Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Gensdupays]

Yeah, only the last one, Kill.


Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.

Doom is pretty edgy and shit. Why do you like that? Death metal is edgy too.

 

[Conrix]

Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.

Says the person who wishes death upon people, hates the mentally disabled, and listens to edgelord death metal.

Yeah and the creators of Hatred at least acknowledge that it's a joke; Barneyfag takes his Hate Quest so seriously that it interferes with his schoolwork.

Doom is pretty edgy and shit. Why do you like that? Death metal is edgy too.

To be fair, Doom is a fun game that's still popular and widely played to this day, with people still making their own maps and shit for it. And it's easy to mod pictures of shit you hate like Barney into it as enemy monsters so you can shoot them down with a double barreled shotgun.

 

[Gensdupays]

Much like how you have South Park fans who are largely in it for underage yaoi and miss all of the political stuff, you also have people interested in Doom for the reasons Barneyfag is: to seem "edgy" and "grown up." I bet he played it as a part of his "protest" thing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.

Says the man who's attempting edge in everything he says.

Good job.

Much like how you have South Park fans who are largely in it for underage yaoi and miss all of the political stuff, you also have people interested in Doom for the reasons Barneyfag is: to seem "edgy" and "grown up." I bet he played it as a part of his "protest" thing.

That would not surprise me in the slightest. That he'd play such a game to try and separate himself from the other Barney-watching people trying to make himself the better man. When in reality, he's far worse than those people by virtue of threatening genocide on them.

Tell me @x86x2, and be honest here, no dancing around the question like you normally do. What do you think about us? Do you think we're in league with the Purple Devil because we're making fun of you? Are we triggering a hidden memory about the Violet Satan you never knew you had? You wish you could give us the same treatment as those who watch Barney?

 

[Tailypo]

Yeah, only the last one, Kill.


Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.

How can someone be this fucking unaware of themselves?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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How can someone be this fucking unaware of themselves?

You got to be that autistic, and this man is that autistic.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Go any further than page 55 X86X and you reach the pinpoint-dobson status.

 

[x86x2]

Doom is pretty edgy and shit. Why do you like that? Death metal is edgy too.

I think the gameplay is fun to maneuver around in Doom, it has a lot of interesting level design, and its userbase is expansive enough to make new sets of levels that advance the game engine further than what it was originally capable of. Also, Doom had you play as a sort of hero. Yeah, you're killing shit, but you're literally going to Hell and killing all of the demons there. You're going to the underworld so you can stop an invasion from taking over the Earth. Hatred, you're literally playing as an insane man who wants to kill every single person on planet Earth. I'm ok with listening to songs about that if the underlying instrumentals are interesting, but I don't feel like putting myself in the hands of someone like that.

Much like how you have South Park fans who are largely in it for underage yaoi and miss all of the political stuff, you also have people interested in Doom for the reasons Barneyfag is: to seem "edgy" and "grown up." I bet he played it as a part of his "protest" thing.

Actually, not really. I got into Doom before high school, actually. Didn't play it in school, I kept that to myself, but I did do some drawings of it for school back when I was 13 or so. I'm not gonna upload them, though, they were pretty embarassing.

What do you think about us? Do you think we're in league with the Purple Devil because we're making fun of you? Are we triggering a hidden memory about the Violet Satan you never knew you had? You wish you could give us the same treatment as those who watch Barney?

You know, I like that you people really want to understand why I think the way I do, it's more or less you can't seem to fully sympathize with me in this situation, unless, of course, you stepped into my shoes. I like that you guys are trying to help, but you know, the gay fantasy shit really needs to stop.

 

[Bugaboo]

Embrassing eh, apparently more embarrassing than being known as "the guy who hates disabled people and is triggered by Barney"

 

[Gensdupays]

I'm not gonna upload them, though, they were pretty embarassing.

Upload the drawings. I want to see them, they cannot possibly be worse than your current crusade.

I like that you guys are trying to help, but you know, the gay fantasy shit really needs to stop.

Okay, now I'm definitely putting this in as a suggestion for the random.txt.

 

[Meowthkip]

The only problem is, how the fuck do they summon him? If there's the case where multiple kids are there and he comes to life in front of them, then you'd think they just think of his arms and legs and summon him like Exodia, but then there are other times where he just comes to life if only one kid is there, so then what? Also, there's more bullshit logic. If Barney comes from their imagination, then how does he get the real guests to come in? Fuck, Tomie can't have just left his house and briefly stopped working on books to entertain some children, invited by some guests that he's not sure even exists. Does everything that happens after he's summoned become imaginary? Where is the line between what's real and what's not? Even worse is the video "Come On Over To Barney's House", where kids come visit Barney's house, which of course is imaginary, so what the fuck happened to them in real life? How the hell did he manage to transport the kids to many different places in the videos like outer space as well as the other countries of the world? If that was all imaginary, then what were they doing? Don't you think their parents would be scared that their kids are gone for so long, taken by someone who they can't even associate with? Can't forget the videos which are just mere clip shows were Barney acts independent of the children in the show and appears to be his own separate being. What then? Were the kids who tried to summon them just ignored?
I really don't get this shit at all.

