Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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I was curious enough to read the "fat doctor" series of posts. I'm assuming he got his doctorate in one of his five daily boxes of cereal, because it's absolute idiocy.



Ignoring the absurd strawman he puts forwards, his arguments can be boiled down to "but there are things that are worse for you than being fat" as if that makes a difference. Yes, being set on fire tends to be fatal, but the results aren't as immediate as being shot. I don't see the relevance.

My favorite point of his is that exercising and restricting your diet is a conspiracy from gyms and dieting programs, as if there aren't any corporations that have a vested interest in you literally consuming their products. Namely, around five or six corporations that already own half of the things on the market in its entirety, not counting just foodstuffs.

He also touts "correlation does not mean causation." Technically true, but medical studies seldom witness direct causes because you cannot monitor an individual constantly to see the direct consequences of their diet, just the results. Yes, guns don't kill people, only bullets do, but you sort of need one for the other to happen.

In short, cope more, fatty.

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Lou could've just linked to this thread. This thread has all the important information that one needs to know about Lou.

I know it's a silly thing to point out, but Castlevania's genre is "Metroidvania." It's sort of hard to forget that if you actually liked Castlevania.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Lou could've just linked to this thread. This thread has all the important information that one needs to know about Lou.

At least he finally admitted he writes fiction about kiwifarms.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Someone supposedly made Lou a new reddit account, supposedly commenting on his beard, height and possibly some kind of slur that Lou is interpreting as horny. Not even bothering with screenshots anymore unless someone here points them out and he decides to go through the effort of making one up because they can't garner sympathy likes for them anymore.

Ace on Twitter: "hey, to the person that's reading my tweets and sign…

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It's Sportsball season so Lou is pretending to like Pennsylvania again because nobody is sure at this point if he likes the state, just the west half, just Pittsburgh, or none of it.

Ace on Twitter: "seriously!? if there's no targetting then how could …

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Ace on Twitter: "hey @937theFan thanks for allowing @Pitt_FB audio st…

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Ace on Twitter: "I changed my mind… https://t.co/BOuFLRfxeX… "

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Ace on Twitter: "#pennstvswisconsin… "

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Lou attempts to worm their way back into somebody's life through an indirect method, presumably because they're blocked and trying to make themselves look good through faux empathy.

Ace on Twitter: "I know Rabbie and I had a falling out and understand…

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Edit to remove multiplied images, my internet has been real shit.

 

[Loona]

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Lou could've just linked to this thread. This thread has all the important information that one needs to know about Lou.

>Favorite foods: Spaghetti, Tacos, Chicken Nuggets
This dude is thirty-seven and has the palate of a six-year-old. If you asked his nephew that question he'd probably have the exact same answers.

Anyway, here are some journals from FurAffinity that I think haven't been posted yet.

[The one that's still in Attachments is the oldest of the three. For some reason it refuses to go in the actual post because KF is acting kinda weird for me right now]

 

[Next Task]

Either way, he's sold new electronics for the exact price he bought it for, and occasionally for higher.

Important to note that he's put items up for sale at that price, not that he's necessarily sold them. Considering the fact he was charging used items (even if they remained in their packaging) at full price and putting highly restrictive circumstances on how someone could actually get the product they were paying for, I think he didn't sell any of them.

I don't believe that any of them sold. I don't believe Lou particularly wanted to sell any of them either, because it might be the tenth tablet in a pile of fifteen but it's his tenth tablet in a pile of fifteen. He just always needs more money for his new shiny, and sometimes gets so desperate that he'll offer up a previous device - but not so desperate that he'll think for a second that he should drop the price even if it's as new. Hell, there were a couple of times when he was trying to sell actually used electronics and he'd put in the message itself both his asking price and the price he wouldn't go below.

Lou lies about everything, is a hoarder with a shopping addiction, and is of subpar intelligence. He is fat, none of us would have sex with him, and it's unlikely any of us would even bother to poke him even in as pathetic a fashion as signing up reddit accounts with insults at him. Lou needs to remember that the vast percentage of people who hate him have nothing to do with the Farms, that he was toxic as fuck in any group he joined long before he got all smug and mouthy at us, spawning this thread, and that even if we didn't exist he'd still have alienated everyone but the most bottom-of-the-barrel shitlords who can't afford to reject even someone who insults them regularly.

tl;dr: Everybody Loves Raymond, but Everybody Hates Lou.

 

[Immortal Technique]

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

When will Lou be creative and make a true and honest fursona that reflects accurately his nature. A type of vermin/ parasite like a leach or cockroach. These generic don't reflect who he is.

I'm sure that his doctor is going to change his stance on Lou needing bariatric surgery because some fat retard on Twitter spewed some pseudo-scientific drivel.

