DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[der rademacher]

He also got her another gift and it's arriving this week, but he won't say what it is.

Because as we all know, he'll be using it himself in the end.

Spoiler

https://www.realdoll.com/product/johnny-1-0/

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why would you watch Phil at all? There's millions of gaming channels on YouTube and you arguably chose to watch the worst one. Watching paint dry is more entertaining than watching DSP.

 

[DeeTracktor]

How in the world was this a guy phil idolized and looked at as a hero he wanted to be like?

He thinks he is this guy, all cool dont give a fuck attitude in front of an audience of thousands

But he is really ''The Guy'', a whiny man baby who had his Wheelchair audience to fly his MomWife to the snortfort to tend on him because he considers eating chicken wings as too much work

 

[actually]

why would you watch it even before he hits the goal?

Because his REEEEEing is hysterical.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So it only took Phil 40 years to figure out if you complain about your hamburger, you get another one for free.

I wonder how many years it will take him to learn if you complain about your hamburger, the cooks spit in your free one.

And it would be a robust, flavorful spit. Kinda like his daily nose oysters.

 

[DZoomer]

My 2 cents about "Why would you watch Phil?": streams from small streamers are more about the community than about the streamer.

And Phil's community is very unique, in the sense that it's one of the few communities where the streamer is a joke. Not in a playful, funny manner. Most communities have playful banter with their streamers.

But with Phil, he's actually a joke to his community. Just look at Snowkarl, the guy is constantly making Phil look like a clown while the other viewers are laughing at him. It's like having your personal "throw a pie at the clown for $1.50" show.

Add to that the segments like that recent "rant about not ranting" or Phil getting mad because someone said it was cringe seeing him talk about books, and it's not really that difficult to understand why some people watch Phil.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Just realised that our boy hasn't mentioned anything regarding unverified paypal accounts in a very long time, just a few months ago he was asking somebody to verify their account on an almost daily basis.

I'm not trying to imply something shady going on behind da scenes, but I do think it shows just how few donators Phil has left, since all the whales undoubtedly linked their bank account once prompted by the pig at the beginning of the year.

 

[Fapcop]

So it only took Phil 40 years to figure out if you complain about your hamburger, you get another one for free.

I wonder how many years it will take him to learn if you complain about your hamburger, the cooks spit in your free one.

Jesus man, what kind of nigger staffed and managed Burger Kings do you go to?!?

Every BK/McDs I’ve ever been in where there was something so majorly wrong that I had to summon my inner Karen, they just hand you a new one straight off the rack.

"Exotic" stores lol. So, Pier 1 Imports?

Nah. Just “stores that aren’t within a 5 mile radius” is enough to make it “exotic” for those two.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I found a website that can show you stats of "popular" accounts on social media sites. So I tried Phil's YT channel. The result was surprisingly good.

USE FULLSCREEN

Phil...

This is how it should look like:

This is the website

 

[BlackDragoons]

So it only took Phil 40 years to figure out if you complain about your hamburger, you get another one for free.

I wonder how many years it will take him to learn if you complain about your hamburger, the cooks spit in your free one.

I fired a man for doing exactly that. Probably one of the most absolutely disgusting thing to ever do EVER.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Ah shit, grease them elbows boys… time to punch that air with all these big tips.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's recounting at length his issues with his Burger King chicken sandwich. He took pictures, he sat in the car and filed a complaint...
He's been going back and forth with them since via email (over the course of yesterday, I guess).

Was Kat crying in the passenger seat?
This marriage is a fucking farce. Her birthday was probably filled with rants about this Burger King.

EDIT: They had fun going to exotic stores. It was fun, but it was so hot. It was 80 degrees.

I had the entire thing muted, but I did notice the tractor stream chat scrolling by at warp speed laughing at him in disbelief and his own chat with maybe 1 line every 5 minutes. We are the only people that get anything out of these stupid stories of his. Who is he even kidding? I don't even get what's wrong with the sandwich. Yeah it looks gross, but not any worse than anything else at Burger King.

 

[Froggah]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

Dox the secret tipper and make him go away. Fight to be Phil's favourite. He needs more money today, btw.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dave's retarded stories about his big day ahf with the birthday horse honestly broke me. He has had much dumber stories in the past objectively but this one just destroyed me. We got him calling Khet his mom again, then talking about how he wanted to take her to some diner that reminded him of his mom (Jesus fucking Christ Dave you've got some serious fucking issues). Then he basically said that all they did on her birthday was go around consooming food and looking at dumb "exotic" shit that was being sold. His story about the shitty burger he got was unbelievable, going full DarkSydeKaren as always complaining about a fucking BURGER he got from a SHITTY CHAIN FAST FOOD RESTAURANT and getting legit furious about it. He probably wouldn't get this angry about Burger King if the CEO of Burger King raped and killed his mother, but getting a shitty burger from them? Fate worse than death to him. He even took a picture of it because getting a shitty burger was probably the height of his day. Alluddapeepol have already said it earlier in the thread but if he actually took the horse to the zoo they would've at least done something that doesn't just involve consooming and shambling around the mall like a zombie. Although, now that I'm thinking about it, I looked up the zoo and it's decently big so they probably have a small restaurant for visitors. If he went to the zoo he'd probably spend 2 minutes talking about the ape-style creatures they saw and the next 20 about the food he consoomed at the zoo's restaurants and how robust and flavorful and full of high-grade custom spices, seasonings and ingredients it was, or he would've talked about how it was shitty and how their stay at the zoo was ruined and how he demanded an apology from the manager.

Just a complete hollow narcissistic shell of a man, but that the type of people that are promoted, nurtured and encouraged to exist. Just burn it all down.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

Nah, that sounds too far-fetched. Unless you know some things that we don't.

 

[ProvenWrong]

So it only took Phil 40 years to figure out if you complain about your hamburger, you get another one for free.

I wonder how many years it will take him to learn if you complain about your hamburger, the cooks spit in your free one.

Won't lie to you, when I worked in McDonald's if we generally fucked up and you weren't too much of an ass about it Id make it fresh for you and personally bring it too you.

If you were a massive dick, which most likely Phil was. Whoops your cheese/bun/pickle accidently hit the floor.

Oh well. Extra flavour of my shoe better than it going up your ass.

 

[actually]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

Imagine what kind of dipshit it would take to willingly go along with this scam to the tune of several hundred dollars a month too.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

At least you got to save a few dollars today.

 

[UaineRunei]

Anyone else notice that OneMinuteMan, BobbaJo, or SilentBob didn't tip at all today after Phil already hit the tips goal within the first 30 minutes of gameplay? It's almost like Phil has these tips saved behind the scenes and only uses them to push his tips goal closer to one of the set goals like hat or vest so someone else can finish it off.

According to the 'official lore', Phil has one or two people watching the stream and tipping only to help him hit the tips goal. Phil said this himself. However, once he said there were 2 individuals doing this, then said that was only one guy. In my opinion, this is obviously just one person.

Now, regarding the possibility that he just 'saves' those tips, we might never know for sure, since we would have to access his email to check if there's something there. But it's very likely what happens.

I think it's just a matter of how much this person actually gives him and if this is just a daily thing or he dumps money at the beggining of every month and let Phil choose what he wants to do with the money.