CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[Holiday Special]

It’s MA’AM. MA’AM

Chris isn't even the most retarded tranny to freak out at a Game Stop. That must hurt.

 

[A Grey Cat]

what i wouldntr give to see a pic of chris now. I bet that smile he had when they took his mugshot is long falltered. The realization that this isn't something he can just walk away from and be back home with his legos and cartoons again in a few hours. Especially since he missed Everfree and had all the go fund me money refuded. to sigsauerspark and @Phillip_Jeffries hope y ou guys can make the hearing on the 16th and snap at least one good pic of chris's deflated and sunken in face in his jail stripes as he heads for the hot seat.

 

[Buck Mullet]

what i wouldntr give to see a pic of chris now. I bet that smile he had when they took his mugshot is long falltered. The realization that this isn't something he can just walk away from and be back home with his legos and cartoons again in a few hours.

Just a thought, maybe Chris isn't experiencing jail as a living Hell after all. No idea if they have the resources or if Chris needs to be in solitary, but if he's housed among other inmates who don't pose much of a threat perhaps socializing with real people instead of internet weirdos fulfills something intangible within him that all the toys and vidya could never do.

Yeah, he's probably pissy that he can't watch pony cartoons and build Legos, but if he has someone to talk to and fits within a social hierarchy that might trigger something in his lizard brain that tells him it's best to go along to get along.

Who knows, the consequences of raping his mother might end up being Chris becomes a productive member of society.

 

[Phillip_Jeffries]

what i wouldntr give to see a pic of chris now. I bet that smile he had when they took his mugshot is long falltered. The realization that this isn't something he can just walk away from and be back home with his legos and cartoons again in a few hours. Especially since he missed Everfree and had all the go fund me money refuded. to sigsauerspark and @Phillip_Jeffries hope y ou guys can make the hearing on the 16th and snap at least one good pic of chris's deflated and sunken in face in his jail stripes as he heads for the hot seat.

I'm gonna try my best to go. The only thing holding me back is that because it's a preliminary hearing it could potentially last less than an hour. I'm definitely not a VA local. I'm only a few hours away and I'm used to commuting to various east cost towns to play shows, I just don't want to drive all the way there for it to last a really short amount of time haha. I'm pretty sure I will end up going.

 

[A Grey Cat]

From what i can gather (there's more info in life in full blown big boy prison than regional jail) Chris is up early in the to be roll called then has to shower and make the beds (i'm assuming the showers are private or small with stalls and locks like at a community pool and not one big open don't drop the soap kind of shower in prison) then pretty much returned to his cell, is served food at certain times of the day, roll called again and again, offered to head outside for some basic exercise in the mid mornings and afternoons (which im sure tubby refuses to do he probably begs them to let him stay in his cell as much as possible)


IF there is any non psychical recreation like television or books or whatever, chances are the tvs are mounted at the ends of the halls to where the inmates can't change the channels and the best views are the cells closest to the sets, or a tv in a small rec room with board games, a ping pong table and maybe a few decks of cards (real pplaying cards not pokemon or yuguioh cards.)

oh and of course some jail in the middle of bumfuck va isn't gonna spring for netflix or hbo max...at best they have a basic cable package...if not then shitty over the air broadcast tv. So if they have a decent package chris could ask to change the channel to nickelodeon or something like that...which will annoy the piss out the inmates but chances are they're not getting bet or mtv or any of the "good" channels. And Virginia jail inmates aren't exactly the type to watch BBC US or PBS. So even if Chris did convince them to let him watch cartoons its not like they counter and ask to watch something more "adult."

Hell I've heard most prisons and jail actually MAKE inmates watch kids and toddler programming as a form of soft punishment. One inmate's torture would be Chris's pleasure.

 

[Seven Inches]

Except they'd play MLP5 which would drive him absolutely apeshit.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Except they'd play MLP5 which would drive him absolutely apeshit.

I hope they do, lmao

 

[Sasha]

What does this mean? Is he just getting shuffled around or this this like a move to a higher security facility type of deal?

I heard that jails just send one to each other their most funky prisoners, as a game ; and like musical chairs, the one with the mum rapist when it's 8P.M. pays for pizza

 

[WalterSDempsey]

He'll get shanked for hoarding all the honeybuns, tuna fish and slim jims.

 

[C0d3]

He'll get shanked for hoarding all the honeybuns, tuna fish and slim jims.

I too wish prison was like the movies.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bet he's not looking quite so smug a month later.

Chris has dissipated into a sentient cloud of smugness that smells like ass, Fanta, dried semen, and Barbussy.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Except they'd play MLP5 which would drive him absolutely apeshit.

maybe the prison will be divided into rival G5 and FIM gangs

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I remember there was a murderer in a California prison who, against his will, got transferred to a lower security setting. He was in a dorm like environment with a number of other prisoners, one of whom was a child molester who infuriated him by watching PBS Kids. The murderer beat the child molester with another inmate's cane causing fatal injuries. Then he similarly beat a child trafficker as well, and then informed a guard what he had done because the guards hadn't noticed yet. One victim died that day and the other took three days to die. Then he wrote a letter to the local paper explaining the incident because he was put in segregated housing and wasn't allowed to use the phone anymore.