I keep telling you folks, Lou is not a cockroach, roaches can be useful and are hardy as hell. Lou is not a leech, leeches have genuine medical benefits and are fascinating creatures. Lou is not a parasite, as many forms of parasite actually end up being symbiotic with their hosts.

Lou is a Virus. Practically mindless, acting on pure impulse alone, creates absolutely no benefit beyond the community knowledge of learning how to avoid him and being the subject of study for a few autists, exists purely to engage in entirely selfish actions driven by impulse that result in a bunch of damage being done to everybody he interacts with and then he fucking dies unceremoniously.

 

[Lubby Smith]

https://archive.md/imPyR

 

[PBJ Sucks]

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Funny that this delicate flower would want either. Sounds like a distinctly male fantasy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Important to note that he's put items up for sale at that price, not that he's necessarily sold them. Considering the fact he was charging used items (even if they remained in their packaging) at full price and putting highly restrictive circumstances on how someone could actually get the product they were paying for, I think he didn't sell any of them.

I don't believe that any of them sold. I don't believe Lou particularly wanted to sell any of them either, because it might be the tenth tablet in a pile of fifteen but it's his tenth tablet in a pile of fifteen. He just always needs more money for his new shiny, and sometimes gets so desperate that he'll offer up a previous device - but not so desperate that he'll think for a second that he should drop the price even if it's as new. Hell, there were a couple of times when he was trying to sell actually used electronics and he'd put in the message itself both his asking price and the price he wouldn't go below.

You're right: this is an important thing to remember.

Lou "selling electronics" is a lot like an unemployed-by-choice person "applying to jobs." The forms do get filled out, enough for proof (for Mama Gags?) but that's it.

Unrealistically high price, photos of the item on a filthy mattress and a paragraph about how he won't ship or meet you anywhere. That's "see, Mom, I listed it."

 

[Spoonomancer]

Re: Lou no longer posting sign up screen caps

This is likely due to the fact time and time again Lou pulling this is not only a grift attempt, but also a bad one at that as Lou screenshots these emails an hour after getting these emails which makes it seem a bit more suspicious considering how easy it theoretically should be to set up an email filter that automatically deletes any email from noreply@reddit.com

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou creates another thread to clear things up about things that nobody asked for, calling his town a nothing town despite not only technically being a part of Pittsburgh (Lou's Bio has previously stated they've lived in Pittsburgh instead of Greensburg to compensate for the shame of living somewhere rural. It's not there anymore though) but also surrounded by job opportunities, like at that walmart, that previously mentioned library or a dollar general literally a short walk away.

Ace on Twitter: "as well as a cell phone and the electric bill. but t…

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Lou made sure to thank for people though. They remembered that empathetic human beings do that sort of thing after seeing somebody else do it.

Ace on Twitter: "Youre too cute to not be an influence.… "

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Ace on Twitter: "So many things that i want to say but cant. So many …

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Ace on Twitter: "i want to expand on this a little bit. thank you to …

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Lou also claims that when he can buy the new chromebook he'll have 4 devices total. An S6 Lite that he said that he sold previously, an iPad Pro, a Chromebook despite already owning two (one working one broken), and an iPhone because I guess they've given up on the whole 'CSAM on-device scanning is bad' thing or figured out it's pretty difficult to grift for expensive smartphones

Ace on Twitter: "sorry for the thread folx. friends have told me that…

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[JaneThough]

Funny that this delicate flower would want either. Sounds like a distinctly male fantasy.

As a legit woman, can confirm. Balls are not any woman's fantasy.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"I'll have 4 devices total" he says, like any normal person doesn't consider that wild overkill. He really just doesn't get it, the knucklehead.

Lou attempts to worm their way back into somebody's life through an indirect method, presumably because they're blocked and trying to make themselves look good through faux empathy

He's trying to indirectly suck up to Rabbie/Marissa, the one who was just recently mentioned here during the little SarBear spergout; Marissa who, mind you, unfriended/blocked Lou for being wildly antisemitic and a religion faker when she herself bases a big part of her own grift around pretending to be Jewish.
My guess is that he's mostly doing it to try and look good for the SarBear person.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

As a legit woman, can confirm. Balls are not any woman's fantasy.

As another legit woman, I concur.



How does he not realize how entitled he sounds? Omg his mom may ask for financial contribution if I get disability! Disability isn't intended for your toys Lou. Supposing for a second that they don't feed you (we'll get to that in a second) and the cellphone plan isn't theirs they literally provide every other living expense. Room. Water. Electricity. Trash/recycling pickup. Heat. Wifi. Cable. These things cost money, Lou. Who pays for it? Who lets you use it? Your parents give you most if not all of these things. If you got disability, it is for the purpose of paying these bills because you are unable to earn the money yourself to pay them. The government wants you to give it to your parents as your portion of the bills. If you didn't want to, you could work out taking over enough bills to take a reasonable sum off them, but realistically they already have the accounts. You talk to them and ask to see the bill breakdown and use the disability to pay your part.

