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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Why doesn't he just make Derich a mod? Sure, he's retarded, but he's also more trustworthy than anyone else would be.
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Derich can only fix his attention span on Phil for short periods of time which would make him a bad mod. Derich is preoccupied with....other things. Dennis Miller had a quote that fits the kid.

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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Why doesn't he just make Derich a mod? Sure, he's retarded, but he's also more trustworthy than anyone else would be.
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I suspect this is Phil trying to press Derich to at least pay up and become a member. It was less of an issue on Twitch because he was always first on the list for gifted subs and nobody could duplicate his name anyway, but Phil knows Derich is working now. I think he's actually passive aggressively trying to push him towards coughing up money to avoid frustration and to maintain Phil's attention.

It was similar to why he didn't make Derich a Twitch VIP. Phil won't give anything for free, and he probably thinks Derich needs to learn that now that he has an income.
We can make OiC a mod as an April Fool's joke (which I assume is still going...?), but god forbid Phil help a diehard fan.

Or maybe he just doesn't want the nonexistant mod Discord spammed with porn links. That also makes sense.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil banned a Derich account that asked him how many cities he could name in California. Phil announced the real Derich wouldn't ask him a stupid question like that.

Surprise. It was the real Derich. He apparently tweeted Phil to tell him he was banned.
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That is hilarious! Not only does Derich only ask stupid questions he does it like 12 FUCKING TIME IN A ROW.
 
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To quote Surley Muppet about his Niece.

I am going to go out on a big limb here and say his Niece has full entitlement to the full inheritance.

Phil's 10 year plan or whatever number he told his mother and lied about confirmed to her that she couldn't trust Phil. At least in my eyes.

She paid Phil's back taxes IIRC or something along those lines. If he promised to get a job.

He lied and I guarantee his Mother took note of that which in turn led to her saying Fuck Phil he's no longer entitled in my inheritance.

Seriously, when's the last time they called him or he called them?

Last time Phil mentioned his parents was when they were "dying". Other than that we haven't heard a peep about them.

They definitely cut him off.

I'll bet my left foot on it.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
To quote Surley Muppet about his Niece.

I am going to go out on a big limb here and say his Niece has full entitlement to the full inheritance.

Phil's 10 year plan or whatever number he told his mother and lied about confirmed to her that she couldn't trust Phil. At least in my eyes.

She paid Phil's back taxes IIRC or something along those lines. If he promised to get a job.

He lied and I guarantee his Mother took note of that which in turn led to her saying Fuck Phil he's no longer entitled in my inheritance.

Seriously, when's the last time they called him or he called them?

Last time Phil mentioned his parents was when they were "dying". Other than that we haven't heard a peep about them.

They definitely cut him off.

I'll bet my left foot on it.
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Phil's whole life has been a case study on what happens to a man who always has other people protect him from responsibility and consequences.
That's not going to stop any time soon.
 
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Tbh that whole rant about his family was very random, I dunno what set it off or why, he says he wont say shit because people take it out of context yet he's muddling his age and relatives. I'm guessing all adult females are wives and mothers, maybe thats why tits disgust him, I mean no one wants to see their mothers tits unless they are Chris...

I really think he is breaking down, he's mentally decaying before our eyes as much as he is physically.
 
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FaXmachine said:
I really think he is breaking down, he's mentally decaying before our eyes
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I don't think it's anything so dramatic. He's just so paranoid and juggling so many lies that he tries to rewrite, obfuscate, and anonymize everything he says on the fly. And he's just too low-IQ and gin-pickled to pull it off smoothly.
 
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FaXmachine said:
Tbh that whole rant about his family was very random, I dunno what set it off or why, he says he wont say shit because people take it out of context yet he's muddling his age and relatives. I'm guessing all adult females are wives and mothers, maybe thats why tits disgust him, I mean no one wants to see their mothers tits unless they are Chris...

I really think he is breaking down, he's mentally decaying before our eyes as much as he is physically.
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Phil went right into his weird-ass cousin story right after someone suggested Tijuana as a flight sim destination. Like it’s been buried deep in his head, and Tijuana was the trigger that dredged it up. Also, doesn’t everyone have either a Tijuana murder story, or at least a Tijuana donkey show story?
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil banned a Derich account that asked him how many cities he could name in California. Phil announced the real Derich wouldn't ask him a stupid question like that.

Surprise. It was the real Derich. He apparently tweeted Phil to tell him he was banned.
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that's the funniest fucking thing i've heard in weeks. mans like a fucking cartoon. god it's the best
 
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arrivefriday said:

Derich would definitely not ask random shit like that, right guys?

Bonus points to DSP for even when it's a minor mistake like this to just deflect and not take responsibility.
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Well Derich "Coomfucius" Ip usually asks age-old deep existential questions such as "What was for dinner?" and "What's your favorite Pokemon?" so I can't blame Phil for thinking it was a fake Derich after being asked a STOOPID question such as "How many cities in Cali can you name?"
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil banned a Derich account that asked him how many cities he could name in California. Phil announced the real Derich wouldn't ask him a stupid question like that.

Surprise. It was the real Derich. He apparently tweeted Phil to tell him he was banned.
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getting harder to tell who the real wheelchair is in the relationship
 
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