Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

@NoReturn

Cannot use reply / QUOTE button but seriously

WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FOOT? I'd thought it was a shadow but it looks like the most gnarly case of Acanthosis nigricans ever.
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It looks like when you've been running around outside barefoot, then come back in to a carpeted area so the bottoms of your feet are clean but nowhere else.

@NoReturn She said dress, so I think it's this one from Fabletics. Zooming in you can kind of see the same texture, as well as the hint of a slide slit.

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I seriously thought it must have been a typo or something!
I was looking at skirts and shit trying to figure it out!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Bold of you to assume she’s going to live that long.

That's why I said in the not so distant future.
She breaks her ankle, she's going to be bedbound. I doubt her parents and brother will allow her to turn Rylee into her personal ass wiper.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

I never understood the psychology of misandrists like Tess Holliday and others like her.

They expect men to obey their orders, and treat them like princesses and queens. But yet when it comes to respecting men, misandrists scream, bray, and cry about the patriarchy and getting even.

You know, misandry is not going to make men love and adore women. Misandry is just going to make men become bigger misogynists, hating and despising women more than ever before in history.

I know this comes off as MATI, but this has been getting on my nerves, and I just had to point this double standard out.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

> Лишний вес это фу
> excess weight is eww

Stay based, motherland

 

[Constellationzero]

@NoReturn

Cannot use reply / QUOTE button but seriously

WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FOOT? I'd thought it was a shadow but it looks like the most gnarly case of Acanthosis nigricans ever.
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Look at the heel. Pachyderms like Ryann always have crusty foot fungus.

Spoiler: Nasty!

https://www.mayoclinic.org/-/media/kcms/gbs/patient-consumer/images/2013/08/26/10/33/ds00317_im03573_sn7_athletes_foot_2thu_jpg.jpg

 

[Umaibae]

Even if a man could find her vag to fuck it. It would be highly unlikely for her to become pregnant at her current weight.

Fatties, even with PCOS, always seem to find a way to get pregnant. They have insane fertility. If we’re talking PCOS, it’s usually the thin women with PCOS (Type 2 or “lean” PCOS) that have the most issues getting pregnant and might never get pregnant. Apparently it’s because the fats’ issues are easily solved with insulin meds and their fertility fluctuates, whereas the thin women don’t have insulin issues, so the fertility is more directly tied to hormones and other things that are harder to pinpoint.

@NoReturn She said dress, so I think it's this one from Fabletics. Zooming in you can kind of see the same texture, as well as the hint of a side slit.

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This ugly ass dress doesn’t even look flattering on the THIN model. Look what it does to her (admittedly sad) boobs.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Test needs another child about as much as Kailyn Wilcher does.

 

[Miss Misery]

Look at the heel. Pachyderms like Ryann always have crusty foot fungus.

Spoiler: Nasty!

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https://www.mayoclinic.org/-/media/kcms/gbs/patient-consumer/images/2013/08/26/10/33/ds00317_im03573_sn7_athletes_foot_2thu_jpg.jpg

Ooof diabeetus hooves.

Also I note her legs are unshaven. But I bet she'd claim it's feminism, not lack of physical ability.

 

[Barbarella]

Remember when her tattoos took up most of her upper arm? Now she has room for another full-size face.

Do y’all really think Riley’s peers follow his mother’s social media? I think kids that age pretend like all parents don’t exist, and aren’t even using it for shit-talking. She’s not that famous and isn’t appealing to the 11-16 set. But if I’m wrong, I’m sure Riley gives no fucks what anybody says about his mother and can’t be bullied on it. He’ll just agree with them all and shit-talk her too. He’s not even living with her, he knows what she is, as much as a kid that age can anyway.

He should be very afraid of possible injuries though. He could call him back up to the bigs and he’ll be wiping that monstrous ass-crack with college dreams gone in no time. So stay off your mismatched heels Ryann, and no turned ankles until Bowie is old enough. That’s what he’s being groomed for anyway.

 

[Wallace]

I never understood the psychology of misandrists like Tess Holliday and others like her.

They expect men to obey their orders, and treat them like princesses and queens. But yet when it comes to respecting men, misandrists scream, bray, and cry about the patriarchy and getting even.

You know, misandry is not going to make men love and adore women. Misandry is just going to make men become bigger misogynists, hating and despising women more than ever before in history.

I know this comes off as MATI, but this has been getting on my nerves, and I just had to point this double standard out.

It's called narcissism. Ryann doesn't see men as people, just objects for her to manipulate. To her, men should shower her with money and attention just because she's so gosh darn awesome and sexy. This is what she really believes.