Repeat, disability is intended to pay living expenses. Not to get toys or another device. Tbh this is probably another reason nobody would give it to you. You don't need it. Your parents provide all these things regardless. That disability could be going to a transwoman in real need you know. Why do you want transwomen to die on the streets for a lack of shelter and heat, Lou?

As for food. How do you pay to feed yourself with zero help when the amount you've 'saved' for a chromebook keeps going up? You must be literally starving. How much weight have you lost? None? Must be getting way more money than you are letting on or fetting food from elsewhere. Your parents' pantry for example.

Another question, who paid for your bedroom remodel?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Lou is back on Mastodon trying to expand his grifting reach again, although as usual he’s getting no interactions of any sort, despite claiming people are giving him money to seem more honest. https://chitter.xyz/@ace


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HE WON’T EVER BEG FOR ELECTRONICS EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS YINZ GUISE

https://archive.ph/wip/QH65O

Lou also claims he intends to be on Mastodon more, probably because he’s hoping people won’t recognize him as much there and it will give him an easy grift farm until people get wise.


https://archive.ph/wip/MYFU1

Still trying to grift to replace the computer, I wouldn’t be surprised if he smacked it with a hammer just to have an excuse to get another new shiny. Still no engagements of any sort. He’s also deleting old beg posts, and I’m pretty sure this is because he’s trying to hide how constantly he begs.


https://archive.ph/wip/9Veah

He’s trying really hard to seem approachable, claiming he’s started what I can only assume is yet another hyper gender swap TF fetish collection of barely-legible paragraphs. “All by hand Because my computer is broken.” And there it is, he can’t go a single post without trying to grift or at the very least try to get people to pay any attention to him so he can hook them in to the grift. Lou conveniently forgets to mention that only a single computer is broken, and that on Twitter he’s shown numerous fully functioning devices just as useful for writing.


https://archive.ph/wip/hmk2L


You have a PC, Lou. You have several in fact. You’ve shown them to everybody on Twitter. Claiming you can’t use them because of your beetus eyes, despite them clearly being set up and seeing continuous use. Still no engagement at all, which I find very amusing.


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I need to save that "I'm never grifting for electronics again" quote in the OP.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"Sorry for asking for a lot, but having a PC is important. This will be the last one for a bit."
-Louis Gagliardi, asking for his fifteenth computer in a year

 

[Spunt]

Note the phrase "get out of my house and get an apartment".

He's not talking about things we have said about him. He's talking about the things his mom has said to his face. She's sick of the sight of him. Remember when some ween contacted Mama Gags on Facebook and she said she didn't care about him and thought he was going to hell? Looks like that hasn't changed.

Lou I know you are reading this thread. Your mom is right. You don't live in a "small town" and there are plenty of entry level jobs you could do. Diabetes is not a disability if you manage it even slightly. You have now revealed that you don't even bother to check your own blood sugar. I don't feel sorry for you. Your mom doesn't feel sorry for you. The only person who feels sorry for you is so insane that they think they have videogame characters in their head and not even you can play along with that bullshit.

Your depression is a direct result of your laziness and entitlement. You can fix those things literally today. It's up to you. It's not like we haven't given you good advice over the years, but your head is too far up your ass to take it. We don't owe you this advice. And it makes no difference to us whether you take it.

But I can tell you this - by carrying on being a fat, lazy, selfish entitled liar you give us what we want. You give us entertainment. That's all you've become - a fat clown for the internet to laugh at. And because you seem to have no interest in improving yourself, you will make all us Nazi TERF Kiwis very happy.

Keep it up, fatty.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

@BananaSlamma your post
"i don't get my food paid for"

i don't get my sloppy joe's and steak-umms paid for

FTFY, Louie.

Also, out of all of his BS, I have no doubt that Lou has never been forced to pay the fucking electric bill. What's the actual incentive for him to bother doing that? He knows that his mother will inevitably pay for that, since, you know, if neither of them don't, they will have their power shut off, which, weirdly enough, affects all of them (and, obviously, income from scrounged up donations from dumbasses is not exactly the most sustainable way to pay regular monthly bills, so even if he somehow paid a bill on his own once, a majority of that came from Mama Gags anyway).

Oh, and how dare they politely ask Louie to give a half (!!) of his fraudulent and supposedly in the future disabilty money to them. It's almost like disability payments are meant to cover, I dunno, LIVING HOUSEHOLD EXPENSES.

I am shocked that Mama Gags has not kicked him out yet at this rate. She read his internet drivel in the past. I can't wait for the day when she finds out that Lou claims he has custody of Sped Nephew.