Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This is a great board game video, just because in addition to trying to explain gameplay that makes no coherent sense in a very matter-of-fact manner, right off the bat he cant even count out a rolled-10 move ("1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... so maybe youd end up like *over here*"), and then a couple minutes later backtracks and cant even decide on how youre supposed to count a basic movement roll.

"A roll-move game that actually makes sense." :story:
 
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Particle Bored said:
This is a great board game video, just because in addition to trying to explain gameplay that makes no coherent sense in a very matter-of-fact manner, right off the bat he cant even count out a rolled-10 move ("1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... so maybe youd end up like *over here*"), and then a couple minutes later backtracks and cant even decide on how youre supposed to count a basic movement roll.

"A roll-move game that actually makes sense." :story:
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Lucas has no idea how to play the games he invented himself
 
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Lucas is trading colored pencils for pens like a 4th grader. Lol! Nothing totally wrong with this, just funny that a grown man has to resort to trading pens for colored pencils instead of just going out and buying them. But such is the life of a hobo in a group home, I suppose.
 
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Lucas is trading colored pencils for pens like a 4th grader. Lol! Nothing totally wrong with this, just funny that a grown man has to resort to trading pens for colored pencils instead of just going out and buying them. But such is the life of a hobo in a group home, I suppose.
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....He traded 18 colored pencils for 12 pens that are probably half out of ink

Oh yeah, lucas has some serious business acumen going on right there. Some real hobo tier instincts for survival. With him thinking he came out ahead in that transaction its a wonder he survived a week living on the streets at all

I half expect him to trade his EBT funds for magic beans that work as a love potion on zoomers at this rate
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is trading colored pencils for pens like a 4th grader. Lol! Nothing totally wrong with this, just funny that a grown man has to resort to trading pens for colored pencils instead of just going out and buying them. But such is the life of a hobo in a group home, I suppose.
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There's something mighty wrong with my brain that I immediately thought "methhead" because every single cop I ever had talked to it seems they all find crayons, color pencils and pens on meth ladies.
Something about staying up 5 days at a time and coloring.
 
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I don’t mind the stories of Lucas’s smell but I just really don’t see Lucas wearing a wife beater.
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I would if Lucas' clothes weren't only oversized clothes he finds from a donation bin or given to him from a shelter. This is a troglodyte that gladly makes videos with his repulsive uniboob flailing around.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
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Rule breakers. #Covid19
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Just your daily reminder that Gen Z is made up of sluts because they’re literally fucking everyone except Lucas during COVID-19. This makes them bad people and Lucas is better than us who actually have sex.
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He sure did eyeballing downtown last night. He's on the outside looking in, watching life go past him ate away at him all night. Those Gen Z girls just won't fornicate with him.
 
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I love how Lucas will wear a mask when he's outside alone just to virtue signal, but then in other videos he's inside with people around and he's maskless. Seems like he only wears one when he's making a video about covid, to head off any criticism, but he thinks we have the same goldfish tier attention span he does and that we won't think about this in regards to other videos. Not that I care if he wears a fucking mask or not, I ran out of shits to give months ago when the vaccine came out and lockdown ended. At this point masks are largely just a prop for people with ulterior motives to virtue signal, either in the way a certain type of vaccinated shitlib will still mask to "show I take this seriously" and earn goodboy points, or in Lucas' case to further this weird "covid sluts" argument.

I also enjoy how hard Lucas tries to be woke and to pander to Gen Z and yet his seething hatred is such that he can't stop calling them bitches, hoes, and sluts. Remember that he's talking about teenagers who he sees in friend groups and imagines they're all fucking. It's also pretty non-woke or at least behind the times to say that having multiple partners is "greedy" or to slut-shame young women over it. Polyamory is not nearly as common as Lucas' broken brain thinks it is, of course, but it's becoming more acceptable among young people. Lucas is not very clear in his delusional rants as to whether he thinks what's happening is cheating or consensual polyamory but since he thinks any guy with a group of girls is out with his harem I get the feeling he thinks the women are aware of and tolerating it for some reason. Brainwashed by moneygreedandpower I guess. It's weird that he also mentions women with multiple boyfriends in this video too though. It doesn't really fit with his sugar-daddy theory of dating, and (completely theoretically) it would actually increase his chances as a single male if more of the taken women were polyamorous. But of course Lucas' white hot jealousy would never allow him to accept being in a polycule. My guess is the "women with multiple boyfriends" comment just reflects that he sometimes sees one woman in the company of multiple men and he's so completely locked into his mentality of "everyone I see in a group is fucking, everyone is fucking but me" that he can't interpret it any other way. In his sex crazed, jealousy fueled, incel brain, he can't even understand platonic relationships and has to force everything into this bizarre framework that only serves to make him angrier and more isolated.
 
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He's very out of breath in this. Did he have to run or is he just in that poor of health?
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I think his health is just that poor, despite all the mooing about telomeres and declining health and fitness. Lucas is extremely unhealthy and exceptional. I wonder if Lucas has been vaccinated? He might have to be now that he is living in that group home. But I bet he would have not took the initiative to do it, unless someone basically made him do so.

Even before the vaccine was a thing, he would do the same thing with wearing masks outdoors but not indoors. Remember the videos where he was roaming around a casino? He was not wearing a mask in a place full of old people. This was at near the height of Covid. He is so insincere with what he claims he believes. It is all for show. My favorite example of this is how he is always reeeing about loving Bernie Sanders, but he could not be bothered to waddle to the poles to vote. Too busy filling his hobo sack at the food pantries.
 
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Aside from that I'm almost certain Lucas would be died by now on the east coast and probably anywhere but spokane.
He's abrasive to everyone he meets and with most cities resources being overrun and stretched to the max, Lucas would be hard pressed to find a empty spot to glutton himself and sleep without stepping on the toes of another homeless person.
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If Lucas manages to mess with the wrong people he will no doubt get shanked, a guy a few weeks ago had his neck slit open and got dropped off at a local hospital because he stole their toy hauler and sold it for quick cash
 
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Lucas has no relationship besides those he tries to aquire for sex, Therefore in his monkey brain ALL relationships involve sex.
His own addiction to sex means his entire world view is skewed, monkey wanna bonk and monkey doesn't bonk therefore mates bonk other monkeys.


I'm of the opinion Mr MRSA probably doesn't want the vaccine and or doesn't understand how to get it or we would be seeing MRSA ridden Lucas strutting around peacock like about how his magic jizzz can protect you from covid
I'm pretty sure Lucas is jacking off to the idea that covid has killed so many older males.
 
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If Lucas manages to mess with the wrong people he will no doubt get shanked, a guy a few weeks ago had his neck slit open and got dropped off at a local hospital because he stole their toy hauler and sold it for quick cash
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Luckily for Lucas, and despite his online bravado, he's one of the world's biggest cowards, so he's been astonishingly successful at avoiding the beatings he so richly deserves.
 
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