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[Fucking YTs]

"Political Humor"

Ok, I found the humor, it was in the comments:

lol

 

[Secret Messages]

"Political Humor"
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Ok, I found the humor, it was in the comments:
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sometimes I wonder if redditors are actually posting from another dimension where what they’re saying is true. That’s the only way I can rationalize it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It seems in the anime landscape, most of the posters on Reddit seemed to have issue with My Hero Academia fans complaining about Momo’s outfit being censored in the mobile game ad, yet it still showing in the game itself:



Reddit users actually criticized the real fans of MHA, and claimed that people thinking Momo’s outfit was being censored in the ad was just horny children:



Overall, they need to leave Momo alone. It was bad enough they tried to claim that Mineta at one point was not even male and identified with the LGBTQ+ community, when he literally just looks like a grape.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"Political Humor"
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The Leftist cries out in pain as he strikes you.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

"Political Humor"
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Imagine unironically typing this shit out after eighteen months of left-wing governments being the ones to strip everyone of their freedoms over a cold and stating that only those who get the jab will get them back, and then gravedancing over any unvaxxed person potentially dying.

 

[Shaka Brah]

sometimes I wonder if redditors are actually posting from another dimension where what they’re saying is true. That’s the only way I can rationalize it.

I sometimes wish I lived in the universe they live in, so they could actually be oppressed by the state like everyone wishes they were.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

The reddit IPO is happening in the next few months. Good chance to short the shit out of that worthless company.

Oooh, I hadn't thought of that. I was wondering if there was a way to tank the IPO, maybe through simply amplifying all the bad scandals within the company. Many investors won't touch a company that has a very open reputation for hiring pedos. Drag their parent company (Conde Nast) into it.

But your idea is much better.

Either way, I think the IPO represents a great opportunity to do some real fucking damage to demonic bastards.

 

[Lemmingwise]

@ghost of pinochet

I’ll bet my left nut they will have another ‘variant‘ before 2022 midterms and probably another in 2024.

They already have one in brazil and pfizer is now developing a twice a day pill to deal with it to take on top of your boostershot. Probably an off brand ivermetecin. And with higher price tag.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

3. Most serious birth defects don't actually show up on ultrasound or amniotic fluid testing until about 3 to 5 months into the pregnancy. This can happen with genuinely wanted pregnancies.

I, too, long for commercially available and practical eugenics.

Edit: No, I'm not joking.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I, too, long for commercially available and practical eugenics.

For more information, please consult the entirety of:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tard-baby-general-includes-brain-dead-kids.36867/

For every high functioning downie you see, there are dozens of cases of 300 lb violent tards, or brain dead kids who need 24/7 care. Taking care of one isn't easy. And many who carry these kids to term simply give them up to foster care or kill themselves. There are many deeply disabled children being shuffled through the foster care system, they're up for adoption right now.

 

[Banditotron]

I thought you guys were pro-eugenics. Right wing beliefs on abortion make no sense. Why do you want sloppy, penniless degenerates to have more children? Waaaaaah but the baby! A fetus can't suffer. It has no sense of self or memories or sentience. Unlike a 5 year old they let old men fondle for crack money, or whatever the fuck. I'm literally pro-abortion. It's the ethical way to prevent more suffering. Unwanted babies bring more poverty, more crime, more child abuse, more welfare--out of your tax dollars. It's unethical to force any of this, but encouragement? Hell yeah. You guys are working against your own goals.

What the fuck

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

I thought you guys were pro-eugenics. Right wing beliefs on abortion make no sense. Why do you want sloppy, penniless degenerates to have more children? Waaaaaah but the baby! A fetus can't suffer. It has no sense of self or memories or sentience. Unlike a 5 year old they let old men fondle for crack money, or whatever the fuck. I'm literally pro-abortion. It's the ethical way to prevent more suffering. Unwanted babies bring more poverty, more crime, more child abuse, more welfare--out of your tax dollars. It's unethical to force any of this, but encouragement? Hell yeah. You guys are working against your own goals.

There are two things you will never understand.

1. The belief in the soul compels some people to action on behalf of the innocent
2. How to use a condom

 

[Dyn]

2. How to use a condom

1. Tear the side of the package open
2. Remove the condom from the packaging
3. Ensure that the reservoir tip is facing out
4. Throw that shit right in the trash because condoms are uncomfortable and weird

 

[DavidS877]

1. Tear the side of the package open
2. Remove the condom from the packaging
3. Ensure that the reservoir tip is facing out
4. Throw that shit right in the trash because condoms are uncomfortable and weird

You know what they call the guy who trusts the women when she says she's on birth control? Child support.

 

[The stinky skink]

A lot of posts since I was read up on this. Can I get a TLDR, what was the resolution? What led to NNN getting b& and have they Jannied the Jannies yet. How many mods got sacked?

Reddit admins banned NNN on the basis of it interfering in "brigading"...other communities. Not anything that they actually SAID on the subreddit. Most redditors think it's a canard of a reason because many reddit communities brigade other communities. In short, Spez...the top dog of reddit gave the censorious mods blue balls, but ultimately whacked their feminine penises off to satisfaction.

The other mods who thought that perhaps they could risk becoming erect because reddit was finally going to stand up to the powermods got their flaccid pee pees whacked yet again.

None of the mods involved in planning the manipulation of reddit have been shit canned as far as we know.

 

[Dyn]

You know what they call the guy who trusts the women when she says she's on birth control? Child support.

No that's what they call the guy stupid enough to tell women his real name.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

4. Throw that shit right in the trash because condoms are uncomfortable and weird

If you don't want to wear it on your dick you can just staple it to the inside of her, duh.

 

[Dyn]

If you don't want to wear it on your dick you can just staple it to the inside of her, duh.

Why? Just tell her you've had a vasectomy.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Why? Just tell her you've had a vasectomy.

Only my waifu may come in contact with my semen

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Reddit admins banned NNN on the basis of it interfering in "brigading"...other communities. Not anything that they actually SAID on the subreddit. Most redditors think it's a canard of a reason because many reddit communities brigade other communities. In short, Spez...the top dog of reddit gave the censorious mods blue balls, but ultimately whacked their feminine penises off to satisfaction.

The other mods who thought that perhaps they could risk becoming erect because reddit was finally going to stand up to the powermods got their flaccid pee pees whacked yet again.

None of the mods involved in planning the manipulation of reddit have been shit canned as far as we know.

Bless you good summary chad