is number one on every transphobic nazi watch list but she bravely persists because “I’m never giving up on this movement, not until I die.”

Steph. Come on. You’ve put practically zero effort into any of these titles or occupations you constantly whip out as a trump card. A chiropractor isn’t a bone specialist just because they attended a weekend seminar, just the same as joining an MLM doesn’t make you a CEO of your own company. You have to do more than the bare minimum with these things to earn bragging rights. If you genuinely don’t have the mental or physical energy to meaningfully work towards these goals—guess what, that’s totally okay! Just stop PRETENDING! If you just embraced the fact that you’re a self serving, narcissistic blob and quit larping as the best and bravest ally and activist, I can almost guarantee you’d be marginally happier. You contribute NOTHING of value to these movements—absolutely nothing. The only thing you succeed in doing is pissing people off with your ill informed and misguided attempts to be “woke”, which always results in you having a meltdown. I would say these movements would be better off without you, but your platform is so small it’s like a mosquito on an elephant: the only party that’s going to get hurt is you.

At least a chiropractor or MLM hun is more successful and less of an embarrassment to their family than she is.

 

[Synthesizer Patel]

it’s josie, i dont have it on hand but she tweeted the other day something along the lines of “oh, you guys dont know about josie? dont ask about josie.” i have no idea why shes suddenly pushing that it was such a terrible and traumatic relationship but as usual it’s probably to get oppression points for being an ~abuse survivor~ or some shit.

Either that or she starts referring to Josie as an "emotionally abusive ex" to further elbow her way into abuse discussions.

She's too predictable.

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Staph, people saying "please, for the love of god, shut up about your vagina and stop trying to elbow your way into intersex spaces" doesn't mean they're confused about your body. I know it sounds kind of similar, but if you listen really closely to what people are saying, you might be able to spot the difference.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

You mean she isn't cursed?

She might be to be all honest.

If she is reading this thread still, here some advice on how to do a decent blood sacrifice. Suck it up, grab the sacrifical dagger, and actually shed some of your blood. And don't just nick yourself, actually slice deep enough to leave a scar behind. Those gods of yours want your flesh to be mortified.

That would be the kind of hilariously out of touch thing she would do. Imagine being a Muslim who's had your whole livelihood destroyed, and then you read that some crazy bitch cast a spell to get the enemy of God to "help" your people out.

Edit: Missing a word.

Oh, that would be really unfortunate. Considering the fact that their religion demands that they bring the scimitar down upon all who practice that heresy. And unlike the Jews and Christians, the Muslims are very likely to support that type of action.