US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan would you pick Biden over Trump if Biden raped children & ate boiled babies? I just want to know if Trump is really that dangerous.

lol calm down.

But to answer your question, then yeah, I'd pick Trump. Would you pick Biden if Trump raped children and ate boiled babies, or is your hate-boner for Biden that strong?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Watch as colleges and universities start cracking down on these chants.

I never thought I'd say this but...war damn eagle.

 

[Roybertitos]

@Iceland Heavy
That pic of the Smiler you posted is very apt for how dems operate in my view. Always smiling and putting on a good face to show that they're the "good guys" when they seem to just despise the populace. It really makes no sense to me, is there really some kind of truth in the idea that power just attracts the most sociopathic pieces of shit imaginable? It's a pretty big flaw in the system if that were true.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

But to answer your question, then yeah, I'd pick Trump.

I am actually surprised by this answer.

So quick question, how much worse would Biden have to be before you'd consider him to be, say, equal to Trump? What would Biden have to do to be essentially the same guy as Trump to you?

Would you pick Biden if Trump raped children and ate boiled babies

Biden supporters are the only ones saying they would. If this were the case I'd just go third party, protest vote or not vote at all.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

@Iceland Heavy
That pic of the Smiler you posted is very apt for how dems operate in my view. Always smiling and putting on a good face to show that they're the "good guys" when they seem to just despise the populace. It really makes no sense to me, is there really some kind of truth in the idea that power just attracts the most sociopathic pieces of shit imaginable? It's a pretty big flaw in the system if that were true.

It's just human nature in action. These people are very insecure and so they seek to control to make them at ease.

 

[Puff]

I've seen people using this a lot. If you don't have anything better to say, kindly do us all a favor and kill yourself.

no u

 

[Roybertitos]

It's just human nature in action. These people are very insecure and so they seek to control to make them at ease.

So how could one create an effective means of governing a country if most of the people in charge are inept assholes who prioritize enriching themselves over public service? At this point, I'm convinced that every politician has to have a bomb strapped to their brain stem that if enough people vote yes, can be remotely detonated at any time to make sure they do their job right.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

That is absolutely awful, and people say Donald Trump voters are insufferable and unintelligent.

They would still vote for him if he did those things because they do it too. Because of course they do.

Do these people really not realize how fucking bad they look trying to make baby rape look better than a six foot Oompa Loompa? And they're even putting their names to it.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

So how could one create an effective means of governing a country if most of the people in charge are inept assholes who prioritize enriching themselves over public service? At this point, I'm convinced that every politician has to have a bomb strapped to their brain stem that if enough people vote yes, can be remotely detonated at any time to make sure they do their job right.

You can't, you just endure and survive. You can call out wrongs and punish evil doers but it's an eternal battle.

 

[northstar747]

This video kinda sums it up.

John Cleese vs Extremism

John Cleese shows the pathology of extremism

www.youtube.com

People bought into the idea that the reality tv show host was some how mega hilter.

Even thought the 50 year old former vp and senator is like 9 months in a yep he was the worse choice.

What really sad is normally there are two path to the white house, being a governor or a senator.

governor have more experience with adiming an organization while senators would ideally have a working relationships with senators and insight into how the legislative branch works.

Obama sucked because he was just a junior senator and thus didnt have the clout or experience to run an admin.

In theory and I do mean in theory and on paper Biden should be wielding god tier power.

He should know how to manipulate the senate have nothing but dirt and favor to call, 8 years as VP he should know where ever fucking lever of power is and how/when to use or not use it.

But he doesnt.

Because he s a senile old man that no one likes.

 

[The Last Stand]

I saw two posts that used "TPTB" instead of writing out "the powers that be"; if you do this, kindly do us all a favor and kill yourself.

Somebody's very chipper today.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Why do they word it as "Even if Joe did [x]"? We all know that's the reason why they voted for him.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

lol calm down.

But to answer your question, then yeah, I'd pick Trump. Would you pick Biden if Trump raped children and ate boiled babies, or is your hate-boner for Biden that strong?

If Trump raped children and ate babies, no way in hell I'd vote for him. I still don't think I could be convinced to vote for biden in that situation - Not a believer in lesser evils, if I can't support a candidate in good consciousness, I can't support them in opposition to a worse candidate.

Quotes also being fucky for me, and I've never bothered to learn how to @ on the farms, so hope yer paying attention bud

I was always under the impression that jury rigging equipment was feasible up to a point. And one of the larger points in that was the machine's complexity. And American equipment always struck me as being very complex, sometimes needlessly so; but that said, the equipment was also extremely effective when it had proper upkeep. I've always heard stories about Soviet/Russian technology that could basically operate while being held together with string and paperclips; which is to say that their stuff had/has a very high level of tolerance when it comes to doing field repairs and just making sure it keeps going. My impression over the years is that American equipment can function this way in some cases, but that American technology is not as easily adaptable to rough repairs and quick solutions.

I think its worth keeping in mind exactly what was captured - Small arms are small fry, Afghanistan has a long history of experienced gunsmiths. Keeping an existing weapon going until essentials like the barrel wear out is easily in their ballpark, even more sensitive weapons like AR platforms. The land vehicles are no trouble, a combustion engine is a combustion engine, and they didn't capture anything to my knowledge with fancy shit like ground based radar vehicles. They'll be able to keep those running and refurbished across the fleet of humvees and MRAP's and such.

