Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The fact someone may have said something anti-Semitic (and knowing Moviebob, "anti-Semitic" means "pointing out what the Talmud says", or "saying that globalism isn't great") doesn't mean that all that person's arguments are bad. Hitler ate sugar; that doesn't mean eating sugar makes you an evil, genocidal mass murderer.
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The joke about "woodchippers" is a reference to paedos. If you believe paedos and troons are one and the same that's true, but it isn't the most woke thing to believe.
 
I mean, nothing wrong with being a little nostalgic about childhood, but unless you are a complete failure as a person, regardless of money issues, adulthood is about turning dreams into reality, or exploring new possibilities.
Exactly.

The best part of growing up is you can do the things you dreamed of doing when you were a kid. And you find out things about yourself that never knew before.

The problem with people like Bob is that their dreams are unrealistic and childish. And they don’t want to learn anything.
 
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>Calling other people pathetic losers
>Is Movieblob

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1435308547693326342 (Archive)
 
Ooooo. I see one of those is the critical drinker. Time for everyone's favorite game show...
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Not sure you're in any position to talk smack about someone who gets 10x your views, tubbo.
In less than 24 hours to boot compared to Blobby's 2 weeks.

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So I heard Chris say that his podcasts are a hobby and not a product and I nearly put my phone through a wall. Mother fucker you don't get to pull that line when you've been begging harder than your brother begs for tranny pussy. It's clear as sunlight shining through a perfectly cut diamond that you want your podcast to be a product, why else are you bitching when your pity patrons flee in droves?
 
In less than 24 hours to boot compared to Blobby's 2 weeks.

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I checked the screenshot Bob posted and the videos in it all outperform his save Geeks+Gamers and clowning.
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Only Bob could hit himself while trying to dunk on others.
 
It's possible, in fact, probable, that some people disliked Shang Chi as much as Bob liked it. It's as likely probable that some of those people are just as passionate about sharing their opinions on the internet as Moviebob.

If that's the case, the only difference I can see between Bob and these reviewers is that they're not lock-step with his opinions. Do you think Bob would address these people as sad, pathetic losers just for expressing a different opinion about an interpretive piece of media?

Bob can't be the kind of guy that enforces his opinion regarding subjective material, can he? Why, that would be like a friend of yours saying they don't like Coca Cola and you reply, "wrong, you do."

Which would make you a moron, of course.
 
I checked the screenshot Bob posted and the videos in it all outperform his save Geeks+Gamers and clowning.
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Only Bob could hit himself while trying to dunk on others.

Ah, I say let the fatass have his victory lap, everybody needs a W every now and then, and it isn't like Robert can't get any more of a insufferable cunt anyway.

And I know Clowfish, Nerdroic and the rest of these assholes are just doing their trade, thats the game, just hope they will be able to take on the chin and maybe drop the "M-She-U" talk, because this Marvel sperg is getting fucking lame.

At one point they will have to deal with the fact that matter how much "woke" Disney shoves into their movies, the marvel capeshit flicks are still on a league of their own in terms of production, distribution and advertisement, as in right now they are too big to fail, and I don't think they will stop making bank anytime soon. The multiverse convoluted bullshit might turn some people away, but considering that the MCU right now consists of 4-5 movies a year plus some series, instead of the wallop of dozen of floopies and events a month when the Marvel comics became a brickwall, maybe the public in general will be able to take it.

Plus, I think there is a good chance that Iron Heart and Miss Marvel get to be hits, considering they will be written by actual writers and not whatever the fuck Bendis became after 2010, and the marvel brand looks to be strong as ever, and no amount of Critical Drinkers will change that.

If that happens, Roberts smugness will shoot throught the sky, so heads up.

But for us this will be a win, because, in the end, Robert just can't help himself:

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IT WAS GAMERGATE ALL ALOOOOOONNGG!!!!!
 
@Bolo Pretty much the MCU will always be successful while Bob acts more like an insufferable jackass that gets more people to hate him.

It's funny how Bob views himself as an elite here for liking capeshit when the people who are involved in said capeshit probably live normal lives or would find Bob abhorrant and distance themselves from him while he believes they and many of his betters will accept him as on of their own.
 
True, but she's prettier than Lindsay ever was in her prime.

There's a saying: liberal girls are the easiest and conservative girls are the prettiest.
There's an older saying that's more appropriate: "Women are like car tires: the more they go around, the more worn out they become."
Imagine being so mad at people making clickbait videos or not liking a movie that you think that investigations should be opened into people saying games journalism is bad and Briana Wu bullying himself.
The Autism Holy War had many effects, but the biggest one was that it gave losers like Wu and Bob a target and an excuse. Like Goldstein in 1984, Gamergate became a boogeyman which was the cause of all things evil in the world and therefore is an evil target you can unleash the most vicious of treatments against without feeling bad. Trump was elected? It's not because the common man feels Washington D.C. views him as an ambulatory wallet, it's because of Gamergate! Covid? It's not because of the US funding labs in China, it's because of Gamergate! Bob's intact virginity? It's not that Bob is an unlikable buffoon, it's Gamergate! A random Scotsman's videos outperform Bob's videos by a factor of ten? It's those damned Gamergate supporters manipulating Critical Drinker's YouTube views! Gamergate means Bob no longer has to confront his mediocrity; he just blames Gamergate and leaves his bubble of ignorance intact.

I wonder how long it will be before he blames his rotting leg on Gamergate...
 
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