DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
Important news you guys

screenshot(2).png


Kat must have loved watching Phil drink gin and playing with his phone for her birthday
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Colloid, Plastic Love, mark the mint man and 12 others
RIPRhongoBongo said:
Honestly, the most shocking thing about today is Phil didn't get into a tard fight on Twitter. He actually CAN be a husband (when he wants to be)
Click to expand...
Yeah, that’s one of the things that makes me think that things aren’t exactly idyllic at Fort Snort!

Did Phil ever take a whole day off because of Khat’s birthday before? I don’t think so!

Things must be pretty bad if Phil willingly foregoes several hundreds of dollars, just
to take his Clydesdale to the zoo and a full bucket of carrots and apples afterwards.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Colloid, Boogiesfatasfuck, Stroke Face II Turbo and 6 others
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Stroke Face II Turbo, Big Brown Schlub, tzgnilki and 2 others
hundredthousand said:
I mean, nobody really cares if he watches wrestling. The reason him playing champions is an issue is because he is feigning distress constantly and taking advantage of his viewers who are largely disabled people just to dump the funds into bullshit like that mobile game.
Click to expand...
If Phil was relying on his disabled viewers, he’d barely be able to pay his mortgage and make ends meet every month, lol!

Even with the occasional super generous $70 SuperBlindMan tip.

What’s propping a 2-300 viewer Phil up are the whales and not much else.

Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
non-kosher link here

DSP The Immortal (@TheyCallMeDSP)

Would everyone be opposed to me flipping the schedule a little? Bc to be honest I REALLY want to play more Tormented Souls tomorrow (Monday) instead of Psychonauts 2. The survival horror bug has bit me!!!
nitter.net nitter.net
Click to expand...
Lololol! “The survival bug”

Jeez Phil, just be hahnest with your fans.

Those viewer numbers bit you hard!
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Dread Pirate Retard, Colloid, Reckless Starfish and 6 others
A few days ago, someone (probably Derich), asked him about CM Punk's return and Phil was dismissive saying he didn't follow wrestling anymore.
Now here he is excited about AEW... just as CM Punk is back.

Even if he wasn't lying about watching wrestling consistently, he clearly just lied that he wasn't interested in CM Punk because he obviously watched this tonight for that purpose.

I have no idea why he is lying about his interest in wrestling, other than he claims Kat doesn't like it and he's supposed to not be able to afford any streaming services that carrying it. But I also have no idea why, not unlike his wedding night, this was supposed to be a big day with Kat and he has been regularly active on Twitter, and is now talking about an activity he clearly isn't doing with her because she expressed disinterest in it. He claims on stream he wants to be glued to her constantly and never gets enough time with her, so why are we doing solo activities on this special day? If this was a normal couple I wouldn't think this odd, but Phil is very insistent no time is ever enough.

@Scotty earlier today joked he'd be watching AEW and foaming at the mouth for CM Punk while Kat retreated to her room to schedule an appointment with Tyrone and here we are.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Dread Pirate Retard, Colloid, CT 05 and 11 others
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Why does Phil post shit like this? Doesn't he realize how that undermines his whole "muh wife and I don't get time to spend together".
Click to expand...

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Yes.
The vortex is a confusing mess, okay?

Nobody thinks so much about himself like Phil, even more than we do, because the narcissist constantly battles with himself, for himself, against himself, against everyone else, he never comes to rest.

The beauty of this inner war is projection on a deliberate galaxy-wide scale. He actively and consciously knows that he says and writes stupid shit and contradicts himself, but other than children, he never "learned to learn" and to improve himself, to prevent those mistakes in the future.

Instead he learned how to reflect and project any criticizm, even the helpful voices in the back of his head. This is one of his constances: Nothing is his fault, ever, in any circumstance. If you think his tweets during Khet's birthday (or wedding night) are stupid, then something is wrong with YOU, poor victim Phil just wants to share his life, how dare you.

