🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%

  • Total voters
    110
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Seriously, what am I even looking at here?
Someone who needs to touch grass. This is an autistic meme from Rivelino, who is a known pedophile. He draws lines on people standing around, and declares if they are alpha male or potato male.

Fellas, is it gay to lean at a 89 degree angle?
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Someone who needs to touch grass. This is an autistic meme from Rivelino, who is a known pedophile. He draws lines on people standing around, and declares if they are alpha male or potato male.

Fellas, is it gay to lean at a 89 degree angle?
This is so fucking autistic.
Imagine obsessing over these tiny details to the point where it becomes your entire life.
He's just making men even more insecure about themselves and imprint into their minds the idea that if they don't remember to follow every one of these minute details then they have failed. Like if their girlfriends put their hand on theirs one night then it's all over and they need to reevaluate everything.
 
This is so fucking autistic.
Imagine obsessing over these tiny details to the point where it becomes your entire life.
He's just making men even more insecure about themselves and imprint into their minds the idea that if they don't remember to follow every one of these minute details then they have failed. Like if their girlfriends put their hand on theirs one night then it's all over and they need to reevaluate everything.
Pretty sure men don't give a shit about some random autist on Twitter.
 
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Now go get your own pizza, Pantsu.
Ralph's regret for getting into this happy couple LARP probably skyrockets every time his trotters get near food like this and he remembers he has to make a show of generosity and allow his mare to have a few scraps he'd otherwise eagerly absorb into his gunt. Poor guy.
 
This is the first time I can recall Ethan Ralph making a nonpolitical video game reference (Zelda) in the last 2 years. I know he's still molesting the corpse of his gamergate clout every week, but does he even like video games?
Being a true wigger his favorite games are the NBA ones.
 
PIZZA DAY!

This is the first time I can recall Ethan Ralph making a nonpolitical video game reference (Zelda) in the last 2 years. I know he's still molesting the corpse of his gamergate clout every week, but does he even like video games?

We got a Game Gunts thread up. May be on the second page. He's fucking awful at every video game he plays.
 
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