Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HaloHero65]

If Lucas manages to mess with the wrong people he will no doubt get shanked, a guy a few weeks ago had his neck slit open and got dropped off at a local hospital because he stole their toy hauler and sold it for quick cash

Lucas has survived this long because he's only going for girls and younger people. He might be retarded but he understands he can't be touched by staff at soup kitchens.

Him staying alive is based on his ability to be so useless that he's no treat to literally anyone over 18

 

[VoidFace]

He's very out of breath in this. Did he have to run or is he just in that poor of health?

He had to walk about five feet.

 

[mothman96]

I'm of the opinion Mr MRSA probably doesn't want the vaccine and or doesn't understand how to get it or we would be seeing MRSA ridden Lucas strutting around peacock like about how his magic jizzz can protect you from covid
I'm pretty sure Lucas is jacking off to the idea that covid has killed so many older males.

@Da Dude123

In one of his videos he said he'd just gone to get the the 2nd dose of the vaccine.

At the beginning of this video:

 

[Twrx]

Coviddy Christians

Rule breakers. #Covid19

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Just your daily reminder that Gen Z is made up of sluts because they’re literally fucking everyone except Lucas during COVID-19. This makes them bad people and Lucas is better than us who actually have sex.

Well, at least the truth finally came out, and he admitted what he thinks. He easily has the most undeserved self righteous attitude I have ever seen.

 

[Da Dude123]

@Da Dude123

In one of his videos he said he'd just gone to get the the 2nd dose of the vaccine.

At the beginning of this video:

Nice share. I don't remember this one. This one is great. Wearing a mask outdoors, mooing about Bernie Sanders and AOC, and then he starts screaming like a tard.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's verbal screeds about the sluttiness of young women who do not view him as a viable sex partner are tedious. They're not unique to Lucas. There is no shortage of dudes incensed by the world's indifference to their dicks, who come to see this indifference as an urgent issue that must be discussed.

I wish Lucas would focus more on what makes him unique as a cow.

 

[Free the Pedos]

There's something mighty wrong with my brain that I immediately thought "methhead" because every single cop I ever had talked to it seems they all find crayons, color pencils and pens on meth ladies.
Something about staying up 5 days at a time and coloring.

That actually makes a lot of sense in light of Luna Slater's thread. (I know she does heroin and that makes you tired instead of wired, but still reinforces the connection between female addicts and art projects.)

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas's verbal screeds about the sluttiness of young women who do not view him as a viable sex partner are tedious. They're not unique to Lucas. There is no shortage of dudes incensed by the world's indifference to their dicks, who come to see this indifference as an urgent issue that must be discussed.

I wish Lucas would focus more on what makes him unique as a cow.

I personally, love it when he gets real riled up about Gen Z not fucking him. When he starts screaming on the streets or crying about it. Those are my favorite Lucas moments. When he is just acting like a complete sped and incel in public. I want to see more of those, and frankly, I do not get tired of seeing him scream and cry over the Gen Z baes not wanting anything to do with him.

 

[WonderWino]

I personally, love it when he gets real riled up about Gen Z not fucking him. When he starts screaming on the streets or crying about it. Those are my favorite Lucas moments. When he is just acting like a complete sped and incel in public. I want to see more of those, and frankly, I do not get tired of seeing him scream and cry over the Gen Z baes not wanting anything to do with him.

The best part of his public freakouts, especially like the last one, is that while there is a large possibility that he strategically let the crazy overwhelm him to get himself committed for a bed and food, he is so focused on his immediate wants and needs in doing so that he doesn't consider that by creating a massive public scene where hes screaming about little girls like a psychotic loon, that he is inevitably getting both his name out there and inevitable video proof of him acting batshit insane and screeching about wanting to fuck little girls, that, even if he weren't a hideous, obese, reeking ogre, it would still inevitably lead to word getting around town that he was the local loon and should be avoided by women

In short, he fucks himself over and sabotages any remote possibility of getting what he wants to try to exploit the system for a few pointless days and is too stupid to realize it

For someone who supposedly hates it when people bring up his past and show proof of how batshit insane and creepy he behaves, he sure goes out of his way to deliberately create public spectacles that lead to him getting hauled away to the nut house in front of everyone. But of course, thats all in the past and you should mooooooove on and never bring it up at all cause if you do you're a republican bigot

 

[Neko GF]

Lucus records some of his junkfood, thankfully doesn't actually do a muckbang:

Spoiler: Snacks Because Google Pay

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Spoiler: Snack Mukbang

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Spoiler: No Mukbang

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[Gaear Grimsrud]

Listen to Lucas act like he's not just gonna scarf all that shit down.

He's getting really defensive when the voices on the wind accuse him of being a glutton.

Me thinks he protest too much.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I personally, love it when he gets real riled up about Gen Z not fucking him. When he starts screaming on the streets or crying about it. Those are my favorite Lucas moments. When he is just acting like a complete sped and incel in public. I want to see more of those, and frankly, I do not get tired of seeing him scream and cry over the Gen Z baes not wanting anything to do with him.

I'll never tire his unrequited lohve for an entire generation of disinterested, confused girls. But the "girl won't fuck me, therefore she's a slut who's spreading covid" videos are not his finest work.

Granted, his agitation is usually watchable.

Think back to some of the vids you described. What was the remarkable, entertaining part, the part that sets him apart from other incels? I suspect our answers would be similar. That's what I want more of, not this standard, dull ho hate.

