Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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It’s only the start of September and he’s already drooling over Christmas dinners. Fucking glutton.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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Instead of doing something like Peking duck or some European recipe, I bet he's just going to make it up as he goes like the brisket. I checked the youtube search option for his channel and there's no duck videos, this will be his first. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Dondeld Dock]

It’s only the start of September and he’s already drooling over Christmas dinners. Fucking glutton.

Jack's already infatuated over the thought of burying his mouth in pig's ass

 

[TurdFondler]

Bacon wrapped brisket stuffed slow smoked pellet grill butter basted hot sauce glazed duck

 

[StraightShooter2]

Bacon wrapped brisket stuffed slow smoked pellet grill butter basted hot sauce glazed duck

Sounds like basically the ingredients of his "garbage stew". (Though he forgot to mix the beer with leftover salsa and cajun seasoning).

 

[captkrisma]

God please do a roast duck recipe. Jack's gonna learn firsthand that hot duck fat on skin is...unpleasant.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

Makes one wonder about Jr's childhood. Show us on the doll where daddy touched you.

 

[StraightShooter2]

 

[James done did it]

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Horrifying. The midi music really ties it all together.

For anyone who doesn't know, with pulled pork, you're supposed to gather the dripping from the pork itself, and use that as the sauce. Yeah, you can use BBQ but it should be more of an au jus you pour on it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

ust to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

Of course she's basic. C'mon she married a white trash family and she's from Hicksville TN, what else did you expect?

Her weight gain is one part them not knowing how to cook and not only living with Mushbrain's family but getting their leftovers as well. Jr is able to keep some of it off because he likes to pretend he lives a the gym when he's not cleaning out the bathroom and stocking shelves at 7/11. So I'm betting that whatever culinary abominations Mushbrain makes he's sharing some with Jr and Jr.

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

While I'd love to see that, there's no way he's going to be able to debone a duck and chicken to stuff inside a turkey even if he had the use of both hands.

But it would be hilarious to see him try.

 

[desudesu]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

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Don't forget the cheap Chinese crap he's got like those smokeless electric grills and microwave bacon makers.

Mushbrain has no business telling others to get rid of their shit.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

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You think this is the neighbor that mows his grass with a mask? Jack is the neighborhood Karen.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

There is a turducken video, but it's just jack with a more experienced cook showing him how to do it. We could get some side by side comparisons if he does that.

Edit: Forgot to add the video.

 

[Aaway]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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The way it’s written it sounds exactly like Jack wrote it. It sounds like the same garbage he writes for mommy wife every year for her birthday and anniversary,

 

[Kermit Jizz]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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"He is the reason I am who I am today and where we are today"

This reads like a jab at Jack.

 

[Chorton]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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Do these boomers even have one decent photo?

It’s always some dead-eyed, slack jawed pose; either ready for food or cock.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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God, this is ripe for a Soyjack Scalfini photoshop.

Also lol at Tammy including the classic "we've had our ups and downs" line that is integral to any happy anniversary social media post.