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Someone needs to convince him that will get him a zoomer bae. I mean he was just talking about class, after all….
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I still can't believe that his video this morning was insulting people's fashion sense, and suggesting that women have no class.
The man who picks his clothing from a donation bin, the man who regularly discusses his bowel movements, and the way he wants to fist women, oftentimes in the same sentence, is suggesting that people are lacking class and decorum.
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We've seen him wear the same clothes for weeks on end. At one point he was walking around with a kids backpack.
Also, when you make videos where you just repeat the N-word over and over, I don't think you get to comment on other people's lack of class.
WonderWino
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The best part about that video is how he points out that he played alot of the game of life growing upGleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He sure didn't learn anything from playing that one. The irony is that is clearly lost on him
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While casting this shadow, he says "Shit, I don't know why you wouldn't date me..."
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This one got auto-deleted by Youtube, and man, the projection.
I had a good, sensible chuckle over an incel of nearly a decade telling anyone else they'd 'never get laid', I have to admit.
I had a good, sensible chuckle over an incel of nearly a decade telling anyone else they'd 'never get laid', I have to admit.
Gaear Grimsrud
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If I could give Lucas Werner any life advice, this would be it.
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Some guy: I saw Lucas in the wild and he smelled bad
Kiwis: we need more detail, describe his hobo stench for us
I love you guys and everything but sometimes our obsession with the cows gets weird in its own right. I don't hold myself above this sin either.
Edit: the answer was worth the question tho kinda...
what the fuck
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"Gabby granny mouth"??
Is that a reference to my criticism of the way he chews, and someone rightfully comparing his mastication to the aliens from sesame Street?
This constant repetition of patronizing nicknames, "sweetheart" etc is not making you look any more sophisticated, Lucas, by attributing these nicknames to kiwi farms it's just making more and more clear that when you use them with women, you intend to talk down to the women.
So much for learning lessons from the show Friends, right
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It's always funny to hear the details for me largely because they directly contradict damn near everything Lucas says about himself.
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Somebody's been doing their research.
Don't know what a catalytic converter smells like, but what an evocative description of organic and inorganic funk.
Whenever there's a Lucas sighting, I'm invariably one of the creeps who asks "Did you smell the beast?"
Lucas's scent is an important subject in Wernology. It says a lot about him and his courtship quest. The dude that hasn't bathed in weeks, or changed his clothing (he doesn't, or didn't, own a pair of boxers) isn't self conscious about going out.
There's useful information in odors. A bit like dogs sniffing each other's bottoms. It's communication. Lucas's odor is just another way he signals he isn't a suitable mate, or an adult male to be taken seriously.
All the most intriguing lolcows stink.
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As a proud owner of multiple jalopies, I can tell you with confidence that a faulty catalytic converter smells like rotten eggs. It's something to do with sulphur. It loses that acrid component sulphur has, that smell right when you strike a match, but keeps the sweeter more pungent notes.
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When you're driving up an incline and you start smelling farts, that's either your partner sneaking off a SBD, or the catalytic converter of the cars ahead of you.
Should Lucas get a baseball cap to get laid:
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I'll do you one better! Here are a bunch of videos from that month or so he wore a baseball cap in the fall of 2020 to try and get laid AND was hoity-toity about his having a c u r v e d bill, which naturally means he's smarter for Reasons.
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Funny how he shits on churches all the time but is perfectly happy to take free shit from them
HaloHero65
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Warning POWER LEVEL
So I volunteer at a catholic mission in the United States and 7 days a week we provide food for the homeless.
That aside I was talking with the sisters (Catholic nuns) tonight and the discussion became who would be banned from dinning at the mission and of course nobody in a church should turn anyone away but we came up with an exact description of Lucas werner activities.
•cannot harass any of the people serving food
•cannot smell so offensive and refuse our showers
•cannot make inappropriate remarks to anyone regarding age, sex or race
•cannot contain themselves and behave or upset others
•refuses to abstain from alcohol in the dinning hall
•follows mission staff to the mission or away from the mission (we have many high-school age girls who come over after school to help)
•makes any sexual remarks to staff members underage
•is told multiple times to stop their actions and refuses
This is pretty much a exact list of the possible reasons Lucas gets banned from churches and food kitchens. Basically anytime he gets told to leave somewhere pick one of the things from the list and you have a perfect answer as to why he was banned.
Aside from that I'm almost certain Lucas would be died by now on the east coast and probably anywhere but spokane.
He's abrasive to everyone he meets and with most cities resources being overrun and stretched to the max, Lucas would be hard pressed to find a empty spot to glutton himself and sleep without stepping on the toes of another homeless person.
Lucas's mental state and pedophilia tendencies wouldn't go unnoticed by homeless people either and let me tell you homeless people especially in more rural cities (10 to 50 thousand) will absolutely take no thought in killing a convicted pedophile.
