Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,634 74.4%

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She isn't going to be just alone, but alone and poor. She wasted the opportunity to make a lot of money.

Her channel is dying and I don't think she will ever get it back to the way it was. She blew every dime she made on junk. She was lucky enough to find a job that paid well with little to no effort. If she isn't pulling the big bucks nobody will be able to tolerate her and they sure won't support her. The few friends she had only put up with her because she paid for everything.

Amber is going to die the same way she was born into this world. In a single wide trailer living off welfare.

Short of another health crisis or dying suddenly in the middle of a livestream, I've already accepted that Amber isn't going down that easily. She fatly glides on by because feeders and retards throw money at her to supply her her lazy ass lifestyle. It would bring me utter, vindictive joy to see her legs getting swept out under her and watching her channel plummet, but I think her downfall is going to happen far more slowly.

Her YouTube popularity isn't going to last forever, and I think somewhere in that fat-impacted brain, she realizes that. She has no idea how to invest. She's a fat, squealing toddler that lives for the now, because that's all she has. The fatter she gets, the more she can't do things, the less energy she has. And she'll be a cunt faced liar the entire way, insisting that's she's somehow better when we all know it's the opposite.

She needs to start taking drugs once she's going down. I would love to see a meth riddled Amber living her true trailer trash fantasy. If she manages to snag another partner, that person is going to gleefully walk out with her pension / YouTube checks.

She’ll never be without money. I’m sure she’s many feeder fans who’d want to donate large sum of money. For sure. Onlyfans is also an option. And she’ll def do it. Everything for orange chicken.

Her only engagement is YouTube and I think she prefers it that way. She's a lazy piece of shit that coasts on the bare minimum amount of work.

Besides, if Amber can't post simple ten minute vlogs and can't be assed to act engaged in her livestreams for 2 hours out of the week, what are the chances she'd actually make feeder videos on OnlyFans?
 
I miss when we would just laugh at Amber pointing her grubby toddler hands at random things in stores. Those were the good times *sigh*

Amber has no joy left in her life. She has no real friends, no family, no love life. Everyone on the internet hates her. She doesn’t even like YouTube and complains that she has to work 2 hours a week. She hates her followers, even the supportive ones. The only thing that brings her a shred of momentary happiness is eating.

Amber needs therapy, drugs, or Jesus. Maybe all three.
 
She isn't going to be just alone, but alone and poor. She wasted the opportunity to make a lot of money.

Her channel is dying and I don't think she will ever get it back to the way it was. She blew every dime she made on junk. She was lucky enough to find a job that paid well with little to no effort. If she isn't pulling the big bucks nobody will be able to tolerate her and they sure won't support her. The few friends she had only put up with her because she paid for everything.

Amber is going to die the same way she was born into this world. In a single wide trailer living off welfare.

No, her channel isn’t declining. And it hasn’t been for a couple years. We’ve been over this again and again lol and there’s always someone who doesn’t seem to be seeing the same numbers as me when they look at her views.

She’s been consistently getting over 100k on her streams, plus memberships and retard super chats. People can say they’re small dollar all they want, it still adds up to more than some people make in a week even without Adsense or memberships. She might be getting fucked by taxes and YouTube taking their cut, but she still makes more than a big percentage of people her age.

There’s a video from 2 months ago with 60k and her views were lower at the time, but they’ve been way up since the breakup. You could have said her channel was in a slight decline a few months ago, but she’s back again and she always will be back eventually no matter how many times her popularity drops. Because, say it with me: her audience is full of retards who are easily trolled.

For example, anyone who thinks her lying about the scooter story wasn’t to rile people up is truly low IQ. But people ate that shit up. It works every time. It’s so obvious that she contradicts herself to trigger her audience and people still don’t get it. She does the same thing when she “shades” Becky. She’s been acting like a lying cunt and her views are up because she knows that’s what people want to see. She’s not a pathological liar, she’s a troll. Amber is gonna do fine for a long time.
 
She didn't lie about the scooter thing to rile people up. She is a pathological liar. She lied because that is what she does, and she did it immediately. There was no thought involved in her denial.

Edit to add another thought: I wonder if people would be willing to do an old fashioned (kind of) shunning of her. What would happen if haydur nation showed up to the chat, but didn't say jack shit to her, forcing her to come up with something to talk about. The ambabies would still give her superchats and kiss her rather ample ass, but those are really fucking boring. As someone put it in the comments of one of her lives, her channel runs on haterade. What are the odds that the non-ambabies just held their tongues - or fingers, in this case - and didn't say anything at all to either Big Al or Becky. What are the odds of haydur nation being able to shut up for one stream?
 
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Fatty is a liar not a master strategist,you’re giving her waaay too much credit. She’s a fat smooth-brain, when she has tried to troll in the past it was painfully obvious, also she was embarrassed so she lied cause boon was there,,amber lies when confronted with an embarrassing truth.
 