And since Phil is so accustomed to this cycle and pumps out some tasty monetary profit (so he thinks), there is literally no reason to change, he has the perfect defense of declaring any critic as a mouth-drooling braindead no-life cultish loser. Tweet today, rant tomorrow, wait for money.

So, NO he doesn't really realize what he's doing wrong here (his wrongdoing is this repeating tweeting of garbage, never learning and damaging his own integrity long-term), but YES he knows this is garbage but if you say anything then you're not just wrong but a complete retard, so fuck yourself and lick his shit. Behehe.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Cardef1121, CT 05, Plastic Love and 7 others
@Scotty earlier today joked he'd be watching AEW and foaming at the mouth for CM Punk while Kat retreated to her room to schedule an appointment with Tyrone and here we are.
Click to expand...

Yup! Not going to harp too much about the writers, because we’ve gotten some good sagas and surprises this year.

But once you know the characters, you hardly need to be Nostradamus to make solid predictions on what’ll happen next. Phil and Khat aren’t exactly characters that are very deep or complicated.

He claims on stream he wants to be glued to her constantly and never gets enough time with her, so why are we doing solo activities on this special day? If this was a normal couple I wouldn't think this odd, but Phil is very insistent no time is ever enough.
Click to expand...

I think this is 50% the Christ Burnell act, where Phil got crucified, tortured under Pontus Pilate streams SIX DAYS A WEEK, ALL DAY LONG for our entertainment. “Look at my sacrifices, wheelchairs!”

The other 50% is Phil being a grown up half wit, with a child’s expectations for what a relationship looks like.

A grown mahture couple spends all their time together. They don’t have seperate interests, they don’t have seperate or mutual friends. They just “spend time together” in an unspecified way.

It kinda reminds of Chris Chan in fact, whose entire worldview about relationships was taken from PG movies and kids TV shows.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Colloid, CT 05, Prince Lotor and 4 others
Dave will probably say that he didn't watch the AEW PPV, but read tidbits about it on Twitter and based his opinions on that.

Now I don't know what is more pathetic:
1. Instead of spending the day celebrating his wife's birthday, he spend the evening watching wrassling.
or
2. Instead of watching wrassling (one of the only things left, he truly cares about), he is forced to read tidbits on Twitter instead of watching it live.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Colloid, CT 05, Surly Muppet and 4 others
hundredthousand said:
Why does he lie about watching Wrestling? It's so fucking obvious he watches every WWE show they have...

Is he embarrassed about it, or is this to fit the narrative that he doesn't play champions? Or is it just pathological in that he can't help but lie about every detail in his life.

I mean, nobody really cares if he watches wrestling. The reason him playing champions is an issue is because he is feigning distress constantly and taking advantage of his viewers who are largely disabled people just to dump the funds into bullshit like that mobile game.
Click to expand...

Given how stupid some wrestling fans are, as someone has already pointed out, he's trying to appeal to the fact that he's a "real mature adult". But how many real mature adults have a fucking plaque on the wall celebrating his favourite wrestler's streak of being a heavyweight champion? Not to mention, Phil, you still have this nugget up:

 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Flavius Anthemius, Prince Lotor, Tom Went To The Mayor and 4 others
hundredthousand said:
Why does he lie about watching Wrestling? It's so fucking obvious he watches every WWE show they have...

Is he embarrassed about it, or is this to fit the narrative that he doesn't play champions? Or is it just pathological in that he can't help but lie about every detail in his life.

I mean, nobody really cares if he watches wrestling. The reason him playing champions is an issue is because he is feigning distress constantly and taking advantage of his viewers who are largely disabled people just to dump the funds into bullshit like that mobile game.
Click to expand...
Wrestling fans in general would make a decent Community Watch thread, with individuals such as Phil and Jim Sterling being great examples about why.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Donut Coma, Colloid, CT 05 and 10 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back