As with my soup kitchen where a dude just stopped showing up and some others told us he was "taken out by some guys for a walk " because he let it slip that he liked watching the kids at the school.
Yea done power leveling so please bully me severely but keep my list for future wern banishments.
So I volunteer at a catholic mission in the United States and 7 days a week we provide food for the homeless.
That aside I was talking with the sisters (Catholic nuns) tonight and the discussion became who would be banned from dinning at the mission and of course nobody in a church should turn anyone away but we came up with an exact description of Lucas werner activities.
•cannot harass any of the people serving food
•cannot smell so offensive and refuse our showers
•cannot make inappropriate remarks to anyone regarding age, sex or race
•cannot contain themselves and behave or upset others
•refuses to abstain from alcohol in the dinning hall
•follows mission staff to the mission or away from the mission (we have many high-school age girls who come over after school to help)
•makes any sexual remarks to staff members underage
•is told multiple times to stop their actions and refuses
This is pretty much a exact list of the possible reasons Lucas gets banned from churches and food kitchens. Basically anytime he gets told to leave somewhere pick one of the things from the list and you have a perfect answer as to why he was banned.
Aside from that I'm almost certain Lucas would be died by now on the east coast and probably anywhere but spokane.
He's abrasive to everyone he meets and with most cities resources being overrun and stretched to the max, Lucas would be hard pressed to find a empty spot to glutton himself and sleep without stepping on the toes of another homeless person.
Lucas's mental state and pedophilia tendencies wouldn't go unnoticed by homeless people either and let me tell you homeless people especially in more rural cities (10 to 50 thousand) will absolutely take no thought in killing a convicted pedophile.
As with my soup kitchen where a dude just stopped showing up and some others told us he was "taken out by some guys for a walk " because he let it slip that he liked watching the kids at the school.
Yea done power leveling so please bully me severely but keep my list for future wern banishments.
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@HaloHero65
You’re a nicer person than I am, I tried helping out in New Orleans before and the absolute entitlement and shitty attitude of the people was so off putting I never tried again.
You’re a nicer person than I am, I tried helping out in New Orleans before and the absolute entitlement and shitty attitude of the people was so off putting I never tried again.
Maxxicus Callahan
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@HaloHero65
You are being a little too harsh on yourself that’s an informative power level. It’s Lucas’s ability to survive like a cockroach despite everything he does which is so baffling. The way Lucas works against all survival instincts and alienates charity groups would be the death of him in any city with shelters at capacity or where social services are strained. On the West Coast where winters are mild homeless people can just pitch their tent in a park. Where I am at it’s freezing cold in winter and gets as hot as India in a humid summer. You have to be somewhat resourceful and organized to survive in these conditions or you will die of exposure.
Shelters where I am are at capacity constantly and those homeless people who are really aggressively violent, crazy or really annoying you generally don’t see or hear about them again. They either disappear, wind up frozen, overdosed or are in jail. I mean who is going to come looking for you if you are consistently biting the hand that feeds you from outreach as well as the community of homeless people themselves that sort of look out for another. It’s harsh but the guy we used to see screaming at people and threatening them that he was the spirit of god just disappeared after one winter. If you can’t find shelter amongst other hobos due to your anti social behaviour no one is going to offer you a life saving hand in a time of need it’s just the way we are evolved to survive in communities.
Edit: I guess other homeless people also try and get the leeches off them. Like if some guy is panhandling and someone they know is a loon shows up and makes them look bad by association. Or a guy like Lucas that eats up community resources and is just a pedo freak.
You are being a little too harsh on yourself that’s an informative power level. It’s Lucas’s ability to survive like a cockroach despite everything he does which is so baffling. The way Lucas works against all survival instincts and alienates charity groups would be the death of him in any city with shelters at capacity or where social services are strained. On the West Coast where winters are mild homeless people can just pitch their tent in a park. Where I am at it’s freezing cold in winter and gets as hot as India in a humid summer. You have to be somewhat resourceful and organized to survive in these conditions or you will die of exposure.
Shelters where I am are at capacity constantly and those homeless people who are really aggressively violent, crazy or really annoying you generally don’t see or hear about them again. They either disappear, wind up frozen, overdosed or are in jail. I mean who is going to come looking for you if you are consistently biting the hand that feeds you from outreach as well as the community of homeless people themselves that sort of look out for another. It’s harsh but the guy we used to see screaming at people and threatening them that he was the spirit of god just disappeared after one winter. If you can’t find shelter amongst other hobos due to your anti social behaviour no one is going to offer you a life saving hand in a time of need it’s just the way we are evolved to survive in communities.
Edit: I guess other homeless people also try and get the leeches off them. Like if some guy is panhandling and someone they know is a loon shows up and makes them look bad by association. Or a guy like Lucas that eats up community resources and is just a pedo freak.
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