CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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I remember there was a murderer in a California prison who, against his will, got transferred to a lower security setting. He was in a dorm like environment with a number of other prisoners, one of whom was a child molester who infuriated him by watching PBS Kids. The murderer beat the child molester with another inmate's cane causing fatal injuries. Then he similarly beat a child trafficker as well, and then informed a guard what he had done because the guards hadn't noticed yet. One victim died that day and the other took three days to die. Then he wrote a letter to the local paper explaining the incident because he was put in segregated housing and wasn't allowed to use the phone anymore.

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He was only in prison at all for killing a drug dealer. Truly, an innocent man.
 
still none of these items allow chris access to the internet which is second only to television in how badly he wants/needs it. Still the tranch was able to contact a potential new member who was in prision for pimping troon boys, so who knows maybe hell be back online soon...provided dumbass doesn't tweet where how he got the phone, how hes bypassing the no wifi connection rule and something like #freethecpugodess! or #fuckwardenschnider
 
still none of these items allow chris access to the internet which is second only to television in how badly he wants/needs it. Still the tranch was able to contact a potential new member who was in prision for pimping troon boys, so who knows maybe hell be back online soon...provided dumbass doesn't tweet where how he got the phone, how hes bypassing the no wifi connection rule and something like #freethecpugodess! or #fuckwardenschnider
It would be facinating to
see how his sonichu drawings and their nature would change while he is in jail.
 
still none of these items allow chris access to the internet which is second only to television in how badly he wants/needs it. Still the tranch was able to contact a potential new member who was in prision for pimping troon boys, so who knows maybe hell be back online soon...provided dumbass doesn't tweet where how he got the phone, how hes bypassing the no wifi connection rule and something like #freethecpugodess! or #fuckwardenschnider

Not straight up the internet no, but these devices have message apps and you can call and videocall people.

In other words: WEENS PAY ATTENTION!

Have you dreamt of being a weird orbiter to Chris?

Ever stayed awake at night wondering why he didn’t respond to your tweets?

If the answer is “Yes!” And “Have I ever!” THEN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

Write him a letter in jail, and the minute the fat fuck will get his hand on a prison tablet, he might call and message you!

You will get to post his prison artwork here and repeat his tales of autism to us all! YOU will be THE SOLE MESSENGER!

Other weens will look at your posts with envy and delight.

So what are you waiting for?

Write Chris NOW! NOW! NOW!
 
It would be facinating to
see how his sonichu drawings and their nature would change while he is in jail.
Personally I can’t wait for the next issue of Sonichu... Where Sonichu and ArianNationChu help Chris defeat Count Tyrone of the prison yard, beat up the GuardaJerks and help Chris become warden of CWCville Prison!
 
Damn, it looks like they could really use a talented freelancer with some CADD expertise...
Virginian here. I may be wrong, but I believe being held without bond initially is pretty standard in Virginia until bail is set by the judge at arraignment.
WHY do you insist on STANDING IN THE WAY of love and TENDER EMOTIONS, you VIRGIN JERK!!!!

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It seems the outfits the inmates wear are made with the pieces just sewn together with no regard as to whether they line up or not.

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Chris is still a dolt though.

And a motherfucker.
The stripes not lining up is by design. They deliberately designed to make it so people would notice you if you were out in public wearing it.

Can a person like Chris even learn boundaries?
if he can learn boundaries it’s probably only in the present environment.
If this was a sort of intervention style thing with somebody went to Chris’s house to try and make him learn boundaries it would be impossible when he’s in his own realm.
But being in a completely alien situation like prison may actually do something for him, I think the next photo we see of him he will not have that shit eatting grin.
 
How pissed do you think Chris will be when he asks to be let out to see the new Sonic movie and they say no?
 
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I wonder if Chris's disgusting hair has been cut yet? I mean in jails they do cut the inmate's hair due to the fear of contraband being snuck in via long hair.
So I wonder if Chris will have his long seaweed hair or if he's going to go back to pre-TomGirl era Chris?

Hair is cut on intake if it is required. It depends on the facility.

Since it wasn't, it isn't.
 
Hair is cut on intake if it is required. It depends on the facility.

Since it wasn't, it isn't.
They generally don't do it to people in jail waiting for trial. You are still presumed innocent, so the state is supposed to make only the minimum intervention deemed necessary for the safety of victims and the community. Jail, pre-conviction, is not supposed to be punishment since there's ostensibly nothing to punish you for.
 
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