She didn't lie about the scooter thing to rile people up. She is a pathological liar. She lied because that is what she does, and she did it immediately. There was no thought involved in her denial.

Edit to add another thought: I wonder if people would be willing to do an old fashioned (kind of) shunning of her. What would happen if haydur nation showed up to the chat, but didn't say jack shit to her, forcing her to come up with something to talk about. The ambabies would still give her superchats and kiss her rather ample ass, but those are really fucking boring. As someone put it in the comments of one of her lives, her channel runs on haterade. What are the odds that the non-ambabies just held their tongues - or fingers, in this case - and didn't say anything at all to either Big Al or Becky. What are the odds of haydur nation being able to shut up for one stream?

0%. The chances are 0% and that’s where Amber’s success comes from:
 
Fatty is a liar not a master strategist,you’re giving her waaay too much credit. She’s a fat smooth-brain, when she has tried to troll in the past it was painfully obvious, also she was embarrassed so she lied cause boon was there,,amber lies when confronted with an embarrassing truth.
And she’s “admitted” to trolling in the past because she was allegedly trying to get money from it, it came off as extremely flat and as way to excuse her past behavior. Amber is also a terrible liar, if she was diabolical as some people claim wouldn’t you think she would make sure she was convincing?
 
And she’s “admitted” to trolling in the past because she was allegedly trying to get money from it, it came off as extremely flat and as way to excuse her past behavior. Amber is also a terrible liar, if she was diabolical as some people claim wouldn’t you think she would make sure she was convincing?

Nobody is saying Amber is diabolical. The Target scooter story is one of the most well known stories Amber had ever told and Amber knows it. She uploaded it. She didn’t forget that she told that story. For her to immediately say “never happened” as soon as someone brought it up, that was trolling. Literally anyone can go back in her videos and watch her saying it and even if they couldn’t, it’s been reuploaded in multiple compilations with just about every other dumb ass thing Amber has ever said.

Why say that it never happened when the footage of Amber saying it out of her own downturned mouth is on her channel for anyone to go watch OTHER than trolling? You guys act like her doing shit to piss people off is like her doing advanced calculus or something. It’s pretty easy to see that people get riled up and hurl super chats and comments her way when she lies because people love to “call her out” (she doesn’t give a fuck). Super chats are money in her pocket. Engagement is money in her pocket. It’s not rocket science.

I think the problem here and on her channel is that everyone thinks she’s more dumb than she actually is, and a lot of that is trolling too. Like Amber, a person who grew up in the United States, didn’t know who Lincoln was. Come the fuck on.

I can believe that she plays her YouTube audience like a guitar, but this many farmers falling for her shit is sorry.
 
If she was purposely lying to “troll”, why does she suck at lying so much?
You can't tell when a good liar lies, but Amber is on another planet. She will lie on the most ridiculous subject, then double down. One of the most famous examples was putting a hair conditioner on her face. She could just have said "my bad, I made a mistake", and leave it at it. No one would have remembered. Instead, she said that she was told to do this by a cosmetology friend of hers. Amber's universe is filled with such porkies. The reason she contradicts herself is that she does not remember what lies she said previously.
 
The reason she contradicts herself is that she does not remember what lies she said previously.
Absolutely. What a tangled web we weave when we attempt to deceive.

A lie you have to remember forever because it's a lie. Tell the truth and forget about it immediately.

She's not capable of remembering all the lies she has told or defending them. Hence, her double-down everytime she's confronted on the oh so many.

Very sad. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
 
That comment said something about her yelling at Becky to get her another scooter. Amber will say she never said something if one word is wrong, she is probably saying it didn't happen because in her mind she didn't yell at Becky she asked her very nicely to get her another scooter.

That hair conditioner story lol. Funny how she always has a friend that works in a certain profession to back up the story when she does or says something stupid, but we never hear of these so-called friends before or after.
 
That comment said something about her yelling at Becky to get her another scooter. Amber will say she never said something if one word is wrong, she is probably saying it didn't happen because in her mind she didn't yell at Becky she asked her very nicely to get her another scooter.

That hair conditioner story lol. Funny how she always has a friend that works in a certain profession to back up the story when she does or says something stupid, but we never hear of these so-called friends before or after.

If I remember correctly, she said she texted Becky to get her a scooter because Becky ran to the bathroom and asked a passing clerk too?
 
Amber was in special ed lmao she aint fucking Keyser Soze.
Y’all are cherry picking my comment. Nobody ever said Amber is an evil super genius. Lying isn’t hard and neither is trolling. Trisha Paytas is one of the most retarded people alive right now and she’s made a 12 or 13 year career out of the same shit Amber does. Nobody ever said they were good at it either. I already said this so I don’t know why I’m repeating myself. Y’all are the ones making simple contradictions out to be 5D chess.
 
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