DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EmpGulcasa]

just saw this gem

I love this video but I'm not sure what it has to do with DSP.

 

[Poo Twister]

I don't actually think Phil is gay, just morbidly asexual. Watching a lot of old Pandalee stuff and he doesn't hit a lot of the gay bells. There was one video of them two in a hotel room and Pandalee is literally bent over and presenting herself to him and he just dismisses the situation. If Phil was a repressed homo then he would be making much more of an effort to over sexualize things.

 

[metis]

I agree with the asexual rumor. But I also believe if he was forced into a room and forced to choose between John or Kat at gunpoint, John would be the obvious choice he would make.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

I'm looking forward to his playthrough on the next FF7 remake chapter. Pigroach squirmed like crazy whenever Tifa was on-screen.

Pretty sure there was a hilarious rant-segment about waifus and how pointless they are where his eyes slid straight onto Tifa's ass for the last bit of it, if I can find it I'll drop a link.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And he was so proud of it just before he put it on for the very first time, strongly hinting at the fact that it's his favorite hat and Khet *thumbs the door* agrees with him! Amazing how the Hate Army Hauptsturmführer hat went through the same arc as the platinum vest. And they're such a great combo when paired up, that gay space nazi look encapsulates what a clown he is.

Tonight it shall be deemed the Lag Bison hat.

 

[der rademacher]

Quick update of the end of stream:

Total tip: $191

WTF?! Was that before or after his Sturmführer hat scam? Ah, forget it, doesn't matter... these idiots will continue to shower him with money even if he'd put them on a pillory and fuck them in the arse live on camera. Which he probably dreams of every night.

 

[Iron Father]

Fantastic video that shows what a dumbfuck and consoooomer Phil really is!

*Leased a BMW for three years.
*Drove it a total of 6000 miles.
*Haven’t had oil or fluids changed ever.
*Thinks buying a new car is “a better deal.”
*Used cars don’t offer the same good financing offers dood! (GEE, wonder why the new ones do? Generosity?!)
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car.
*Thinks he builds “equity” in a new car. Yes, you read that right!
*Drives 2000 miles a year, but “doesn’t want to get an unreliable clunker for a few thousand”.

I know some of you think that DSP is some high IQ scam artist, but nope! As you can see here the man is near retarded and every salesman’s dream.

LATE AF BUT...

If leasing a luxury BMW only to drive it 6000 miles isn't the definition of treating a car like a status symbol, I don't know what is.

DSP's entire life is about wasting money on status symbol shit. Overly expensive "beastmode" PCs that he'll never get return investment on, cars he doesn't even drive or check the oil of, big expensive statues of things he has no interest in (but made sure to display for clout?), blu ray sets of things he doesn't give a fuck about, brand new consoles he can barely figure out how to use, huge "houses" for a bachelor with a live-in maid, avoiding all the cheapest stores he could save money at because he might get killed in the parking lot, wasting money on holidays only to stay in the hotel room because he gets the illusion of being out in the world...

It's all about the Mature Adult™ façade.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Well if he hits 100 bucks in SF tonight then all you hate army members know what not to vote for.

Stupid pig always manages to have at least one item in his polls that he hates even though he purchased everything and made all of the rules up by himself.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If you aren't just LARPing as an accountant, then I have honest advice for you, stop following the vortex and focus on your CPA exams or other accreditations. Orbiting PPB is bad for your brain, IMO, and I found my 10 key skills diminished after orbiting the sad sack.

I know I should avoid him and focus on the CPA exam but there are so many AUD MCQ's that I can do in a row before I need to laugh at a retard and this is how I do it. Plus I have a couple accounting buddies as well who I may have pushed down this rabbit hole who message me from time to time asking if he is serious with his advice

 

[Hogan of the South]

“Oh no! It’s Gojitanks!”
Proceeds to cry and lobby quit

lol

 

[FunkyFlashman]

Full clown mode tonight, lots of random smoothbrains in chat superchatting inane questions. I'm also suspicious of this influx of members, since he's gained about 14 or so in the last 5 days and we all know this dude doesn't have "natural growth". Unless these furries are holding meetings to recruit for Dear Führer.

 

[tzgnilki]

Well if he hits 100 bucks in SF tonight then all you hate army members know what not to vote for.

Stupid pig always manages to have at least one item in his polls that he hates even though he purchased everything and made all of the rules up by himself.

he already said the anti jew hat is the only one available, no voting tonight cause he wants to LARP as hitler

 

[marlintan]

I know I should avoid him and focus on the CPA exam but there are so many AUD MCQ's that I can do in a row before I need to laugh at a retard and this is how I do it. Plus I have a couple accounting buddies as well who I may have pushed down this rabbit hole who message me from time to time asking if he is serious with his advice

AUD & REG are the real motherfuckers. BEC & FAR are piss easy, good luck mate, don't let the vortex suck you in like it did me, you fairly new, just don't get into his tax speculation, that's when you're me, and you're too far gone to be saved homeslice.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

AUD & REG are the real motherfuckers. BEC & FAR are piss easy, good luck mate, don't let the vortex suck you in like it did me, you fairly new, just don't get into his tax speculation, that's when you're me, and you're too far gone to be saved homeslice.

Oh man, I am an actual tax accountant with AUD and REG still left to pass

 

[Iron Father]

There are tits on screen and he's looking away. He is a literal faggot.

Maybe tits trigger him because Kat doesn't have any (as Tevin once said; "they're there...somewhere") and he has C-cups?

 

[50 bit bitch]

Man who had to post his paper-cut on instagram for pity points definitely got the vaccine and just never complained about it, sound good?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well if he hits 100 bucks in SF tonight then all you hate army members know what not to vote for.

Stupid pig always manages to have at least one item in his polls that he hates even though he purchased everything and made all of the rules up by himself.

Don't worry, those simp bucks that he could have gotten will have gone to someone else.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I know I am late but I found the Mike Tyson response to DSP saying he could beat him up

 

[Agent Proper]

A little heads up, I am taking a break from things for about a week, I'll check in here for some laughs and updates but they will be few and far between, I have found that over the years you just have to step away and enjoy the good shit life has to offer. If you need me for anything, you know how to find me. Big ups to all of you I'll see you later. Cheers.

 

[Iron Father]

Here you go.
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Boy he has the strangest gait ever. Is it just me or does he walk like he's constipated? Also again, is it just me, or do his arms/hands dangle behind his body like a fucking ape? Why are his jeans so humungous on him while his t-shirt is simultaneously tiny?

He's a freak.