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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Bubble Ba'ath said:
20 copies of the new movie sold. There will be a half off dvd special running through September 13th. Now is YOUR CHANCE to collect these EXTREMELY VALUABLE COLLECTIBLES!
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With that code ('WOGGLEBUGFAN' for those interested), the DVD is $5 with free shipping. The shipping alone eats about $3.50 of that, leaving $1.50. Now factor in the cost of making the dvd, the packaging, the case (I assume the DVD comes in a case) and it's even less.
 
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On that scale of production, and deducing from the dedication to product value show-cased in the videos, it is probably a Walmart DVD-R with the case and DVD marked with sloppy sharpie doodlies. That would still cost $0.995 per DVD according to the Walmart store, plus wear and tear on the sharpie.
 
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In case anyone wants to make an informed decision about making a purchase, here's what you'll get. The water dmg is from cleansing upon receiving.


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ZingingCutie43 said:
In case anyone wants to make an informed decision about making a purchase, here's what you'll get. The water dmg is from cleansing upon receiving.
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Wow, that box cover is bad. What's even the title? Because it looks like it's "Wogglebug School House" or, based on the disc, just "School House". And she wasn't even arsed to cut the image to fit properly.
Is the image on the disc printed or it's one of those?
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Wow, that box cover is bad. What's even the title? Because it looks like it's "Wogglebug School House" or, based on the disc, just "School House". And she wasn't even arsed to cut the image to fit properly.
Is the image on the disc printed or it's one of those?
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The title is The Incredible Tale of Mr Wogglebug, but it kinda washed off after the cleansing. Though, the School House jumps out more.

Yes, its one of those apply a sticker to a DVD things. Im guessing the cover was just printed on computer paper from what i remember, I'd check, but I put it away, for now, to continue decontaminating.
 
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ZingingCutie43 said:
Yes, its one of those apply a sticker to a DVD things. Im guessing the cover was just printed on computer paper from what i remember,
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Yes, it looks like printed on a cheap printer on economical mode.

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I'd check, but I put it away, for now, to continue decontaminating.
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I hope she didn't do anything... inappropriate with it before sending it that warrants decontamination? :)
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
She has already doxed herself inadvertently by applying for a patent for Wogglebug Love Productions under her legal name.
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She's also doxed herself by making her address the "headquarters of wogglebug love productions on Google." My point was real kiwis don't hide lolcow dox.
 
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Trombonista said:
You know what I want to hear the Wogglebug say now?

"Greetings! I am the Wogglebug, and this is Jackass!"
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We will know Bam Margera has truly hit rock bottom when his poorly animated persona, voiced by himself and trying to get back at the rest of the Jackass guys for making the new movie without him, is featured on the WoggleBug Love channel in one of the most unexpected lolcow crossovers of all time.

His boneless freakishly animated avatar can do all kinds of stunts Real Bam could never even have dreamed of, after all. Clipping through trees, teleporting in random directions. Limbs dislocating and flopping between T-poses. Just amazing.

The Wogglebug will titter gleefully at these antics of course.
 
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Deadpool said:
She's also doxed herself by making her address the "headquarters of wogglebug love productions on Google." My point was real kiwis don't hide lolcow dox.
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I always got the impression it was more a "ehh, who cares?" matter rather than being a deep secret.
 
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