But I'm walking around the big question, the air power. Fixed wings first, because they're quick, the A29's they captured might be difficult, they are prop aircraft but they're fairly modern, well designed ones. If they either captured or had enough turncoat mechanics (I consider this highly likely if for no other reason than where else will those people keep working, not much private air in Afghanistan) then they'll probably be fine, its an export craft. So if they really want to, they'll be able to acquire parts, and as a non-jet, its air hours to overhaul hours is pretty good. The rest of the airfleet is cargo planes and Cesna's, the former are fairly irrelevant to their situation, the latter are a dime a dozen civilian aircraft, they can get parts and techs to fix those from anywhere in the civilized world.

The other big set is the helicopter fleet, and I actually hold that I think they can keep these up. So far it looks like they've captured Blackhawks, Little Birds, and some russian heli's. The Russian one are old models, will hold to their reputation of running on shit and string pretty well. The trick with the American helicopters, is how long they've been in service. Remember, the Blackhawk and Little Bird are both 50 years or older designs. Even with modernization programs and electronics overhauls, the core of those platforms is ultimately a helicopter that was intended for manufacture before the widespread availability of computer guided precision manufacturing for everything. It was designed to be machined and assembled by human hands with mostly man scale tools. Cutting edge for its time, but still fifty years old. They may lose fancy functionality over time like modern computer warning systems, but they'll keep flying. Especially when the forces on the ground completely shit the bed on scrapping them during the evac.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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I just can't wrap my head around this.

You've just pointed out the worst moral depravity you could think of and, in your infinite insanity, cheapened it by comparing it to your political opposition to make their values seem worse than child abuse by exposing that you don't actually care about child abuse in the first place. You've just told me that you don't think that child abuse is a big deal. You've just told me you would sell out your own flesh & blood to the Democrat party, not "under threat", not "under pressure", but "at a whim."

And you actually think this gives you more credibility.

The only thing these people care about are muh political party.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

So how could one create an effective means of governing a country if most of the people in charge are inept assholes who prioritize enriching themselves over public service? At this point, I'm convinced that every politician has to have a bomb strapped to their brain stem that if enough people vote yes, can be remotely detonated at any time to make sure they do their job right.

Ancient Kings--and Shaka Zulu, who was a Kang--weren't much better morally. They were, however, required to go out and lead on the battlefield. In contrast, we're lead by--at best--pencil pushers and HR managers; people that construct rules that don't have to have desired effects or be productive. As much as we shit on Biden for his incompetence, his administration is really a series of indictments against the "adult" bureaucracy that actually manage the country. Our nation is run by cowards and thus, cowardly decisions come out of it.

The more I look at it, the more minecrafting really is the solution to all these problems.

 

[XYZpdq]

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Somebody's very chipper today.

I like saying it as THEM! like the giant ants

 

[axfaxf]

Mike McCaul Republican ranking member on the House Foreign Affairs Committee is saying the Taliban is making demands to release the 6 aircraft filled with Americans and SIVs. Sounds an awful like a hostage situation to me.....

"In fact we have six airplanes at Mazar-i-Sharif airport, six airplanes, with American citizens on them as I speak, also with these interpreters, and the Taliban is holding them hostage for demands right now," Mr. McCaul said. "State has cleared these flights and the Taliban will not let them leave the airport."
"The Taliban wants something in exchange, this is really … turning into a hostage situation where they are not going to allow American citizens to leave until they get full recognition from the United States of America," he said.
Fox News is reporting that they have reached out for comment to the White House and the National Security Council.

WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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What. The. Fuck. Is. This.

A hostage situation with Americans in fucking Afghanistan. Why isn´t this shit all over the news? Oh, OrangeManBad, I forgot.

 

[pwnest injun]

I just can't wrap my head around this.

You've just pointed out the worst moral depravity you could think of and, in your infinite insanity, cheapened it by comparing it to your political opposition to make their values seem worse than child abuse by exposing that you don't actually care about child abuse in the first place. You've just told me that you don't think that child abuse is a big deal. You've just told me you would sell out your own flesh & blood to the Democrat party, not "under threat", not "under pressure", but "at a whim."

And you actually think this gives you more credibility.

The only thing these people care about are muh political party.

"If I have to round up 100s of children, then rape and murder them before harvesting the juices from their pineal glands to inject into a port on my left clavicle, so that I might maintain the illusion of my human form, then I'll do it... if that's what it takes to stop Trump!!"

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Obama sucked because he was just a junior senator and thus didnt have the clout or experience to run an admin.

The difference though is Obama at least surrounded himself with competent people, during his first term anyway.

The Afghanistan dumpster fire has all the hallmarks of young, inexperienced diversity hires who thought things were just going to work, and when they didn't thought nobody would notice.

There's no foreign policy experts, there's no military experts, his entire cabinet are unqualified buffoons who look like a deer in the healights if they get asked a question off script.

There's no Petraeus or McChrystal.

And remember Petraeus got forced into retirement after he innocently said he had only met Obama twice in two years which obviously raised some eyebrows since he was in charge of fighting two wars on his behalf. McChrystal on the other hand got drummed out of the service when he gave a Rolling Stone interview where he said everyone in the military thought Joe Biden was an idiot.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan would you pick Biden over Trump if Biden raped children & ate boiled babies? I just want to know if Trump is really that dangerous.

Of course he would.
If Trump openly said breathing is good, Triple H would choke to death.