Link

 

[troon patrol]

Lotta speculation here people are mixing up jail, county lockup, state and federal prison; which all very from state to state. You DO NOT want to get sent to a major metropolitan overcrowded county lockup place like Los Angeles Twin Towers, far better off in a small town county unit. The only good news about getting sent to a large overcrowded unit is you have a shot at being "OR"ed aka small time crime like grand theft, you spend a few days and then you are released due to overcrowding which makes places like twin towers fucking nuts because it's majority serious violent/repeat offenders staying for year or two awaiting trials/hearings. I knew a guy who got "lost" in there around the 2000-2005, he was to be released and they literally couldn't find him for days due to the overcrowding.

My .02 his facility is probably full of druggies thieves and other non violent offenders awaiting trial/hearing. LARGE facilities have PC( protective custody) pods for elderly/vulnerable/sex offenders my question is whether they have such a ward where Chris is, it seems very small. Chris is not going to get shanked, sexually propositioned? Maybe most long term faculties a candy-bar is fair trade for blowing another inmate which Chris just might do. I have it on very good authority "vikings" or inmates who don't shower do eventually get the shit beaten out of them at least in federal units. I'm really confused why they are labeling him female all the units I've ever heard of go by genitalia.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I remember there was a murderer in a California prison who, against his will, got transferred to a lower security setting. He was in a dorm like environment with a number of other prisoners, one of whom was a child molester who infuriated him by watching PBS Kids. The murderer beat the child molester with another inmate's cane causing fatal injuries. Then he similarly beat a child trafficker as well, and then informed a guard what he had done because the guards hadn't noticed yet. One victim died that day and the other took three days to die. Then he wrote a letter to the local paper explaining the incident because he was put in segregated housing and wasn't allowed to use the phone anymore.

Link

Dude shouldn't have gotten punished, he was doing god's work. Child molesters don't deserve legal protection, especially when they're pushing the envelope like that.

Though I don't think Chris would end up like that guy. He's going to request solitary confinement once he realizes nobody's going to take kindly to his ways.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Mildly off topic, but this whole thread points out that average citizens, myself included, are totally in the dark about what going to prison would actually be like. Realizing that feels super weird, doesn’t it? Until you’ve been accused or convicted of a crime, you don’t know what jail or prison would be like. How can a citizen of a state have any way to judge how their government handles crime without this being commonly known?

 

[SandyCat]

Chris is probably experiencing some firm boundary-setting that should have happened about 30 years ago.

Can a person like Chris even learn boundaries?

 

[Cincinnatus]

Mildly off topic, but this whole thread points out that average citizens, myself included, are totally in the dark about what going to prison would actually be like. Realizing that feels super weird, doesn’t it? Until you’ve been accused or convicted of a crime, you don’t know what jail or prison would be like. How can a citizen of a state have any way to judge how their government handles crime without this being commonly known?

I used to work as a jailer. The detainees seemed pretty content. They misbehaved a lot but I think they were just bored. We give them books and TVs but I guess it's not enough. It was a pretty small jail, mostly junkies and two murderers (one killed his son-in-law in self defense and the other killed someone in a drug-deal gone bad).

 

[troon patrol]

Mildly off topic, but this whole thread points out that average citizens, myself included, are totally in the dark about what going to prison would actually be like. Realizing that feels super weird, doesn’t it? Until you’ve been accused or convicted of a crime, you don’t know what jail or prison would be like. How can a citizen of a state have any way to judge how their government handles crime without this being commonly known?

Your question is entirely contingent on the type of crime and the specific location even within the state. As I said in a previous post you DO NOT want to get locked up in county in a major metropolitan city LA/NYC/etc. DUI gets you one night in jail everywhere as far as I know, grand theft / minor dope possession usually one night in jail. Google "bench warrant" to find out what happens if you never show up for that court date. The good news is most common crimes have a bail around 5k; %10 (some will negotiate down to 8%) cash down to the bondsman will get you out, sometimes they'll take collateral like a car pinkslip. If you are smart and know you're about to catch charges you make a deal with a bailbonds man before you even get arrested such as when you know there is a warrant for your arrest. Cops are known to specifically raid and execute search warrants on a Friday making bail difficult but, bailbondsmen work 24 hours a day sometimes. The quality of the facilities pretty much mirror the outside economics once again overcrowded city=overcrowded county unit. If you are a sex offender typically you are put in PC pods for sex offenders, some units have different colors for sex offenders, inmates known to fight sometimes get special colored outfits. There is not guarantee you will end up in the same state as the crime you committed if you actually go to real prison, especially if it's federal which also heavily varies in quality of living the fed unit Bernie Madoff was sent too FMC Butner prison, was infamous for being more like summer camp IIRC the place was actually nicknamed "camp fluffy". hope this answered your question. outside of the states I know fucknothing other than you don't want to get jammed up on charges.

 

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