 

[Krathnami]

I’ll bet a months worth of tardbux that Lucas is 100% unvaccinated

 

[HaloHero65]

I’ll bet a months worth of tardbux that Lucas is 100% unvaccinated

Who's tard bucks we talking here? And I only accept kiwi coin as payment

 

[WonderWino]

The fact he stuffs himself with an an entire pizza 'and snacks' from 7-11 speaks for itself. It also gives credence to dan campbells statements about lucas eating an entire pizza and getting pissed off and assaulting him when called on it. He is a complete and utter pig that eats everything he can get his hands on

That said, he gives homer simpson tier glowing reviews about how amazing shit tier pizza from 7-11 is the best ever, so that doesn't exactly imply good things about the reviews he gave the local restaurants. If anything it makes them seem like shit quality food as well. Not surprising considering his history of everything from microwaved cheesy cukes to loading pepper onto expired shit tier caviar says everything you need to know about lucas's concept of good food. Good food to him is anything he can eat that doesn't kill him. He's like a dog that spent its time as a puppy being starved so when it grows up it gets obsessed with food and becomes massively obese and still eats anything it can get its paws on

The best part is that lucas is such a dumbshit he doesn't see how posting videos of himself eating an entire pizza and admitting there are also 'more snacks' with it (that you just know he ate an hour later if that) makes him look every bit the food obsessed obese pig that he complains people accuse him of being

But don't worry, he totally lost 200lb years ago when he was even more massively obese ladies (and in one of the more recent videos he slipped up and said it was 150lb, I don't remember the specific one with all the shit he put out lately but he said it....so take even that number with a grain of salt)

 

[mothman96]

In the pizza/snacks video he says he payed with the $50 bucks he made insulting the cats. I'd say those 50 were long gone and he's using Sept. SSI money.

When he lived at the Phoenix House he had a closet and also at Pioneer Pathway. He never bothered to buy hangers to hang up his clothes. His clothes lived on the floor. Looks like the same is going to happen at Mallon Place.

His closet at Mallon Place.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Come on, we know everything we need to know about Lucas's taste in food, from the fact that he drank an entire can of cold clam chowder, and described it as "pretty good".

I am, unironically, of the belief that he would eat dirt if you put enough cheese and ranch dressing on it.

He already used a dirty stick that he picked up from the ground, to try to spoon the remnants of Isaac's soup into his mouth, so he's no doubt already ingested a decent amount of soil.

Edit: I love how in the pizza video, he mentions that he bought it using the $50 that he got "berating a lady's cats", as if he needs to explain that for the 15th time, and how the lady "thought it was perfect".... Lucas? Just because you have no long-term memory, doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Edit 2: In the "No Mukbang" video, he shows a hamburger, with about two bites left of it, on the bed next to the salt and pepper chips, before panning over to the disgusting closet. So today, we know he ate at the very least, an entire pizza, a hamburger, which probably came with fries, the bag of sourbrite crawlers, and a bag of salt and pepper chips. He is literally a bottomless fucking hole.

 

[WonderWino]

Come on, we know everything we need to know about Lucas's taste in food, from the fact that he drank an entire can of cold clam chowder, and described it as "pretty good".

I am, unironically, of the belief that he would eat dirt if you put enough cheese and ranch dressing on it.

He already used a dirty stick that he picked up from the ground, to try to spoon the remnants of Isaac's soup into his mouth, so he's no doubt already ingested a decent amount of soil.

....point taken

I wonder how lucas would react to a can of surstromming. He is absolutely stupid enough to open it in his new fartdorm and stuff his face with it....funny thing is doing that would likely get him permanently banned, and given his aversion to bathing and washing his clothing he would probably be carrying that particular smell around with him for days if not weeks and clear entire buildings just by going inside. Plus lucas getting a ticket from the cops for disturbing the public by his sheer reeking odor alone would have to cause a major chimpout in itself

That said i'm legitimately surprised nobody took advantage of his stupidity to bait him into doing something like that for a paid video. I mean between his stupidity and his greed for more money he'd likely do it without a second thought if he were sent a can of it. Then again anybody who might want to do something like that is probably aware that the smell would take a professional cleaning service to remove from the building at best and any place he did that to would likely go after them for the cleaning bill in some way. Still, its a hilarious thought to know lucas is stupid enough to fuck himself over like that with his own greed that he projects onto others

 

[HaloHero65]

I've been damn hungry before but never hungry enough to eat 50 dollars worth of food in a few minutes.
Taking into account 50 bucks goes different lengths and a whole large pizza is probably 25 dollars I'm shocked that anyone of Lucas size could down that much food so damn quick.
Not to mention the quality of food he eats and the lack of variety and actual nutrition.
Get this man some damn pepto.

Honestly don't think Chris chans eating habits become this gluttonous. I'd guess if Lucas had money and wasn't in adult daycare for the pedophlic mentally handicap he'd be pushing Amber's size

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Exhibit A: Bed Burger



(Some of you are probably thinking, "Yeah, that looks bad, but he's probably going to brush those crumbs off before he actually goes to sleep" I would posit that a man who will throw his clothes on the floor of his closet, and refuses to invest in a single plastic hanger, which he could get a five pack of from the dollar store, is unlikely to be bothered by crumbs of beef, bun, and grease stains when he's sleeping.)