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[Marshal Mannerheim]

> we'll be lucky if these clowns don't try to reinstate the Spanish Inquisition

You say that like that'd be a bad thing.

 

[Angry Hobo]

At least we will finally be able to expect one. First time for everything.

 

[JimmyNugget]

> we'll be lucky if these clowns don't try to reinstate the Spanish Inquisition

You say that like that'd be a bad thing.

If the Spanish papists come knocking at my door they aren’t going to get an easy convert.
Thirty years war part two: Teaching Rome Another Lesson.

 

[Large]

@ghost of pinochet


They already have one in brazil and pfizer is now developing a twice a day pill to deal with it to take on top of your boostershot. Probably an off brand ivermetecin. And with higher price tag.

Looked it up and apparently it's going to be a protease inhibitor pill, so not ivermectin (which belongs to the avermectin class of drugs).

 

[Blasterman]

1. Tear the side of the package open
2. Remove the condom from the packaging
3. Ensure that the reservoir tip is facing out
4. Throw that shit right in the trash because condoms are uncomfortable and weird

Bareback sex is special, save it for marriage.

 

[Dyn]

Bareback sex is special, save it for marriage.

Make me.

 

[Justtocheck]

Only my waifu may come in contact with my semen
View attachment 2511557

I was eating. Spoiler that shit. Eeew.

 

[Willie Thrills]

Make me.

With glue or staples?

 

[2138_1255]

Everything that's happening re: "Freeze Peach" on Reddit now must be filtered through the sieve of (1) their upcoming IPO and (2) the moves of (factions like these), Mr. 'Spez' may not last long after the IPO.
https://reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie

 

[Fucking YTs]

Everything that's happening re: "Freeze Peach" on Reddit now must be filtered through the sieve of (1) their upcoming IPO and (2) the moves of (factions like these), Mr. 'Spez' may not last long after the IPO.
https://reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie

My predictions after the IPO:

• All 'edgy' content purged (obviously already happening)
• Removing access to third-party apps like Apollo on iOS or Sync on Android so all ads can be controlled via the official app
• Full Porn purge
• Removal of spez
• Decline into irrelevance
• Site sells for $50 to digg

Reddit just doesn't have the hook for investors. "Wait, my company/content/actor, etc can be downvoted???"

 

[JimmyNugget]

Lol, I actually got perma'd for simply stating that powermods whining to shut down subs they don't like and holding hobby subs as political hostage is disgusting and sets horrible precedent.
When I told them I had broken absolutely no rules they said "we ban you anyway, go away" and then muted me like a child. Literally assmad jannies who will perma you on first infraction for actually calling them out on their shit.

Can't wait for r/conservative to go down because r/pokemongo and r/facepalm go dark in "muh protest".

 

[I Exist]

Just fucking shut down Reddit at this point, dear God.
It's so bad there I can't even laugh at how stupid people are anymore.

 

[DavidS877]

Reddit just doesn't have the hook for investors. "Wait, my company/content/actor, etc can be downvoted???"

The first thing will be to 'fix' that so paid content no longer needs to be marked and it will look like you can downvote it but it won't do anything.

I'm guessing it may be subtle, paid PR people will be able to go into subreddits and mark specific organic posts to be mostly upvoted or mostly downvoted.

 

[Danny T.]

Lol, I actually got perma'd for simply stating that powermods whining to shut down subs they don't like and holding hobby subs as political hostage is disgusting and sets horrible precedent.
When I told them I had broken absolutely no rules they said "we ban you anyway, go away" and then muted me like a child. Literally assmad jannies who will perma you on first infraction for actually calling them out on their shit.

Can't wait for r/conservative to go down because r/pokemongo and r/facepalm go dark in "muh protest".

lmao one time i got IP banned for saying "reddit is for faggots"
the funniest part? it was in DM's with a trusted person. in other words, Reddit is automatically banning strings of words like with no report needed

 

[JimmyNugget]

lmao one time i got IP banned for saying "reddit is for faggots"
the funniest part? it was in DM's with a trusted person. in other words, Reddit is automatically banning strings of words like with no report needed

There is a system for banning the faggot word. I just can't believe I got perma'd in an unrelated hobby sub for saying powermods are bad.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

The first thing will be to 'fix' that so paid content no longer needs to be marked and it will look like you can downvote it but it won't do anything.

I'm guessing it may be subtle, paid PR people will be able to go into subreddits and mark specific organic posts to be mostly upvoted or mostly downvoted.

Something like this is already happening if you are a downie who browses reddit without an adblocker, you'll have actual adverts mixed in with the posts, giving the impression that it's a popular topic mixed in with the posts. The only difference of course is that you can't comment on said advert.

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[SneedEyeMitch]

> we'll be lucky if these clowns don't try to reinstate the Spanish Inquisition

You say that like that'd be a bad thing.

Jokes on him, he'll never expect the Mexican inquisition coming to America

 

[Fougaro]

The only thing that is sadder than being a j*nny for Ethan Ralph is being a j*nny on r*ddit.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Most fat people and people who use certain drugs do not have periods.

Then they don't get pregnant, like by definition

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

lmao one time i got IP banned for saying "reddit is for faggots"
the funniest part? it was in DM's with a trusted person. in other words, Reddit is automatically banning strings of words like with no report needed

Not only that but if you pm someone Bardfinn's dox they will ban your account instantly.