 

[Chihiro]

Seriously this picture I am loving for how awful it is. We have our bargain basement crusty belly pork out on the sofa.

The sofa material by her feet is too crumpled for the way it's meant to be upholstered. Looks like she has stretched it out with her minimum bull caribou weight.

Of course. Like the podcast. Can't have too many pictures of the hog.
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I cannot figure out how any of this works here ... why is it vaguely straight. Why is there a lump at the end. Why is it black. Why is the fold like this? Am I crazy? View attachment 2513985

On the other knee it looks like her skin is hardening and very discoloured red. Cellulitis?

DDOS ongoing and struggle to gossip is real. Fuck off glowies. Look at how disgusting this bitch is. Come on!

It honestly looks like some legs of people on MSHPL. I'm not 100% sure what causes that, but ew.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I never understood the psychology of misandrists like Tess Holliday and others like her.

They expect men to obey their orders, and treat them like princesses and queens. But yet when it comes to respecting men, misandrists scream, bray, and cry about the patriarchy and getting even.

You know, misandry is not going to make men love and adore women. Misandry is just going to make men become bigger misogynists, hating and despising women more than ever before in history.

I know this comes off as MATI, but this has been getting on my nerves, and I just had to point this double standard out.

I mean I'm a mild misandrist but I'm a lesbian with mostly female and gay male friends and I don't sit around crying about muh patriarchy over 20000 calories of cake.

Anyway shut the fuck up and post more tess

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I mean I'm a mild misandrist but I'm a lesbian with mostly female and gay male friends and I don't sit around crying about muh patriarchy over 20000 calories of cake.

Anyway shut the fuck up and post more tess

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She does NOT look amazing, she looks like an overstuffed sausage casing.
Or as my semi-redneck father used to say, 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It's called narcissism. Ryann doesn't see men as people, just objects for her to manipulate. To her, men should shower her with money and attention just because she's so gosh darn awesome and sexy. This is what she really believes.

That pretty much sums up how the Tubbster feels about women too. Her attitude is basically just “what have you done for me lately?” and that definitely applies to her children too. Little wonder why Tess has no career, very few friends, no men or hot queers lining up to date her, etc.

 

[Pina Colada]

That pretty much sums up how the Tubbster feels about women too. Her attitude is basically just “what have you done for me lately?” and that definitely applies to her children too. Little wonder why Tess has no career, very few friends, no men or hot queers lining up to date her, etc.

Don't forget all those black men who are totes head over heels for her!

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Men thinking women not taking their shit is misandry and crying about the mean women while misogyny is still widely accepted in society and actively practiced by governments. Bitch please. Don't act as if Sally Miller Gearhart is the president of the US and you suddenly lost your bodily autonomy.

And Tess is not a misandrist, she is your typical grifting misanthropic narc. She will fuck everyone over equally if she stands something to gain from it.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dear God, these political derails are as insufferable as Tess’s opinions on politics. There are several sections on KF where you can sperg about politics, this ain’t the one.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I never understood the psychology of misandrists like Tess Holliday and others like her.

They expect men to obey their orders, and treat them like princesses and queens. But yet when it comes to respecting men, misandrists scream, bray, and cry about the patriarchy and getting even.

You know, misandry is not going to make men love and adore women. Misandry is just going to make men become bigger misogynists, hating and despising women more than ever before in history.

I know this comes off as MATI, but this has been getting on my nerves, and I just had to point this double standard out.

The sad truth is that the more a person like Tess proudly proclaims her independence from garbage men the higher the likelihood she is living a Cathy comic like existence offline sobbing into an ice cream container about how no one loves her.

Narcissistic and loud bitches are the most desperate for a dude to shower them in dick, money, and gifts, but I think their narcissism drives them to make it look like they are the ones with the upper hand.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I find it funny that she acts as if her family forced her to have Rylee - Tess was 19/20 when she got pregnant. While that's young (but not really in the grand scheme of things), that's still an adult having a baby and a lot of other white trash moms do it.

But I guess we know how she "convinced" her mom/grandmother to take care of Rylee for so many years - endless crying about how they forced her to have the baby...

 

[A Gay Retard]

My girlfriend and I were sitting down to watch television once and she opened up the YouTube app on the streaming box. She saw that my past four or five searches had been for strings such as:

"Tess Holliday"
"Tess Holliday fat"
"Tess Holliday outside"
"Tess Holliday walking"
"Tess Holliday eating"

I said "oh that's just this internet thing" and grabbed the remote to put on MST3K. To this day she probably thinks I have some sort of BBW fetish but I figure that's better than having to explain to her what Kiwi Farms is.