THEY USE THEIR IMAGINATION. IT IS A SHOW FOR PRESCHOOLERS.

YOU LOVE SESAME STREET SO MUCH BUT YOU DON'T QUESTION HOW NONE OF THE ADULTS WERE ABLE TO SEE SNUFFLEUPAGUS UNTIL FUCKING 1985, 14 YEARS AFTER HE FIRST SHOWED UP.

I LOOKED THAT UP ON THE MUPPET WIKI SINCE I REMEMBERED HE WAS THOUGHT TO BE IMAGINARY FOR A WHILE AND I WANTED TO DOUBLE CHECK BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF SHOWS FOR TODDLERS. JUST THE ONES FOR OLDER KIDS BECAUSE I AM A SAD WOMAN CHILD.

And I wasn't trying to talk shit about Wishbone, I am aware that the show is definitely more competent than Barney, despite there being an overlap in the staff of both series. I just kind of avoided it because I knew its connections with Barney would make people think there's something wrong with me. Again, nothing against the actual show, I just didn't feel like it would be the right decision to watch it.

So, were you looking up those connections when it was on the air? I'm pretty sure the show premiered when I was like eight or nine and I'm several years older than you. Were you even born yet?

Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.

What's it like to have exactly zero self-awareness?

 

[Adamska]

It's not a fantasy if it's true. Besides how can I feel bad for an unpleasant slug who hates crippled and retarded people? One who can't even try to keep his fucking lies straight?

 

[Conrix]

I've watched the stupidity of mankind through the screen of my computer, and it waged a one man war against a purple dinosaur that doesn't exist.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

You said that you like Sesame Street as a kid. Well I have one thing to ask:

U mad bro?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Barney is on Earth, ergo Earth is barneyshit. You have to leave to truly be cleansed of this purple demon.

 

[x86x2]

You said that you like Sesame Street as a kid. Well I have one thing to ask:

U mad bro?

Well, fuck. I imagine that it's because, you know, it was for the launch of Sprout, so naturally it seemed like they were contractually obligated to do that shit. There are quite a few things that Sesame Street had to do in order to compete with Barney in order to keep its ratings. They weren't necessarily proud of it.
I remember hearing about how Big Bird had an initial design that resembled Barney in terms of personality but was later changed to his more recognizable persona today.
Fucking son of a bitch.

So, were you looking up those connections when it was on the air? I'm pretty sure the show premiered when I was like eight or nine and I'm several years older than you. Were you even born yet?

Well, I was partly interested in PBS, and was quite internet-savvy at the time, so I was interested in finding out who made what. I had mainly gained exposure to Wishbone through seeing Wishbone books in my school's library, and my parents had a Wishbone VHS lying around when I was really young, but I never really watched it.

 

[Gensdupays]

Well, fuck. I imagine that it's because, you know, it was for the launch of Sprout, so naturally it seemed like they were contractually obligated to do that shit. There are quite a few things that Sesame Street had to do in order to compete with Barney in order to keep its ratings. They weren't necessarily proud of it.
I remember hearing about how Big Bird had an initial design that resembled Barney in terms of personality but was later changed to his more recognizable persona today.
Fucking son of a bitch.

I see a whole bunch of damage control and double standards here. Sesame Street is ruined for you, admit it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Oh look the cast of two different shows socializing with kids, how fucking communist-alien-overlord can it get?

/sneed

 

[Meowthkip]

Well, fuck. I imagine that it's because, you know, it was for the launch of Sprout, so naturally it seemed like they were contractually obligated to do that shit. There are quite a few things that Sesame Street had to do in order to compete with Barney in order to keep its ratings. They weren't necessarily proud of it.
I remember hearing about how Big Bird had an initial design that resembled Barney in terms of personality but was later changed to his more recognizable persona today.
Fucking son of a bitch.

So how long before you disavow Children's Television Workshop?

 

[Adamska]

Well, fuck. I imagine that it's because, you know, it was for the launch of Sprout, so naturally it seemed like they were contractually obligated to do that shit. There are quite a few things that Sesame Street had to do in order to compete with Barney in order to keep its ratings. They weren't necessarily proud of it.
I remember hearing about how Big Bird had an initial design that resembled Barney in terms of personality but was later changed to his more recognizable persona today.
Fucking son of a bitch.

How dare two shows which cover the same age bracket meet up. And you wonder why no one likes you and why you'll never get a spot as a janitor on a shit-tier board.